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Hair to the Empire

Hair to the Empire

by Adam on June 18, 2015 at 12:00 am
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Discussion (16) ¬

  1. Parrius
    Parrius
    June 18, 2015, 12:23 am | # | Reply

    And, when you get back from the grocery store, you can say: “Chewie…we’re home.”

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 18, 2015, 7:47 am | # | Reply

      Haha!

  2. dragon352
    dragon352
    June 18, 2015, 12:31 am | # | Reply

    *sigh* its after people realise things like this that we get laws like this one
    http://grumpyelder.com/2012/06/its-illegal-to-chain-your-alligator-to-a-fire-hydrant/

    • dragon352
      dragon352
      June 18, 2015, 12:31 am | # | Reply

      tho it is a good joke.

  3. David
    David
    June 18, 2015, 3:33 am | # | Reply

    I wonder if that’s the origin of Cousin Itt?

    • Orvan Taurus
      Orvan Taurus
      June 18, 2015, 8:17 am | # | Reply

      You are not alone. I’d go more Addams Family than Star Wars, myself.

      • Rhea
        Rhea
        June 18, 2015, 11:29 am | # | Reply

        Yeah, Cousin Itt was short, and Chewie’s pretty tall. But it’s probably easier for a doofus to pull off Han Solo than Gomez Addams, at least sartorially.

  4. Matt
    Matt
    June 18, 2015, 7:50 am | # | Reply

    Ha! Love that kids last line.

  5. qka
    qka
    June 18, 2015, 3:47 pm | # | Reply

    Although, I do remember this girl from grade school with hair way down past there.

  6. euphgeek
    euphgeek
    June 18, 2015, 9:06 pm | # | Reply

    Are you trying to make the argument to your girlfriend that you would not be a good father? 😉

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 18, 2015, 11:39 pm | # | Reply

      What do you mean? I’d save us so much money on haircuts AND I’d look like a space pirate. What girl wouldn’t be attracted to that?

      • euphgeek
        euphgeek
        June 18, 2015, 11:41 pm | # | Reply

        Haha 😀

      • Kai
        Kai
        June 19, 2015, 1:54 am | # | Reply

        Umm… You are aware that it won’t save *you* a single penny?

        Choose one: Either spend your savings on your childs haircuts or on your girlfriend.
        There’s no way to keep the girl and really _save_ that money.

        • Mental Mouse
          Mental Mouse
          June 19, 2015, 8:39 am | # | Reply

          Also, once the kid gets old enough to care how they look, it’ll be hairstylists all the way.

  7. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    June 19, 2015, 12:01 am | # | Reply

    The you remember it will cost a fortune for hair care products.

  8. Anne Onymous
    Anne Onymous
    July 21, 2020, 5:01 am | # | Reply

    I dunno.. You can pull that off with a yearly haircut on a girl, but on a boy, just take the responsiblity until puberty.

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