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I’m a Lover Not a Fighter

I’m a Lover Not a Fighter

by Adam on August 19, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. RAAAH
    RAAAH
    August 19, 2013, 4:10 am | # | Reply

    If my girl wanted me to fight to the death with a rival she has an affair with, I’d agree with him to stab her unfaithful ass and go fetch a beer with him.

    • Satherian
      Satherian
      August 19, 2013, 3:28 pm | # | Reply

      At first, I thought ‘What a jerk’, but then I realized I would do the same thing.

  2. Thorbjørn
    Thorbjørn
    August 19, 2013, 7:21 am | # | Reply

    Nice fourth panel!

    But it did make me wonder if hooking life support up through a clapper would be an ethical alternative to euthansia.

    “Clap if you want to tinkerbell to live!”
    “Stop clapping – no wait, clap again…stop!”

    I should probably be on meds…

  3. Codric
    Codric
    August 19, 2013, 8:22 am | # | Reply

    I’d beat a guy in a video game for a woman’s love. Though if he is at least a little bit like me, we’d became buddies and forget about her.

  4. Random
    Random
    August 19, 2013, 8:38 am | # | Reply

    I read the title with Michael Jackson’s voice in my head 🙂 Am I the only one?

    • Bob
      Bob
      August 19, 2013, 4:26 pm | # | Reply

      For some reason, I always took Paul’s side on that one.

  5. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    August 19, 2013, 9:06 am | # | Reply

    Shove a guy and run away…sounds like a good plan to me! To heck with all that blood and death and stabbing stuff!

  6. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    August 19, 2013, 11:29 am | # | Reply

    I’ll give you candy
    Give you diamonds
    Give you pills
    Give you anything you want
    Hundred-dollar bills
    I’ll even let you watch the shows you want to see
    Just marry me, marry me, marry me

  7. NeverSerious
    NeverSerious
    August 19, 2013, 11:54 am | # | Reply

    This strip makes me think of the end of Lemon Demon’s “Knife Fight”.

  8. Michael Corley
    Michael Corley
    August 20, 2013, 3:12 pm | # | Reply

    To the pooper goes the spoils.

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