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Hands Free

Hands Free

by Adam on January 11, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (20) ¬

  1. Warky
    Warky
    April 16, 2010, 4:54 pm | # | Reply

    no comments on this!? this was hysterical! I love the last one especially! HA HA! Off to commit more crimes. LOL

  2. Mordoz
    Mordoz
    May 5, 2010, 11:17 pm | # | Reply

    Well, he can't get caught red handed…or any other color of hands.

  3. Neorecon19
    Neorecon19
    May 6, 2010, 3:17 am | # | Reply

    Ah, a reason to be lazy!

    • Odeon
      Odeon
      May 10, 2013, 11:22 am | # | Reply

      You need a reason?

  4. hmvvvvv
    hmvvvvv
    May 31, 2010, 1:10 pm | # | Reply

    no high fives…

    • Noslo
      Noslo
      April 26, 2011, 6:09 am | # | Reply

      He can still do high stumps.

      • Amy
        Amy
        June 25, 2011, 1:23 am | # | Reply

        Jumping-Chest-Bump things are also an acceptable form of celebrating.

  5. liliumbandit
    liliumbandit
    June 4, 2010, 6:15 am | # | Reply

    I was laughing hysterically by the second panel.

  6. Serendepity
    Serendepity
    June 17, 2010, 6:13 pm | # | Reply

    God, I STILL crack up every time I see that first kid. Though his actual expression isn't drawn in, nor can I physically hear his single line, I can just see that one scene in my head, and it's perfect. The other two panels are really good, but that one kid with the PERFECT excuse for not playing piano, and being so completely enthused by it… It's golden.

  7. paultheprincess
    paultheprincess
    June 18, 2010, 1:38 am | # | Reply

    I will admit to snickering madly at the thought of young child exclaiming 'au contraire!' whilst brandishing his stumps.

  8. thelastavenger
    thelastavenger
    July 11, 2010, 6:28 pm | # | Reply

    the cops would just cuff his feet

  9. Moon
    Moon
    October 15, 2010, 11:47 pm | # | Reply

    How many crimes can you commit without hands?

    • Puffy
      Puffy
      December 2, 2010, 9:33 pm | # | Reply

      If you're in Ireland, Blasphemy.

  10. Eric P
    Eric P
    January 12, 2011, 4:25 pm | # | Reply

    BITE YOU TO DEATH!! HAHAH!!!

  11. DeltaOne
    DeltaOne
    February 10, 2011, 9:24 pm | # | Reply

    "Au contraire!" has become part of my daily vocabulary, thanks entirely to this strip. Also "Ha ha, off to commit more crimes!", although that one causes more problems than you might think.

  12. Sicarus
    Sicarus
    March 9, 2011, 9:53 pm | # | Reply

    Bwaahahaha! Brilliant!!

  13. Tristan
    Tristan
    July 13, 2011, 10:10 am | # | Reply

    This second panel reminds me of a VERY popular joke in France :
    A kid goes to his mom,
    “Mom, can I have some chocolate ?”
    “Sure, it’s right there on that shelf, help yourself”
    “But mom, you know I have no arms”
    “Well, no arms no chocolate !”

  14. Xenopoulos Jones
    Xenopoulos Jones
    October 22, 2012, 7:07 am | # | Reply

    technically he could two-finger play with his stumps, especially given how skinny bug wrists/arms are…

  15. Locku Cisse
    Locku Cisse
    July 13, 2013, 10:17 am | # | Reply

    This is Genius!
    They do seem so happy!! Also, you´ve given new light to world villains wannabes all around the world!

  16. James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    September 5, 2016, 11:34 am | # | Reply

    What did Atlas say when he lost his hands?

    “Help, Hercules! The world’s out of hand!”

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