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Java League

Java League

by Adam Huber on January 24, 2020 at 12:13 am
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  1. DTIBA
    DTIBA
    January 24, 2020, 1:40 am | # | Reply

    A human’s not capable of drinking enough coffee to cause anything more than insomnia, you want something more concentrated. Except you don’t, because the actual effects of having that much caffeine are just system shock and cardiac arrest. If you want to get superpowers by food consumption, you’re better off setting your cup down in a biohazard or something.

    • Matthew
      Matthew
      January 24, 2020, 11:07 am | # | Reply

      Oh you’re no fun. He’ll never become a comic book superhero with that logic.

      • Captain ButtMunch
        Captain ButtMunch
        January 26, 2020, 4:58 pm | # | Reply

        Or any logic. Ignorance is the mother of heroics.

    • billydaking
      billydaking
      February 5, 2020, 2:56 pm | # | Reply

      Nuns. No sense of humor.

      • DTIBA
        DTIBA
        February 17, 2020, 6:48 pm | # | Reply

        Okay, I take offense to that. Point A, I’m male, and I think nun is a female-exclusive term (although if I’m mistaken, I retract this point). Point B, I don’t partake in ANY belief system whose worshippers are considered ‘nuns’, and deeply resent being referred to as such.

  2. Leslee
    Leslee
    January 24, 2020, 1:59 am | # | Reply

    I drink an entire pot of every day and all I do is stub my toe a lot.

  3. dhusk
    dhusk
    January 24, 2020, 6:15 am | # | Reply

    Or, more likely, these will be the hallucinations you’ll have as you give yourself a caffeine-induced aneurysm.

    • Marquar
      Marquar
      January 27, 2020, 9:33 am | # | Reply

      To-may-to, To-mah-to.

      Inside your brain, they are both equally real.

  4. J-L
    J-L
    January 28, 2020, 8:25 am | # | Reply

    “Nope. You’re just crying coffee.”

    Nice! I wonder if that’s how Superman gets his power from. (At least his heat vision.)

  5. Ro-Bug
    Ro-Bug
    March 3, 2020, 12:54 pm | # | Reply

    It’s a quote from an old movie called Highlander. I don’t think the intention was to call you a nun.

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