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I’ll Be Phone for Christmas

I’ll Be Phone for Christmas

by Adam on December 25, 2015 at 12:00 am
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Discussion (9) ¬

  1. Pink Floyd
    Pink Floyd
    December 25, 2015, 6:25 am | # | Reply

    One of the MANY benefits of not celebrating it. I’ve already been on my phone today, and honestly, I forgot it was even Christmas until I read today’s comic.

    • wetcorps
      wetcorps
      December 27, 2015, 4:06 am | # | Reply

      One of the MANY benefits of not using the internet.

  2. Saskfan
    Saskfan
    December 25, 2015, 10:03 am | # | Reply

    Well, I guess I’m kinda the first online today, since I was the first up. My son says he was talking to one of his staff online, though, at 3 this morning; she spend an hour of her shift yestday crying in the washroom because of the rude customers. Retail: gotta love it.

    And on Friday, a Santa from one of the local malls was arrested for being drunk and disorderly.

    Merry #%*~ing Christmas.

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      December 25, 2015, 12:56 pm | # | Reply

      Christmas Day comes and the in-laws arrive,
      With their Lime Jello-Marshmallow-Broccoli Surprise.
      Perhaps if I sneak out no one will see,
      As the dog eats the turkey and pees on the tree…
      I’ll be off with my Jewish friends for a movie and Chinese.
      Humbug, Bah humbug, Bah humbug.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzgWLOmagAk

    • Saskfan
      Saskfan
      December 27, 2015, 10:15 am | # | Reply

      I’ll retaliate but suggesting you look for the Chieftains’ Boxing Day song, “the St. Stephen’s Day Murder” with Elvis Costello.

      I hope your day was merry, with family, good friends, and good cheer.

  3. Matthew
    Matthew
    December 25, 2015, 2:54 pm | # | Reply

    Merry Christmas to all. You all sound like you need the day off to me. Me personally, I am enjoying my low key christmas.

  4. Cactus Defender
    Cactus Defender
    December 26, 2015, 12:29 am | # | Reply

    Pretty sure I have an unhealthy obsession with this webcomic: I get low-key depressed when there isn’t a new comic at exactly midnight (or 11:00pm my time); and on the weekends when you’re not updating, I just mindlessly press the Random button over and over even though I’ve already read every single strip.

  5. Ian Osmond
    Ian Osmond
    December 26, 2015, 6:47 pm | # | Reply

    I posted a photo to Facebook, but it was of a present that one of my cousins and her boyfriend made for my other cousin’s kid.

    So does it count if you’re on the Internet specifically FOR Christmasy-stuff?

  6. BugWikiGuy
    BugWikiGuy
    June 30, 2016, 8:36 pm | # | Reply

    it’s a goshdarned mexican standoff!

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