I wrestle and all my matches end with the manliest full on crotch hug possible. Nothing complements an all out, sweaty, exhausting wrestling match, slamming our bodies together, one trying to pin the other, like a big fat crotch hug.
This reminds me of Dogbert's "Men Hugging Men" guidelines in "Clues for the Clueless." The average albatross has a wingspan of 6ft, so your rule is definitely more hetero than the extremely gay 4 ft recommended by Dogbert!
see, I've always thought about it as a "how much boob to I feel like it's okay for me to touch with my chest?"
With guys, man… I mainly do the right shoulder to right shoulder bump with a hand clasp in between. Maybe throwing in a back slap if I'm feeling really affectionate. Or drunk.
Oh my god, I am laughing like the office fool. can't stop. 4th panel killed me!!!
Yes. You should. A 'crotch fives' cure headaches. So Yes. Crotch Fives are good.
I think most guys are satisfied with a crotch one.
Panel 2 made me laugh pretty hard.
They look like they're dancing in the last panel. Good stuff.
Oh God. I can't stop laughing. Crotch five!!! ahahahhhahha…
I wrestle and all my matches end with the manliest full on crotch hug possible. Nothing complements an all out, sweaty, exhausting wrestling match, slamming our bodies together, one trying to pin the other, like a big fat crotch hug.
That sounds incredibly homoerotic.
Oh my god! How do you come up with this stuff? Its gonna leave in a coma with all the laughing.
I wonder if I'll dream about bug during my comatose.
*leave me in a coma*
No one has ever given me a crotch five
oh how i lol
"The wingspan of an albatross" — BRILLIANT!!!
Hilarious – as always!
Something is just not right when you refer to the crotch with "Don't leave me hangin'."
Funny still, nonetheless.
Bwahahahahahahaha! Snort snort!
Crotch five = dry humping?
That would be a crotch handshake…
I think Raven is right. A handshake would be pantless.
Panel two killed me.
I'm adding the term 'crotch-five' to my vocabulary now!
A crotch five! Love that!
Holy crap, this is something I've never even thought of before! Bug, you have enlightened my existance just a little!
…I hereby recommend the wingspan of an albatross as the new SI base unit for length. Great comic, love it!
For me, it's the wingspan of a hummingbird. Yes, I'm very close to my friends and family.
Leave the male bug from panel 4 in that position, take out Lady bug, and you have the quintessential 70's pornstar pose (hip thrust).
This reminds me of Dogbert's "Men Hugging Men" guidelines in "Clues for the Clueless." The average albatross has a wingspan of 6ft, so your rule is definitely more hetero than the extremely gay 4 ft recommended by Dogbert!
I think you could coin it "the bug hug"
see, I've always thought about it as a "how much boob to I feel like it's okay for me to touch with my chest?"
With guys, man… I mainly do the right shoulder to right shoulder bump with a hand clasp in between. Maybe throwing in a back slap if I'm feeling really affectionate. Or drunk.
I shall refer to sex as "crotch-five" from now on.
So Nerd Bug likes Ponytail Bug? Interesting.
Only a five?