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How to Pillage a Village

How to Pillage a Village

by Adam on September 29, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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    • Maybe it was Socrates… | 50 Pages of Berserk Fiction
      September 30, 2011, 4:37 am | #
  1. Kimberlye
    Kimberlye
    September 29, 2011, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Love it!! Panel 3 made me crack up lol

  2. Rhea
    Rhea
    September 29, 2011, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    Sounds like some bad backyard parties I’ve been to. Well, without the horns. With the axe, though.

  3. Dabisnit
    Dabisnit
    September 29, 2011, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    I love that bug has only 4 fingers on each hand

    • williamkattwilliams
      williamkattwilliams
      September 29, 2011, 11:27 am | # | Reply

      Since nobody else is saying anything, the 4-finger cartoon hand is a well-established trope. The cartoon Yakuza would hunt Adam down and cut off his real 5th finger if he were to violate this essential cartooning law:

      tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FourFingeredHands

      Also, you can tell Adam really loves to draw flailing antennae. He is the flailing antennae effing master. Finally, Top gun ST? Nice. But I still prefer good ol’ Ride of the Valkyries — preferrably the Queen version off the Flash Gordon ST (which mysteriously got retitled Attack of the Hawk Men).

      • Jeff
        Jeff
        September 29, 2011, 11:32 am | # | Reply

        Weird. I didn’t even notice the four-finger thing. I assumed the second hand was a “thumbs up” to go along with the count of 5. See how much attention I pay?
        Well, the only bad thing I can see here is that after tomorrow, I’ll have to wait a WHOLE 2 DAYS to get my Bug fix again next Monday….

    • ⬡
      ⬡
      September 29, 2011, 2:53 pm | # | Reply

      Loved that little detail. 😀

      Also love that tab works properly in the comment form now!

  4. Jeff
    Jeff
    September 29, 2011, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    Nice Top Gun ref, Adam! Hee hee hee!

  5. Western Aussie
    Western Aussie
    September 29, 2011, 12:48 am | # | Reply

    I really like the Take my Breath Away / Zima connection 🙂 (http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/breath.asp)

  6. Brian
    Brian
    September 29, 2011, 12:50 am | # | Reply

    I’m starting to not like these theme weeks as much anymore. I like reading because I know every single strip is going to be totally off the wall, but now I read the first panel and think “oh, this again”. Not that they aren’t funny, but I would like to see more random.

  7. shourou
    shourou
    September 29, 2011, 12:58 am | # | Reply

    little antana holes in the celtic ceremonial horn helmets >:o every time i check to see if you forget a tiny detail but i have yet to find one 🙁

  8. BD
    BD
    September 29, 2011, 1:00 am | # | Reply

    No self-respecting barbarian would listen to Kenny Loggins.

  9. Some guy
    Some guy
    September 29, 2011, 1:21 am | # | Reply

    What about the stealing and the raping? Or was that included in “Make a general nuisance of yourself”?

  10. Nebulous
    Nebulous
    September 29, 2011, 1:28 am | # | Reply

    Just remember
    It’s rape, pillage, and THEN burn.

  11. ECKY ECKY
    ECKY ECKY
    September 29, 2011, 2:58 am | # | Reply

    Running with an axe to the sound of Top Gun soundtrack. That’s a very manly way to raid a village.

  12. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    September 29, 2011, 5:11 am | # | Reply

    Isn’t it part of pillaging to steal the potables? Hagar does it that way.

  13. Geek Girl
    Geek Girl
    September 29, 2011, 7:04 am | # | Reply

    It’s really not a raid without the Top Gun soundtrack.

  14. hb6x8
    hb6x8
    September 29, 2011, 7:11 am | # | Reply

    The fool! He could’ve had a v8!

  15. ninelen
    ninelen
    September 29, 2011, 8:10 am | # | Reply

    The soundtrack, and Bug using both hands to count to 5: awesome. Dad Bug must be so proud.

  16. Quentinho
    Quentinho
    September 29, 2011, 8:35 am | # | Reply

    Adam, you are the boss! I’m loving Barbarian week!

  17. Deen
    Deen
    September 29, 2011, 9:26 am | # | Reply

    Love it! Especially the “Danger Zone” running in and “Take My Breath Away” running out… absolutely killed me!

  18. That Chick
    That Chick
    September 29, 2011, 9:36 am | # | Reply

    Bug is so stinkin’ cute in the first panel I just want to squish him!

    Hmmm….. ok that might not work so well……

  19. Kellie
    Kellie
    September 29, 2011, 9:59 am | # | Reply

    Thank Goodness. Now every time I hear “Highway to the Danger Zone” – I’ll have an appropriate visual image of marauding viking bug to go with it!

  20. Ben Erlandson
    Ben Erlandson
    September 29, 2011, 10:15 am | # | Reply

    He shoulda kicked the Prius, not the poor patio chair!

    And not once, but three times, I almost sprayed my laptop with Earl Gray. Excellent stuff!!

    • ⬡
      ⬡
      September 29, 2011, 2:48 pm | # | Reply

      Cars are hard, man. Wouldn’t want to hurt his foot.

  21. Katie
    Katie
    September 29, 2011, 10:30 am | # | Reply

    *snicker* Step 1 is totally Portland 🙂

    • Armoless
      Armoless
      September 30, 2011, 7:07 am | # | Reply

      I’m pretty sure Portland has it’s own Viking village somewhere downtown though. Peaceful as it is, it’s not undefended!

  22. GamerGirl
    GamerGirl
    September 29, 2011, 12:59 pm | # | Reply

    This reminds me of some of the parties I have been to…minus the Top Gun soundtrack. But we did have the axes and horned helmets.

  23. Sparty
    Sparty
    September 29, 2011, 3:02 pm | # | Reply

    Funniest one I’ve read in awhile. Second panel made me crack up, because I’m fairly sure those Coexist bumper stickers come attached to the Prius. =P

    Also, I see you have the Top Gun soundtrack on hand.

  24. chzbrgrmachne
    chzbrgrmachne
    September 29, 2011, 3:29 pm | # | Reply

    I will have to make a mental note that “YAARGH!” is the scientifically proven way to negate stealth technology.

  25. NeverSerious
    NeverSerious
    September 29, 2011, 3:30 pm | # | Reply

    This comic contains at least one epic fail in each panel, but it is great as a whole. WHAT IS THIS WIZARDRY?

  26. ninelen
    ninelen
    September 29, 2011, 6:29 pm | # | Reply

    I just realized that Bug is ambidextrous. I never noticed before.

    • williamkattwilliams
      williamkattwilliams
      September 29, 2011, 7:22 pm | # | Reply

      I think, in general, he’s whatever handedness makes for the least cluttered dialogue. Would that all webcomics be so thoughtful. But in this case, the mirror imaging between panels 3 and 5 reflects (see what I did there) the exact opposite nature of the activities depicted. OR it could be that bug is right handed and the battle axe is just a ruse to fake out his victims while he creams them with the ghetto blaster. On the way back he needs to switch off to defend his spoils against other, equally wily barbaribugs who know all his little tricks.

  27. Lilith
    Lilith
    September 29, 2011, 6:42 pm | # | Reply

    Okay, y’all seriously need to hear this song, because it suits the barbarian/viking theme so very, very well: The Viking Song by Ice Cream Social.

  28. Anii
    Anii
    September 29, 2011, 7:06 pm | # | Reply

    Love it!!!! ahhh! x) Rawk

  29. Raven
    Raven
    September 29, 2011, 7:16 pm | # | Reply

    What happened to the general rape orgy? I was looking forward to it.

  30. iamninzen
    iamninzen
    September 30, 2011, 10:29 am | # | Reply

    When I read “Danger Zone” I was like “Alright!”

    Then when I read “Take My Breath Away” I was like “WTF??? ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!”

    Also, loved the “Score” comment!

  31. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    October 2, 2011, 7:44 pm | # | Reply

    hahah i hopes theres a ‘how to pillage a village like a barbarian’ xP

  32. Clobbered and Irked
    Clobbered and Irked
    November 27, 2011, 2:59 am | # | Reply

    HAHAHA! That would so be my brother! Oh wait…I need to seriously rethink the fact that he joined the Marines and hopes someday to receive a double bladed axe for x-mas. Hmmm.

  33. Cactus Defender
    Cactus Defender
    December 8, 2015, 1:44 pm | # | Reply

    I’m so glad I don’t have a driver’s license, because I’m that one religious person whose car everybody would judge: I’d have both a coexist bumper sticker and at least one Jesus fish. (And maybe an archaeopteryx or something to confuse people…hmmmmmmm…)

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