Given that their sugar free caramels taste better than most companies regular caramels…. I’d be willing to try a clam chowder candy if Werther’s made them.
So, hunt me down and egg me if I sound like I’m bragging, but… my town has -never- had this problem. The only house that gives out crap on Halloween belongs to a woman known for her odd tastes, because she hands out food that she herself enjoys and doesn’t understand why other people don’t. Even the old men and ladies hand out proper candy (or at least those round peppermint things that you pick up when you want mint and nobody sells candy canes because Christmas is 3+ months away).
There is an old lady on our street who hands out full size candy bars every year! Fortunately, there aren’t many kids in the area or she would be swamped!
Given that their sugar free caramels taste better than most companies regular caramels…. I’d be willing to try a clam chowder candy if Werther’s made them.
So, hunt me down and egg me if I sound like I’m bragging, but… my town has -never- had this problem. The only house that gives out crap on Halloween belongs to a woman known for her odd tastes, because she hands out food that she herself enjoys and doesn’t understand why other people don’t. Even the old men and ladies hand out proper candy (or at least those round peppermint things that you pick up when you want mint and nobody sells candy canes because Christmas is 3+ months away).
There is an old lady on our street who hands out full size candy bars every year! Fortunately, there aren’t many kids in the area or she would be swamped!
Someone one year handed out Sugar Free Haribo Gummi Candy Gold-Bears …..
Lets just leave you with some Amazon comments when it comes to eating these in a ny quantity https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Classic-Gummi-Bears/product-reviews/B006J1FBLM
To be honest, I actually LIKE weird old-timey candy. Charleston Chews, Abba Zabba, Horehounds… even Necco Wafers.
Obvious typo: you clearly meant for vampire bug to say “bleh”
I’m handing out full-sized candy bars this year. And next year, once word gets around, freaking Smarties. It’ll be an epic troll.