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Hello My Name Is Antichrist

Hello My Name Is Antichrist

by Adam on September 12, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. BugFanNo1Million
    BugFanNo1Million
    September 12, 2012, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    Christ, he looks pissed off

  2. ninelen
    ninelen
    September 12, 2012, 2:54 am | # | Reply

    The “KICK HIS ASS, JESUS” comment was hilarious.

  3. RAAH
    RAAH
    September 12, 2012, 3:12 am | # | Reply

    totally unrelated

    http://www.motivationals.org/demotivational-posters-11640

  4. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    September 12, 2012, 6:16 am | # | Reply

    God needs the devil. Jesus needs the antichrist. Batman needs the Joker. Superman can’t orgasm due to supersonic ejaculations. But I digress.

    • MrSnow
      MrSnow
      September 12, 2012, 2:59 pm | # | Reply

      ^aweeeesome

  5. Sheep
    Sheep
    September 12, 2012, 6:20 am | # | Reply

    Ok, that last panel. Had. GOD. Help you. 😛

  6. Biokirkby
    Biokirkby
    September 12, 2012, 6:52 am | # | Reply

    According to the bible, every non-Christian/Catholic is the Antichrist, like people who are anti-war/anti-notputtingyourfernasyoudependant. So I’m an Antichrist, for one. And I’m probably better than Jesus in some ways – in one of the books they ‘cut out’ of the bible, kid Jesus kills another kid for no reason.

    • Gwiwer
      Gwiwer
      September 14, 2012, 11:26 am | # | Reply

      I really liked all those sources you provided to support your totally unbiased viewpoint!

      • VaguelyCreepy
        VaguelyCreepy
        June 4, 2013, 12:40 pm | # | Reply

        He’s right about crazy kid-Jesus, at least. Look up “Biblical Apocrypha.”

        Or better yet, check this out: http://www.cracked.com/article_18948_5-real-deleted-bible-scenes-in-which-jesus-kicks-some-ass.html

        I realize Cracked isn’t much of a source in and of itself, but it’ll give you an idea of what to look for.

    • VeryPeeved
      VeryPeeved
      August 19, 2017, 9:25 pm | # | Reply

      funny story, when i was a kid i thought antichrist was just someone who didn’t believe in christ. then when i got older i was told that wasn’t what it meant. now that I’m an adult it turns out i was right all along.

      this is why people should actually read the bible, instead of just believing whatever people tell them about it. which could be said about a lot of things

      • Fanta
        Fanta
        December 12, 2017, 6:36 pm | # | Reply

        Actually not right, though. Anti Christ is someone claiming to be a Christian, putting themselves into a position of the church, who isn’t actually a believer, especially if they spread false teachings.

  7. RaKlavin
    RaKlavin
    September 12, 2012, 6:52 am | # | Reply

    “Kick his ass, Jesus” FTW!

  8. jc1742
    jc1742
    September 12, 2012, 7:37 am | # | Reply

    And “Anti” doesn’t so much sound Ukrainian as Finnish. “Antti” is a common man’s name in Finland.

  9. Manning
    Manning
    September 12, 2012, 7:52 am | # | Reply

    Hilarious comic. Jesus’ expression is just priceless.

    I feel like the Antichrist’s name is Dragon. I think I read that somewhere.

  10. Leslee Beldotti
    Leslee Beldotti
    September 12, 2012, 8:14 am | # | Reply

    “Annie Christian. Antichrist. Until you’re crucified, I’ll live my life in taxi cabs.”

  11. Karine1976
    Karine1976
    September 12, 2012, 9:24 am | # | Reply

    The Antichrist is a snappy dress. I approve.

    • Karine1976
      Karine1976
      September 12, 2012, 9:47 am | # | Reply

      I meant “dresser”. I just noticed that his suit is a combo of the Agent Bug’s with Devil Bug’s collar.

  12. Harish
    Harish
    September 12, 2012, 10:27 am | # | Reply

    He might not know what he wants, but he knows how to get it. He wants to destroy the passer-by.

  13. Rhea
    Rhea
    September 12, 2012, 11:04 am | # | Reply

    Isn’t “Antichrist” a title rather than a name? Like “God”?

    After all this time, it just occurred to me to wonder what Bug eyeglasses hook over. It’s not ears.

    • qka
      qka
      September 12, 2012, 1:12 pm | # | Reply

      His parents call him Joe.

    • BugFanNo1million
      BugFanNo1million
      September 12, 2012, 4:50 pm | # | Reply

      Well, some people (informally) go by their title, like “Doc” or “Prof”

      • R--
        R--
        September 26, 2012, 12:16 pm | # | Reply

        Or The Doctor.

  14. ECHO
    ECHO
    September 12, 2012, 11:24 am | # | Reply

    And Chris always wants some one else to order the pizza and only ever has gift cards to Circuit City and Applebees. “C’mon man. It’s just like having Cash” No Chris… No it’s not.

  15. Owen
    Owen
    September 12, 2012, 2:20 pm | # | Reply

    Fuck you, Chris.

  16. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    September 12, 2012, 3:11 pm | # | Reply

    i find it interesting that you went with a suit for anti most times the anti christ is said to be more wild than satan and in his flesh form looks barbaric and savage wile many the times the devil chooses to dress nice with a suit or formal wear and give off a facade that he is of similar natures to the everyday man, great strip though!:D

  17. Frank Jordan
    Frank Jordan
    September 12, 2012, 8:19 pm | # | Reply

    Totally hilarious!

  18. gscratch
    gscratch
    September 18, 2012, 12:44 pm | # | Reply

    “Antichrist” is his last name; his first name is “The”

  19. Emma Sommers
    Emma Sommers
    September 22, 2012, 8:18 am | # | Reply

    I know what his dad would go by…. Louis Cypher

    • VaguelyCreepy
      VaguelyCreepy
      June 4, 2013, 12:43 pm | # | Reply

      Or Calypso, who could not be more obviously Satan if he had horns and was idly munching on Judas Escariot.

      If you get that reference, you’re my new friend.

  20. Xenopoulos Jones
    Xenopoulos Jones
    October 31, 2012, 12:38 am | # | Reply

    HE IS NICOLAE CARPATHIA

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