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Jeans, Jeans, the Smooshical Suit

Jeans, Jeans, the Smooshical Suit

by Adam on August 28, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Pi_man
    Pi_man
    August 28, 2013, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    “To lock in crotchness” has got to be one of the weirdest things I have ever heard. I love when I stay up this late, because then I get to read these weird things… lol

  2. That Sick Bastard Around The Corner Store
    That Sick Bastard Around The Corner Store
    August 28, 2013, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Ugh. I always HATED shopping with my Mom because, she would always take too long trying to find the right size for me, or being to darn distracted by Louis Vuitton pocketbooks.

  3. Asbestos
    Asbestos
    August 28, 2013, 12:44 am | # | Reply

    Panel 2 typo?

    Is “Don’t I’ll say grow into them” meant to be “Don’t say I’ll grow into them”?

    • Adam
      Adam
      August 28, 2013, 7:26 am | # | Reply

      Oh my God! What’s wrong with me?

      See, this is why you want another person to proofread your work. Your brain knows what you’re trying to say and will unscramble your typos, making them invisible.

      Will fix.

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        August 30, 2013, 11:01 pm | # | Reply

        This is my own pet peeve of myself. That’s why I re-re-read my articles before handing them off to another person [my Mum, usually] to triple check.

  4. AMooseInAHummer
    AMooseInAHummer
    August 28, 2013, 1:11 am | # | Reply

    “Don’t I’ll say grow into them”?

  5. SRSteue
    SRSteue
    August 28, 2013, 4:15 am | # | Reply

    I’m going to try using “To lock in the crotchness,” the next time my fiancee forces me to go pants shopping. Hopefully this will aggravate her enough that I’ll get to decide when I go pants shopping! Thanks Adam, you’re the best!

  6. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    August 28, 2013, 6:03 am | # | Reply

    Don’t know how you do it Adam. I’ve worn tight fitting jeans and it feels like I can barely move my legs. Loose fitting’s the way to go!

  7. Jim
    Jim
    August 28, 2013, 6:48 am | # | Reply

    Trouble is, you’re still trying to fit into those skinny jeans, which just never look right on a dude, no matter how much you try. 😉

    • Jeff Clough
      Jeff Clough
      August 28, 2013, 8:59 am | # | Reply

      Skinny jeans don’t look good on anybody! I’m not a fan of the baggy jeans that show butt crack, but … well, maybe I’m just old. I think jeans should be comfortable, period.

      • Jim
        Jim
        August 29, 2013, 1:04 pm | # | Reply

        I dunno. I’ve seen a fair few females who can pull it off. On guys, though, it just looks… weird.

    • Jeff Clough
      Jeff Clough
      August 28, 2013, 9:00 am | # | Reply

      Skinny jeans don’t look good on anybody!

      • Jeff Clough
        Jeff Clough
        August 28, 2013, 9:01 am | # | Reply

        Ugh! That wasn’t supposed to happen! Sorry, I’ll try editing before posting. I’m…an idiot…

        • Jim
          Jim
          August 29, 2013, 1:05 pm | # | Reply

          Damn that moderation queue! (Or possibly that posting glitch.) 🙂

  8. Gadzinisko
    Gadzinisko
    August 28, 2013, 7:06 am | # | Reply

    Oh, that feeling when I recently discovered that I again can wear pair of jeans that I wasn’t able to squeeze in for 3 years.

    Yeah, I lost 8 kilos 🙂

  9. Jennifer Ellen
    Jennifer Ellen
    August 28, 2013, 11:52 am | # | Reply

    As a female, I will admit that there are definitely guys who skinny (or at least slim) jeans look good on.

    Um…yeah. 🙂

  10. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    August 28, 2013, 4:20 pm | # | Reply

    Oh, to have your own jean genie!

  11. Kelly
    Kelly
    August 28, 2013, 9:34 pm | # | Reply

    I agree with Jennifer. Hugh Jackman 🙂

  12. AlixeTiir
    AlixeTiir
    August 28, 2013, 9:37 pm | # | Reply

    huh.

    what happened to the layout? it’s all… different and stuff

  13. Rena
    Rena
    August 28, 2013, 10:05 pm | # | Reply

    Woah, the site’s become ugly all of a sudden!

    • AlixeTiir
      AlixeTiir
      August 28, 2013, 11:07 pm | # | Reply

      yeah, I know! Also the calender on the side has disappeared.

  14. verTigO
    verTigO
    August 29, 2013, 2:51 am | # | Reply

    This is the first time ever I open this site in the morning and there’s no new comic strip here…
    I’m devastated right now. 🙁

    • Kiwi
      Kiwi
      August 29, 2013, 3:05 am | # | Reply

      I’m also devastated. First thing I do when I get home from work is check my stories.

      • verTigO
        verTigO
        August 29, 2013, 4:50 am | # | Reply

        Where I live (in Germany) it is 11:46 am at the moment.
        I always start my work day with reading bug. My daily routine is totally messed up now.

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