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Kitchen Bitchin’

Kitchen Bitchin’

by Adam on January 4, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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    • Your comic for the day… | House of the Dread
      January 4, 2013, 10:58 am | #
  1. Rhea
    Rhea
    January 4, 2013, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    Pimento loaf is a pop-tart flavor now? I thought you had to put those together yourself.

    And potatoes should not have antlers. Just thought I’d add that.

  2. Kapus
    Kapus
    January 4, 2013, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    I never cleaned out my toaster..

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      January 4, 2013, 3:38 am | # | Reply

      I thought using it everyday will kill the bacterias with constant heat….

    • Jason
      Jason
      January 5, 2013, 3:36 pm | # | Reply

      It likely has a crumb trap release on the bottom. Undo and shake over a trash can.

  3. karine1976
    karine1976
    January 4, 2013, 12:26 am | # | Reply

    Panel three is me about twice a year.

    • Lin
      Lin
      January 4, 2013, 1:41 am | # | Reply

      Twice a YEAR??? You can’t grow decent civilizations in 6 months. Try something like twice a decade πŸ™‚

      • karine1976
        karine1976
        January 4, 2013, 12:29 pm | # | Reply

        Plenty of time to grow the new generation of penicillin or super drug resistant bacteria though :p

  4. poorwhitepeople
    poorwhitepeople
    January 4, 2013, 2:11 am | # | Reply

    If it’s not on fire it doesn’t need to be cleaned.

    • Rena
      Rena
      January 5, 2013, 5:54 am | # | Reply

      And if it is, you burn away the crumbs! FIRE IS THE CLEANSER!

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        January 9, 2013, 2:25 am | # | Reply

        Rena beat me! …and then, got up and typed this before I could!! πŸ˜€

  5. Terence MacManus
    Terence MacManus
    January 4, 2013, 2:57 am | # | Reply

    It’s just not toast until it’s infused with the crumb-smoke of the hundreds of toasts before it…

  6. Ol' Gui
    Ol' Gui
    January 4, 2013, 9:26 am | # | Reply

    If you see Gordon Ramsey saundering toward your house be sure to secure all entry points. You don’t want him checking out your kitchen. No way, no how. The contents of your frig would have been a good plot point for some 1950’s sci-fi movies. They Came From The Fridgeaire.

    • Odai
      Odai
      January 4, 2013, 10:54 am | # | Reply

      If you see Gordon Ramsey sauntering toward your house with a camera crew, it’s already too late! You’re about to star on the first episode of “Home Kitchen Nightmares”.

  7. Kriszick
    Kriszick
    January 4, 2013, 10:52 am | # | Reply

    I just love Bug in the Hazmat suit! So cute. Happy New Year!

  8. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    January 4, 2013, 11:18 am | # | Reply

    Comic Eddie Izzard observed that you know your fridge food is old when it gets to the point that you can’t tell if it’s meat or cake.

    • Amelia
      Amelia
      January 4, 2013, 4:52 pm | # | Reply

      I believe you meant to say “genius.”

      • LanceThruster
        LanceThruster
        January 5, 2013, 2:51 pm | # | Reply

        That term certainly applies, also too.

        xD

    • MSL
      MSL
      January 6, 2013, 2:25 pm | # | Reply

      George Carlin made that observation. It’s possible Izzard also said something along those lines. I could look up who said what first if anyone said anything at all, but my Google finger is lazy so curiosity sated.

      And I too approve the Izzard = genius message.

      • LanceThruster
        LanceThruster
        January 6, 2013, 7:08 pm | # | Reply

        The South Park episode “Simpsons’ Did It’ comes to mind.

      • LanceThruster
        LanceThruster
        January 9, 2013, 6:18 pm | # | Reply

        Thx. You are right. My friend corrected me with this –

        It was George Carlin as “Ice Box Man”, when he was talking about
        things in the fridge that absolutely could not identify as what it
        originally was, and the line went, ” …… might be meat, might be
        cake. I know! We’ll call it meat-cake!” GREAT monologue that was
        frequently on Dr Demento.

        Izzard *does* do – “Cake or death.”

        Go to #7. Church of England Fundamentals – http://www.auntiemomo.com/cakeordeath/d2ktranscription.html

        And there’s even this – http://shitmystudentswrite.tumblr.com/post/16427854375/let-the-meat-cake

  9. Random
    Random
    January 4, 2013, 12:17 pm | # | Reply

    The chef hat looks like the beginning of a nuclear explosion over his head πŸ™‚

  10. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    January 4, 2013, 5:47 pm | # | Reply

    “Chef Boy Ar-DON’T” (snicker)

  11. Mogan
    Mogan
    January 6, 2013, 12:38 am | # | Reply

    I feel like you missed out by not using “Chef Boy-ar-DENIED.”

  12. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    January 6, 2013, 4:04 pm | # | Reply

    o>O this only usaully happens to me with oragnes or other half eaten fruit

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      January 9, 2013, 2:30 am | # | Reply

      You put half-eaten fruit back?!
      You, sir, are the children Mother’s complain about! πŸ˜€

      …all these years later you suddenly realize, “‘I’ was the reason Ma went to the funny farm!”

  13. oh hai
    oh hai
    April 18, 2014, 3:58 pm | # | Reply

    I honestly love the first panel so much (although I am admittedly a person that enjoys bad puns WAY too much).

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