You also get out of vacuuming!
Your wife clearly has no idea how to properly fertilize a garden with a corpse. You need to reduce it to mulch first. If it’s intact enough to differentiate between skull and butt, that’s no fault of the deceased’s.
If you put a paint brush in my nephews’ dead hand and swiped it across anything once – he’d have done more work in death than he’s ever done in life.
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You also get out of vacuuming!
Your wife clearly has no idea how to properly fertilize a garden with a corpse. You need to reduce it to mulch first. If it’s intact enough to differentiate between skull and butt, that’s no fault of the deceased’s.
If you put a paint brush in my nephews’ dead hand and swiped it across anything once – he’d have done more work in death than he’s ever done in life.