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Home Ec Dreck

Home Ec Dreck

by Adam on February 18, 2011 at 12:00 am
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  1. Jep
    Jep
    February 17, 2011, 6:03 pm | # | Reply

    I love that Nerd-bug is sleeping on the pillow he made.

  2. Rhea
    Rhea
    February 17, 2011, 6:09 pm | # | Reply

    Wow, you were as bad at Home Ec as I was. They wouldn't let me take Shop in the 1970's because I had this horrible birth defect called a uterus. I'd have been wizard at Shop….

  3. Law
    Law
    February 17, 2011, 6:19 pm | # | Reply

    No way better to get up in the morning than reading bug comic!(7:20 am here in italyXD)

  4. Raven
    Raven
    February 17, 2011, 6:44 pm | # | Reply

    I didn't even get to the fruit cup.

  5. Blincoe
    Blincoe
    February 17, 2011, 7:13 pm | # | Reply

    LOL "Raggedy Andy's excrement"

    Great name pull, Adam. Laughed out loud, always a good sign 😛

  6. Hierro
    Hierro
    February 17, 2011, 7:40 pm | # | Reply

    Our Home-Ec was even worse. We didn't even learn to do un-practical things. We just read about it. Imagine that, studying the theory of sewing.

    • Noslo
      Noslo
      February 17, 2011, 8:08 pm | # | Reply

      I just literally shuddered.

  7. kit kat
    kit kat
    February 17, 2011, 7:58 pm | # | Reply

    oh god… I laughed so hard.

  8. The Dukenator
    The Dukenator
    February 17, 2011, 8:13 pm | # | Reply

    Took 3 years of Home Ec and I forgot everything since.

  9. Fat Bug
    Fat Bug
    February 17, 2011, 9:40 pm | # | Reply

    Raggedy Andy’s Excrement is the name of my punk band. Well it would be, if I had a punk band.

  10. williamkattwiliams
    williamkattwiliams
    February 17, 2011, 9:52 pm | # | Reply

    Oh man, this takes me back. My home ec teacher kept clearing her throat real loud and staring at me while I was trying to iron my pillow case. I wasn't getting the hint, so she started making these jabbing horizontal gestures in mid-air. Genius that I was, I recognized the hand signal as instructing me to check that that the iron was hot as she had instructed us before. So I smiled, nodded in acknowledgment, licked my finger and tentatively touched it to the iron. Apparently she was trying to spare me from being embarrassed in front of all those cute girls. But finally losing patience, she blurted out "IT'S NOT PLUGGED IN!"

    Can't wait for the woodshop edition of this strip. Maybe we'll get to see baby lady bug?

  11. Joe_Kickass
    Joe_Kickass
    February 18, 2011, 12:53 am | # | Reply

    They should start making pepperoni and bacon bit cups. It sound a lot more appetizing then those crappy little fruit cups

  12. lawndartcatcher
    lawndartcatcher
    February 18, 2011, 1:11 am | # | Reply

    Another win…

  13. VegHeag
    VegHeag
    February 18, 2011, 2:42 am | # | Reply

    It's a vegetarian conspiracy. If we start training you from a young age to take care of us, you don't question it when we come to your house, hungry and tired.

  14. Calvin K
    Calvin K
    February 18, 2011, 3:00 am | # | Reply

    Wow…. I bet Bug's deformed pillowcase is better than an pillowcase I could ever make. Same for the fruit cup.

    Now I need to find a sleepy vegetarian to take care of and enlist Bug's help!

  15. Isis
    Isis
    February 18, 2011, 3:08 am | # | Reply

    Well I thought our classes sucked, but turns out we were lucky. We got to make actual food, like cheese sandwiches, flan, pizza, white cheese sauces and jelly rolls. We didn't do any of that sewing stuff, which was rather disappointing, because I thought I would have at least gotten to "accidentally" jab some of my classmates with a needle. Also I figured we'd do much more, seeing as how it was an all girls convent high school.

  16. Olaf the Pirate
    Olaf the Pirate
    February 18, 2011, 3:37 am | # | Reply

    German Chocolate Boob cake…

    didn't even knew we make these 😀

  17. CrashCash
    CrashCash
    February 18, 2011, 3:50 am | # | Reply

    Ha! Hilarious in the first frame and just got better!

    Somehow in Home Ec I made a *killer* pizza from scratch, that everybody chowed down on, starting completely with flour and water. And I'm a guy that can't make a good grilled cheese sandwich twice in a row. I've been trying to replicate that success for 40 years, but no luck yet…

  18. TheRoboman
    TheRoboman
    February 18, 2011, 5:42 am | # | Reply

    I took Home Ec because you got to eat in class and that was where all the girls were. Since then I've sown on buttons and made a couple of erotic cakes for friends. Both skills I learned from a sister and not from class.

    • blibbityblibbityboo
      blibbityblibbityboo
      February 19, 2011, 11:30 am | # | Reply

      your sister taught you how to make an erotic cake?

      • TheRoboman
        TheRoboman
        February 21, 2011, 7:25 am | # | Reply

        Yes. She made wedding cakes as a side job and from there got talked into making erotic cakes for the shower parties. The erotic ones were easier to make and had a much higher profit margin.

  19. Chris K
    Chris K
    February 18, 2011, 7:10 am | # | Reply

    awesome strips!

    really is a pick me up during the day! 🙂

    please don't stop 😛

  20. NeonF1sh
    NeonF1sh
    February 18, 2011, 10:41 am | # | Reply

    German chocolate boob cake… o_e

  21. Turbo Sloth
    Turbo Sloth
    February 18, 2011, 10:52 am | # | Reply

    I could go for some chocolate boob cake right now. Home ec was such a waste

  22. Nick
    Nick
    February 18, 2011, 3:34 pm | # | Reply

    Panel 2 FTW!!

  23. Pajolero
    Pajolero
    February 20, 2011, 4:13 am | # | Reply

    Home Ec lessons were for girls only in my school, boys had manual training (not sure if it's called like that tho) which was usually shirked for the sake of doing absolutely nothing useful. Ah, good times.

  24. Brendan
    Brendan
    February 20, 2011, 1:45 pm | # | Reply

    Great comic as always Adam! Keep up the good work I'm a big fan, read the entire archive within a couple days, I'm sure you get that alot 🙂

  25. EKLIPZE
    EKLIPZE
    February 21, 2011, 7:04 am | # | Reply

    A bigger cup is always the answer. Seems like you can never have a big enough cup.

  26. haydenelrics
    haydenelrics
    August 19, 2011, 3:16 am | # | Reply

    3 Fruit. 1 Cup.

  27. Blub
    Blub
    February 25, 2012, 9:04 am | # | Reply

    He’s right about the erotic cakes. The erotic foodstuff market in general is booming at the moment, I just spent twenty dollars on a couple of nipple cookies and an ejaculation cola.

  28. Col Klink
    Col Klink
    March 30, 2013, 3:24 pm | # | Reply

    German chocolate boob cake is the very best. Better than the erotic cupcakes a while back.

    Hmm. What’s an ejaculation cola? A jizz-fizz?

  29. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    April 28, 2013, 6:25 am | # | Reply

    Being a semantics dork, my first thought after laughing out loud at the phrase “erotic baking skills” was “You know, someone could get confused as to whether she’s teaching how to bake erotic goods or how to bake normal goods in an erotic way.”

    Then I thought of wrinkly-old-Home-Ec-teacher-bug trying to be sexy by baking while wearing an apron and nothing else and had to go scrub my brain.

    Have fun getting that mental image out of your heads, suckers!

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