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Just Call Me Hank

Just Call Me Hank

by Adam on July 25, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Griffin
    Griffin
    July 25, 2011, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    Whenever I hear Hank I think of King of the Hill…

  2. MJ
    MJ
    July 25, 2011, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    well, he does look clean.

  3. AMooseInAHummer
    AMooseInAHummer
    July 25, 2011, 1:01 am | # | Reply

    BRILLIANT (first btw)

    • Jeff
      Jeff
      July 25, 2011, 8:24 am | # | Reply

      Uh…not even CLOSE to first (by 45 minutes), so…why bother putting that in there? What is the obsession with announcing “first” when commenting? I truly do not get this phenomenon.

      • williamkattwilliams
        williamkattwilliams
        July 25, 2011, 10:57 am | # | Reply

        It’s a surrogate for achievement in the slackernet generation. What makes it all the more pathetic here is that comments can be embargoed for Adam’s approval so that it’s impossible to declare first with any certainty.

      • Adam
        Adam
        July 25, 2011, 9:47 pm | # | Reply

        Agreed.

        • Maoman
          Maoman
          July 26, 2011, 3:38 am | # | Reply

          Adam, if it were up to me, if any comment says “first” just leave it until like 11 in the morning or something. It can wait.

          Firsties are not only pointless, but it hints at youtube comment stupidity… which we don’t want or need here.

  4. Wolfmane
    Wolfmane
    July 25, 2011, 1:03 am | # | Reply

    Hmm… If I were named Hank…. I’d have to wonder about the sanity of my parents, naming a girl Hank.

  5. Let
    Let
    July 25, 2011, 1:47 am | # | Reply

    If you were Hank, you’d be working for the DEA and not be able to walk right now.

    • seattleseth
      seattleseth
      July 25, 2011, 1:10 pm | # | Reply

      best show on tv……ever! 🙂

  6. Mango
    Mango
    July 25, 2011, 3:40 am | # | Reply

    Who the eff is Hank?

    • Woobloobloobloobloo
      Woobloobloobloobloo
      July 26, 2011, 4:51 am | # | Reply

      YOU certainly didn’t forget to be awesome. 😀

  7. Saethori
    Saethori
    July 25, 2011, 4:06 am | # | Reply

    And so begins the adventures of HankBug.

  8. ninelen
    ninelen
    July 25, 2011, 4:06 am | # | Reply

    “Anyone want to bale some hay?” L.O.L.

    And is “race car” one word or two? Not trying to be a Grammar Nazi; I’ve seen it written both ways.

  9. Some guy
    Some guy
    July 25, 2011, 4:52 am | # | Reply

    The only Hank I know, is Hank Moody.

  10. Zulu
    Zulu
    July 25, 2011, 5:07 am | # | Reply

    lava rock….I believe that’s pumice…..

  11. DarkHeathen
    DarkHeathen
    July 25, 2011, 5:16 am | # | Reply

    As soon as I read the first panel, I thought of Grape Nuts.

  12. Dave
    Dave
    July 25, 2011, 6:32 am | # | Reply

    Hank wears a t-shirt that says, “Montana – Big Cock Country” with a picture of a pheasant on it.

  13. skip
    skip
    July 25, 2011, 6:51 am | # | Reply

    Salt of the earth bug.

  14. Doomboy911
    Doomboy911
    July 25, 2011, 8:21 am | # | Reply

    I too have thought the same. Though now I wish my name was Joe or something. Could you just do a week of alternative names like Joe, Max Kill, Clancy or Percy. Just so we potential name changers would know what it’s like?

  15. Jeff
    Jeff
    July 25, 2011, 8:27 am | # | Reply

    Ya gotta have clean li’l stumps, yessireeBob, you betcha!
    Hankbug should be a regular character. If Bug characters wore shirts, Hankbug would wear a flannel one, like a lumberjack…IMHO, of course.

  16. NinjaBlackLlamaClan
    NinjaBlackLlamaClan
    July 25, 2011, 9:16 am | # | Reply

    I often wonder how life would be different had I been named Mr. Pickles. All in all, it probably wouldn’t be too different for me. My name is Michael and that’s pretty much like pickles. It just hasn’t been pickled yet. Michael is the cucumber of names.

  17. Orchunter
    Orchunter
    July 25, 2011, 11:35 am | # | Reply

    Adam, I love bug so much. Do you have any Bugcomic Tshirt or similar merchandise ? I would totally buy one. I searched topatco.com . Couldn’t find any there. Please consider selling some bug merchandise.

    • Adam
      Adam
      July 25, 2011, 9:48 pm | # | Reply

      Not yet, but I’m planning on contacting the fine folks at Topataco soon.

  18. Erin
    Erin
    July 25, 2011, 11:36 am | # | Reply

    OMG… lava soap… reminds me of Dad!

  19. Cadier
    Cadier
    July 25, 2011, 11:37 am | # | Reply

    If I were named Hank I’d create a simulation of an actress, develop cancer and die.

  20. theviledarkbeast
    theviledarkbeast
    July 25, 2011, 11:40 am | # | Reply

    Ok, maybe it was the String Theory symposium setting, but my mind immediately jumped to Hank McCoy. You know, Beast from X-Men? Talk about one helluva brute… Betcha he could bale some hay.

  21. Hank
    Hank
    July 25, 2011, 12:00 pm | # | Reply

    My name is Hank, and this comic is almost exactly opposite of my own self. It’s a damn shame, it is…

  22. xduzie
    xduzie
    July 25, 2011, 12:05 pm | # | Reply

    Hank just reminds me of Nerdfighters. DFTBA!

  23. blu
    blu
    July 25, 2011, 1:31 pm | # | Reply

    You would be blue and covered in fur. C’mon!

  24. Santu
    Santu
    July 25, 2011, 3:41 pm | # | Reply

    Lol, i love the randomness of the beginning, you clearly didnt learn much of physics there if you were so distracted.

    • Adam
      Adam
      July 25, 2011, 9:49 pm | # | Reply

      To be fair, I’m always a little distracted.

  25. Todd
    Todd
    July 25, 2011, 4:03 pm | # | Reply

    I love your running gag (“I was doing something totally random and unrelated when I thought/wondered…”)

  26. NeverSerious
    NeverSerious
    July 25, 2011, 7:02 pm | # | Reply

    Hank…I’d expect Royal Pains or KOTH, but never Bug.

  27. Joreal
    Joreal
    July 25, 2011, 8:07 pm | # | Reply

    I assume if you were named Hank you would sell propane and propane accessories, I tell you what.

  28. Sara
    Sara
    July 26, 2011, 5:20 pm | # | Reply

    You’d be like Hank Green from the vlogbrothers, obviously. 😉

  29. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    August 2, 2011, 10:42 pm | # | Reply

    hahahahha third panel for the win >_______<

  30. Superfu
    Superfu
    August 8, 2011, 3:52 pm | # | Reply

    I love BUG… but that first panel is just so brilliant!

  31. NightmareWarden
    NightmareWarden
    July 23, 2013, 1:49 am | # | Reply

    I’ve done the same thing, but if I went by Vince. I’m curious if my hair would suddenly ooze hair gel or if I’d have an urge to surf. Or maybe an urge to play some football.

  32. Hank Bug
    Hank Bug
    August 6, 2013, 6:38 am | # | Reply

    I also have a cap saying “Real men crap grenades.” I only bought it because it was on offer.

  33. Jack
    Jack
    September 3, 2013, 2:54 pm | # | Reply

    And you’ll sell propane and propane accessories.

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