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Highway to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks

Highway to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks

by Adam on October 1, 2015 at 12:00 am
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  1. Some Guy
    Some Guy
    October 1, 2015, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Gurf-Wit is actually a town in Thule.

    • Kai
      Kai
      October 1, 2015, 2:21 am | # | Reply

      I thought Thule was a town?

      • Some Guy
        Some Guy
        October 1, 2015, 4:37 am | # | Reply

        The town of Thule was renamed to Avannaa, and is currently located on the isle of Mu.

        • Some Guy
          Some Guy
          October 1, 2015, 4:37 am | # | Reply

          Er. Principality of Avannaa

          • Some Guy
            Some Guy
            October 1, 2015, 4:38 am | #

            Damn auto-correct, I meant to type province.

  2. Stephen
    Stephen
    October 1, 2015, 2:31 am | # | Reply

    I prefer using words that sound like they should be a swearword, but aren’t. Next time you get really angry at someone, try calling them a “twisted little cricket” or a “back-brunching crush-runner”. If you say it loudly enough and angrily enough, anything can be a swear.

    • Dave Dell
      Dave Dell
      October 1, 2015, 4:52 am | # | Reply

      “Twisted Little Crickets” could be a pre-teen boy band but I don’t think “Back-Brunching Crush-Runner” would be a name of their hit single. Unless, that is, they were a pre-teen deeply goth/metal/hipster boy-band.

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      October 1, 2015, 7:12 am | # | Reply

      Ju hachi

      Yelled; “JUUUU HAAACCHHHIIIIII!!!!”

      (It’s ’18’ in Japanese)

      • bubujin_2
        bubujin_2
        October 1, 2015, 11:24 am | # | Reply

        I prefer yelling “bakka!” (Stupid)

    • Pohatu5
      Pohatu5
      October 2, 2015, 6:51 am | # | Reply

      “You see Kent, kids these days think comedy is all dirty words,
      it’s not; it’s words that sound dirty, like Mukluk, hehe, say it with me, Mukluk”

    • qka
      qka
      October 4, 2015, 1:26 pm | # | Reply

      Smeg!

      (from Red Dwarf)

  3. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    October 1, 2015, 4:48 am | # | Reply

    If you slur stupping a bit into ‘schtupping’ it has a deeper insult quotient.

  4. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    October 1, 2015, 7:08 am | # | Reply

    I’ve always considered myself an easygoing person, but then I started driving.

  5. N0083rP00F
    N0083rP00F
    October 1, 2015, 8:04 am | # | Reply

    Ah but then there is the creative stringing together of words that may not be that racy in and of themselves, yet will send you into some existential tangent. I of course speak of one Sydney Scoville, Jr. aka Halo from Grrrl Power.

  6. Rick W Purdom
    Rick W Purdom
    October 1, 2015, 9:43 am | # | Reply

    try this: YOU FARKING BASTAGE!

  7. bd
    bd
    October 2, 2015, 9:27 pm | # | Reply

    You know, they recently found the oldest record of the “f-word”; it’s a court record from the thirteenth century or so, referring to someone named “Roger F–kebythenavel”. Yes, really.

    • bd
      bd
      October 2, 2015, 9:28 pm | # | Reply

      Correction: 14th century … 8 December 1310. My apologies.

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