I was the one who got dumped and I actually believe in still being friends afterward. “Ex” and “Friend” are not mutually exclusive. I apologize deeply for whoever caused you to think otherwise 🙁
I disagree with #1 because I'd be morally obligated to stay and report the accident to the cops, and cops seriously wig me out. It would also probably make me late.
Nah, all you have to do is give your contact info to all parties in the accident, then take off. The cops often don't get involved… it's the insurance companies that will call you.
Oh my god, really? Geez, we all had no idea. I'm gonna go back in time and not laugh in this comic. To think a humorous webcomic could be unrealistic to one or two people, GOD! I mean, it's not like it's making use of a common trait or stereotype!
Holy Crap I can't believe I still enjoyed the comic despite it not applying directly to me! It's so weird that one might be able to enjoy something even knowing that it doesn't apply to you.
SO, to take that from the title, "I hope those cars crash, have my ex-girlfriend in one of them, and God didn't see that." XD It's not bad if you don't act on it, riiiiight?
I think #3 often. Because I'm awesome. And I do awesome things. When I die I'm going to be all "Oh hey God! You saw me totally put my pants on both legs at once right? That makes up for all the dead hookers right?"
After thought. Why is God watching me put on pants?
See, your humor is so great it has it’s own gravitational pull….. that unfortunately pulls in people it seems the joke was not made for… >.< Also thank you Adam for these hilarious strips.. Much apreciation, kudos stumbleupon
Agree on #1 and #3, but I hope #2 on a regular basis. "Ex" does not mean the same as "I don't care anymore".
thanks for that.
thanks.
So you were the one who got dumped. Or you actually believe in "being friends".
No, probably more like "still remembers they have good traits, but cannot stand the bad ones". That would be me and my Exs too.
Is one of your bad traits your misspelling of “exes?”
Only inasmuch as yours is correcting the spelling of non-word abbreviations, while bombing punctuation.
I was the one who got dumped and I actually believe in still being friends afterward. “Ex” and “Friend” are not mutually exclusive. I apologize deeply for whoever caused you to think otherwise 🙁
You, sir, are a rare bird. Good for you.
I disagree, There are still a few of us living a God centered life.
Unfortunately.
Good to know I'm not the only one trying for that!
Its just scary hard not to be paranoid about it. But its worth it in the end
And I'm going to disagree on #1 since the commentors above disagreed on the other two.
Spot on, spot on. ^.^
I disagree with #1 because I'd be morally obligated to stay and report the accident to the cops, and cops seriously wig me out. It would also probably make me late.
Nah, all you have to do is give your contact info to all parties in the accident, then take off. The cops often don't get involved… it's the insurance companies that will call you.
I disagree with all three, but they are still funny
Some people need to not take things so literally. Jesus Christ.
I have nothing good to say about my last 2 exes so I won't.
I agree with all of 'em. good job =P
If there is a god, I hope to god it hears me laughing at it.
Seconded
Not limited to guys.
I agree with number four the most.
I largely disagree with 1 and 2.
Actually, I have thought all of these multiple times.
Oh my god, really? Geez, we all had no idea. I'm gonna go back in time and not laugh in this comic. To think a humorous webcomic could be unrealistic to one or two people, GOD! I mean, it's not like it's making use of a common trait or stereotype!
Holy Crap I can't believe I still enjoyed the comic despite it not applying directly to me! It's so weird that one might be able to enjoy something even knowing that it doesn't apply to you.
Woo! Sarcasm party! I hope I'm not too late!
I like this one because it started a meaningless argument. ^^
I disagree for the first two. Not the third though, i'm an atheist.
All atheists disagree with the last one. We never hope that god didn't see what we did… because we know he didn't.
Or which? 🙂
I hope that God isn't watching as two cars driven by my exes crash into each other.
Reminds me of the Jeffrey Ross poem, “I Miss Her Sometimes.”
I ran into my old girlfriend yesterday. / And I backed up and ran into her again. / I miss her sometimes.
Cars? What cars? I was observing the sky… yeah, that's right!
Totally true!))
SO, to take that from the title, "I hope those cars crash, have my ex-girlfriend in one of them, and God didn't see that." XD It's not bad if you don't act on it, riiiiight?
Me, bein' a professional guy, approves of this strip.
I agree with #1 and #2, but disagree with #3. What if you just did something totally heroic like running into a burning building to save a hot chick?
In that case, you hope that the hot chick is aware that you saved her, and is grateful.
I think #3 often. Because I'm awesome. And I do awesome things. When I die I'm going to be all "Oh hey God! You saw me totally put my pants on both legs at once right? That makes up for all the dead hookers right?"
After thought. Why is God watching me put on pants?
God's a perv.
See, your humor is so great it has it’s own gravitational pull….. that unfortunately pulls in people it seems the joke was not made for… >.< Also thank you Adam for these hilarious strips.. Much apreciation, kudos stumbleupon
I think #3 all the time. I do so much wrong, when I do something right i hope that it helps. Remember He’s not mad, just disappoint.
…But I hope that my ex is happy… Otherwise, I’ll feel as though any misfortune would be my fault.
The other day I saw a homeless guy who wanted to see a car crash.
His sign said “CASH 4 CRASH”