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Infancy is the Mother of Invention

Infancy is the Mother of Invention

by Adam Huber on August 28, 2019 at 1:44 am
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Discussion (7) ¬

  1. Pendrellgirl
    Pendrellgirl
    August 28, 2019, 8:43 am | # | Reply

    Enamel pins are a cool Kickstarter goal, if you’re taking suggestions. I look forward to buying the book.

  2. GW
    GW
    August 28, 2019, 9:07 am | # | Reply

    I would invest in that kickstarter if they included a volume control or 3d model. I hear it’s a lot more fun to build your own. . .

  3. Marquar
    Marquar
    August 28, 2019, 10:00 am | # | Reply

    I think babies were designed by a gaming company. The basic model is free, but you are constantly hit with microtransactions for food, clothing, or new skills.

    • DTIBA
      DTIBA
      August 28, 2019, 3:10 pm | # | Reply

      That’s not something that game developers do. That’s something that -mobile- game developers do. Proper game developers -sell- you a game – one that either is perfectly functional as a game on its own, or comes with a -mandatory- ongoing cost -from the outset-. In either case, you know up front exactly what you’re getting into. If there are additional -purchases- after the initial purchase of the game, they are never -necessary- to enjoy the game. No self-respecting game developer releases DLC that is absolutely mandatory for the player.

      • Marquar
        Marquar
        August 29, 2019, 9:41 am | # | Reply

        Overwatch loot boxes often contain new skins, icons, victory poses, or lines of text your character can speak.

        • Alpha-Sigma
          Alpha-Sigma
          December 20, 2019, 7:14 pm | # | Reply

          None of which are NECESSARY to play the game, so DTIBA’s point still stands.

  4. This Is My Name
    This Is My Name
    August 28, 2019, 10:15 am | # | Reply

    It’s like a shitty marketing scam.

    CALL NOW TO GET ONE HUMAN BEING* ABSOLUTELY FREE**! AND FOR A LIMITED TIME OFFER, YOU CAN GET A SECOND HUMAN AT NO EXTRA COST***!

    * Independent movement and bowel control not included

    ** Except upwards of $9,000 in delivery fees, plus maintenance and repair

    *** Only valid if you release two eggs, or the zygote divides in two in the early stages of development.

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