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Kiss Off

Kiss Off

by Adam on February 10, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Tinari
    Tinari
    February 10, 2012, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    Huh. This one updated rather earlier than I expected. And I am first? I was planning on reading bug in a few hours. Glad I clicked now. Classic stuff. End with a kiss indeed. :3

  2. Tom
    Tom
    February 10, 2012, 1:07 am | # | Reply

    I thought every-man knew “lovely time” was code for ‘average’.

    • Tom
      Tom
      February 10, 2012, 1:10 am | # | Reply

      “Always leave them wanting more.”
      – Howard Wolowitz

      • novascottch
        novascottch
        February 10, 2012, 3:48 pm | # | Reply

        Advice on taking relationship advice from Wolowitz:

        Step One: DON’T
        Step Two: Repeat step one

  3. Thopter
    Thopter
    February 10, 2012, 1:35 am | # | Reply

    Yup, he really is AN bumbling baffoon.

    • Max
      Max
      February 10, 2012, 3:03 am | # | Reply

      Agreed. AN bumbling baffon he is!

    • Adam
      Adam
      February 10, 2012, 7:49 am | # | Reply

      Aw crap. What happened here was that I originally wrote “an awkward dork” in my notebook. It wasn’t until I started drawing the strip that I decided to change it to “bumbling buffoon.” Totally forgot to change the article. Good catch. Will fix.

  4. Matt
    Matt
    February 10, 2012, 5:03 am | # | Reply

    American spelling weirds me out.

    also I’ve tried the last panel… did not go well.

  5. Iforwhat
    Iforwhat
    February 10, 2012, 5:24 am | # | Reply

    I think the guys above me are hinting at you Adam, improper use of “an”

    Anyways, I like the last panel, also I……you……forever.

  6. Quentin
    Quentin
    February 10, 2012, 5:30 am | # | Reply

    Haha, Bug in the last panel; sidesplitting. XD

  7. Crow
    Crow
    February 10, 2012, 7:58 am | # | Reply

    Wait, where’s the humor Adam? What you describe is what I always do …

  8. RaKlavin
    RaKlavin
    February 10, 2012, 12:26 pm | # | Reply

    First time I think I’ve seen a handshake, hug and full-on tongue kiss offered all at one time… so glad I’m not single, I could be inclined to take advice from a comic…

  9. twicker
    twicker
    February 10, 2012, 3:16 pm | # | Reply

    Love Bug’s expression in panel 3 – serious “Thinker” stuff. Awesome, as usual. 🙂

  10. ninelen
    ninelen
    February 10, 2012, 4:48 pm | # | Reply

    Fondling knees is more fun than it may sound, if the woman is question happens to have ticklish knees.

  11. ninelen
    ninelen
    February 10, 2012, 4:49 pm | # | Reply

    woman IN question*

  12. Goeber.com
    Goeber.com
    February 10, 2012, 5:48 pm | # | Reply

    Shot down! 🙂

  13. Jeff
    Jeff
    February 11, 2012, 1:42 am | # | Reply

    Dude. Adam. Seriously. You’re killin’ me here. I was reading this out loud to my wife and was laughing so hard I could hardly breathe. I hope you’re making a ton of money off of your work. You should put a book together and hawk it on here shamelessly like so many other webcomics do. I’d buy YOURS.

    • B-Rye
      B-Rye
      February 12, 2012, 11:17 pm | # | Reply

      I have read your comic religiously since I first stumbled upon it and I have always wanted to leave a comment but just never have. But, Jeff makes a point that I simply must agree with. If you ever make a book of your comics, I would pay whatever the cost. Hands down. You are really, really good (comparable to xkcd) and I will be honored to support you!

      • Adam
        Adam
        February 13, 2012, 12:29 am | # | Reply

        Thanks a lot! I’m hoping to start printing books before the end of the year.

  14. parachutefan
    parachutefan
    February 11, 2012, 8:49 pm | # | Reply

    My best friend had an awkward experience with a guy who went in for the kiss exactly like bug does in the last panel. Tongue stuck right out.

    It didn’t end well!

  15. ThomasMcCool
    ThomasMcCool
    February 12, 2012, 10:52 pm | # | Reply

    panel three made me burst into laughter in a public place… i got these O.o from at least 20 people…. thanks for that Adam.

  16. Sayid Lassani
    Sayid Lassani
    May 1, 2012, 10:22 pm | # | Reply

    Adam. You are awesome.

    Honestly. I just read all of your strips from 2010-this one in four days.

    I just can’t stop! It’s so addicting! I just can’t stop clicking for the next panel!

    Thank you so much for writing these! You have brought much laughter into the world! 😀

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