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Harry Porker

Harry Porker

by Adam on August 23, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. PJ Grogan
    PJ Grogan
    August 22, 2010, 7:04 pm | # | Reply

    Every favorite brit term in one compact comic strip.

    • NonAnonymous
      NonAnonymous
      August 23, 2010, 3:33 am | # | Reply

      What about "poofter"?

      • Frankie
        Frankie
        August 30, 2010, 9:13 pm | # | Reply

        No one says that

        • Richard
          Richard
          January 23, 2011, 9:12 pm | # | Reply

          I say it

    • Kevin
      Kevin
      August 28, 2010, 12:59 pm | # | Reply

      It's missing "bollocks" though!

    • Bookman
      Bookman
      May 7, 2012, 5:32 pm | # | Reply

      what about “git” and “prat”?

      • James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
        James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
        April 12, 2016, 7:11 pm | # | Reply

        Or scooby, guv, or cor?

  2. Don
    Don
    August 22, 2010, 7:09 pm | # | Reply

    I don't care much for HP which why I find this one particularly entertaining! Nerdy bug with "the scar" is awesome.

    Also, very nice touch with all the Brit-lingo there 🙂

    -D.

    • Irma
      Irma
      August 23, 2010, 3:32 am | # | Reply

      I love HP and I LOVED this one. So THERE, Don. 😉 BTW, Shouldn't you be studying?

      "Magic markers" = Brilliant.

      • Irma
        Irma
        August 23, 2010, 9:23 pm | # | Reply

        Ahhhh, I'm so stupid. It's Magic MAKERS… not maRkers.

  3. Abby
    Abby
    August 22, 2010, 7:15 pm | # | Reply

    you forgon "snogging"!!!

  4. Raquel
    Raquel
    August 22, 2010, 7:15 pm | # | Reply

    heh, i like this one, though i think most of us (let's face it, ALL of us) were expecting a continuation of Fridays comic. But i like this, lol nerd bug with the scar too funny.

    • karine
      karine
      August 23, 2010, 5:57 am | # | Reply

      What she said.

  5. Flo(h)
    Flo(h)
    August 22, 2010, 8:00 pm | # | Reply

    Whew, never read a Bug comic with a mouth full of toothpase. The Fatus Transfericus spell made me spit it on my screen 🙂

  6. aguy
    aguy
    August 22, 2010, 8:29 pm | # | Reply

    you should of used twat

  7. Koesper
    Koesper
    August 22, 2010, 11:23 pm | # | Reply

    Your mind is a strange place…

    thanks for giving us a glimpse of it each day!

  8. jalie
    jalie
    August 23, 2010, 1:30 am | # | Reply

    That's why the stairs keep moving…works off their tubbyness by making them run up and down

  9. perspicuity
    perspicuity
    August 23, 2010, 2:29 am | # | Reply

    I have absolutely wondered this myself: "Accio, TV remote!" I might never have to get up again.

  10. Jim Wright
    Jim Wright
    August 23, 2010, 2:49 am | # | Reply

    Fatus Transfericus?

    Well that certainly explains a few things (and a few extra pounds). Damn that HP, damn him to hell!

  11. o0o
    o0o
    August 23, 2010, 3:19 am | # | Reply

    i always wondered this about superheroes who can fly, why aren't they way out of shape?

    • Mike
      Mike
      August 23, 2010, 6:30 am | # | Reply

      I figured it was part of their superpower. "Super Fitness!"

    • twit
      twit
      August 23, 2010, 11:19 am | # | Reply

      Still burns calories? I'd wager even more so than jogging… seems strenuous to me.

  12. Jep
    Jep
    August 23, 2010, 5:09 am | # | Reply

    Aah, so you were watching the Harry Potter weekend on abc family too?

    @Don Read the books, they're so much better than the movies.

  13. dr_Jadran
    dr_Jadran
    August 23, 2010, 7:54 am | # | Reply

    epic transmutation of Harry Potter into a little bug!

  14. Twiggles
    Twiggles
    August 23, 2010, 10:10 am | # | Reply

    This one is hilarious! And I guess we finally found out why the Dursleys are so fat… Nice one, Potter.

  15. Darchias
    Darchias
    August 23, 2010, 12:29 pm | # | Reply

    I always assumed magic burned calories. Your explanation makes way more sense though.

  16. Leeeena
    Leeeena
    August 23, 2010, 1:22 pm | # | Reply

    I've wondered the same thing!

  17. carveyournamecomics
    carveyournamecomics
    August 24, 2010, 7:44 am | # | Reply

    Haha…there are so very many flaws within the Harry Potter world. I like your solution to this particular one!

    Sookie

  18. dofain
    dofain
    September 2, 2010, 5:23 am | # | Reply

    This one is so funny, I suspect the author to have used the Audiencus Rigolus spell. o.ô

  19. Eric Mesa
    Eric Mesa
    October 1, 2010, 2:41 am | # | Reply

    That's why in the Discworld all the wizards are extremely fat. Except Rincewind…but he's a Wizzard.

  20. ThatGirlFromRussia
    ThatGirlFromRussia
    February 1, 2011, 11:11 am | # | Reply

    Harry Bug! <3

  21. Handgunman
    Handgunman
    March 12, 2011, 1:16 pm | # | Reply

    The reason they aren't fat is the unknown fact that doing magic burns calories. Thats what keeps them all so extra-skinny all of the time

  22. Joreal
    Joreal
    May 6, 2011, 2:35 am | # | Reply

    So THIS is why America has an obesity problem. Wizards sneak into our homes at night to transfer their fat into my body. Great.

  23. Andy
    Andy
    April 17, 2012, 12:44 pm | # | Reply

    This is VERY enlightening.
    I’ll bookmark this comic for use in my translation works.

  24. MerpDerp
    MerpDerp
    July 20, 2012, 3:21 am | # | Reply

    Just gotta say this, cause. Not every meal they eat is epic, just the feasts… which happen a couple times a year, courtesy of the house elves. And even though yeah, technically they don’t entirely HAVE to move most of the time, they still do. Plus around Hogwarts they can’t apparate and have you SEEN the shitload of stairs they have to climb to get everywhere? I give them credit for the movie Neville’s weight loss. And yeah, they probably have a weight loss spell too.

    I liked the comic though, it was funny.

    • Buhr
      Buhr
      May 7, 2013, 5:33 pm | # | Reply

      Matt wore a fat suit during the first movies….he didn’t actually look like that. Sincerly, a passing HP addict.

  25. Csensis
    Csensis
    February 19, 2013, 8:47 am | # | Reply

    Duh, all the fat wizards are the ones who rarely do magic. If they didn’t eat all of that sweet crap they’d all look like stick figures.

  26. Col Klink
    Col Klink
    March 27, 2013, 10:31 pm | # | Reply

    Poofters? POOFTERS? Geez. That’s Aussie. And spelled wrong. Remember Rule 1: No pooftas!

  27. Seymour
    Seymour
    June 17, 2013, 10:21 pm | # | Reply

    And this is why the British are fat.

  28. TheLaziestUsername
    TheLaziestUsername
    August 14, 2014, 11:30 am | # | Reply

    This reminds me of this one article on weird trends in fan art. And apparently a lot of readers pictured Harry Potter being much fatter than he is the movies.

  29. Anne Onymous
    Anne Onymous
    October 27, 2020, 3:28 pm | # | Reply

    I think that they give healthy, gross glop disguised as a junk food banquet to the kids.

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