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Lewd Wig

Lewd Wig

by Adam on December 18, 2015 at 12:26 am
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  1. Cactus Defender
    Cactus Defender
    December 18, 2015, 12:52 am | # | Reply

    I remember reading somewhere that Albert Einstein never tied his shoes because he considered it a menial task that just wasted his time and brain-power.
    I wonder if maybe the same principle applied with Beethoven…

    • Bottle
      Bottle
      December 19, 2015, 10:38 pm | # | Reply

      Wouldn’t he have loved velcro!

  2. the_verTigO
    the_verTigO
    December 18, 2015, 1:33 am | # | Reply

    I get knocked down…

  3. Dragon352
    Dragon352
    December 18, 2015, 3:59 am | # | Reply

    that is a unique view on his music

  4. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    December 18, 2015, 4:11 am | # | Reply

    Beethoven. Writes his own music. Doesn’t listen to it.

    • Pink Floyd
      Pink Floyd
      December 18, 2015, 7:20 am | # | Reply

      *couldn’t* listen to it. Deaf, ya know…

  5. richardelguru
    richardelguru
    December 18, 2015, 4:59 am | # | Reply

    Did you know that Ludwig van Beethoven was one of the world’s worst carpenters? Indeed once, noticing a slight but annoying wobble in his brand-new Broadwood grand he attempted to level its legs in the traditional way by shortening one of them and (to use what turns out to be the really appropriate phrase ‘to cut a long story short’) he ended up in a vile rage with his hair and clothes all filthy and awry, and the bloody* piano legless and flat (well flattish) on the floor while he pounded on its keys.

    http://howlandbolton.com/essays/read_more.php?sid=334

    ___________
    * and I’m not using ‘bloody’ as a bloody swear-word!

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      December 18, 2015, 9:03 am | # | Reply

      Man! That is one bad carpenter! Ha-HA!

      *hides bent carpenters’ square*

    • Bottle
      Bottle
      December 19, 2015, 10:40 pm | # | Reply

      Obviously, he did not know that is what matchbooks are for.

    • YourWeirdUncle
      YourWeirdUncle
      December 21, 2015, 5:44 pm | # | Reply

      And he was such a bad carpenter that Richard and Karen kicked him out of the band.

    • VeryPeeved
      VeryPeeved
      December 30, 2021, 12:28 pm | # | Reply

      yeah, i know that feeling.

  6. James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    December 18, 2015, 9:03 am | # | Reply

    There is quite a large community of zombie beethoven lovers. As in, zombies who love beethoven, not people who love zombie beethoven. Although both of those groups exist, for the composer and the dog from that one movie.

    • jasonmaggini
      jasonmaggini
      December 19, 2015, 1:27 pm | # | Reply

      Zombie Beethoven would be a decomposer.

      • Rat
        Rat
        December 20, 2015, 7:17 am | # | Reply

        I once won an internets here. The time has come to pass them on.

    • Eric
      Eric
      December 22, 2015, 11:39 am | # | Reply

      They’re decomposing composers
      There’s nothing much anyone can do
      You can still hear Beethoven
      But Beethoven cannot hear you – M. Paylin

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