A fire alarm no, but an emergency stop/door open handle in public transit, those are my temptresses.
I also regularly sit right next to some electricity switches at my Russian class. Good thing learning that language requires paying attention.
Comic Jim Jefferies onced asked, “Why is it called ‘burned beyond all recognition?’ If you’ve ever seen a burn victim, they’re the most recognizable person on the planet.”
Some bright light at work recently decided that EVERY pull station in the building needed testing. Monthly. After an hour of alarms (each of which required a siren to be shut off separately), they went away happy. and the next morning, the alarm system malfunctioned and the fire department arrived before we could call them off. After TWO hours of false alarms, the company we hire to test our alarms system annually arrived, and discovered that NONE of the pull stations were resets properly as they were tested. The annual testers also wondered aloud why we have to test the alarms, when they do it for us. For a handsome sum, I’m sure.
That was pretty funny
I understand your urge and I’m surprised by your solution to it. Should’ve thought of that one too, now it’s too late.
Love it how Pyro-Bug looks like a total maniac.
I just watched a documentary about you this morning, Mr Gein.
Not sure I wanna know how you came up with todays idea for a strip…
My guess is that he always has this desire to pull every fire alarm as he walks by.
Happy new year, everyone!
A fire alarm no, but an emergency stop/door open handle in public transit, those are my temptresses.
I also regularly sit right next to some electricity switches at my Russian class. Good thing learning that language requires paying attention.
this is true love
I want to see more of this relationship.
I have the same problem. Why do they make them big red levers if they don’t want people to pull them? (Emergencies excepted)
I’m just worried about the waiter – poor guy!
Pyro Bug should be a recurring character
Wouldn’t the Febreze just spread the fire?
Febreze doesn’t seem to burn well.
Did you try a makeshift febreze flamethrower?
Comic Jim Jefferies onced asked, “Why is it called ‘burned beyond all recognition?’ If you’ve ever seen a burn victim, they’re the most recognizable person on the planet.”
She’s sooo hot!
… what? Someone had to say it!
There’s nothing worse than living in a building where someone gives in to that temptation at least once a week.
Well, okay, not NOTHING. But it’s up there.
Yes! I finally made it to this year! It took several days to do so, but now I feel like I can comment on things without looking like a total weirdo.
Some bright light at work recently decided that EVERY pull station in the building needed testing. Monthly. After an hour of alarms (each of which required a siren to be shut off separately), they went away happy. and the next morning, the alarm system malfunctioned and the fire department arrived before we could call them off. After TWO hours of false alarms, the company we hire to test our alarms system annually arrived, and discovered that NONE of the pull stations were resets properly as they were tested. The annual testers also wondered aloud why we have to test the alarms, when they do it for us. For a handsome sum, I’m sure.