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Lil’ Typhoid Mary

Lil’ Typhoid Mary

by Adam on June 14, 2011 at 12:00 am
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  1. macen
    macen
    June 14, 2011, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    welp… cancelling that flight to see my nephew now

  2. NinjaInWhite
    NinjaInWhite
    June 14, 2011, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    First.

    • williamkattwilliams
      williamkattwilliams
      June 14, 2011, 12:19 am | # | Reply

      Adam, when you publish your first collection, you should include some of our comments because these firstings are just EPIC!1!one!

      Anyway,
      – tumah bug looks suspiciously like funk bug
      – thrilled to see niece bug again
      – this one is timely given the hysteria over the fukushima plants
      – for sure this one goes in the book!

    • Maoman
      Maoman
      June 14, 2011, 3:13 pm | # | Reply

      *sigh* Go back to youtube. Seriously?

      Also, I think the first frame is a bit off – Shouldn’t it be “It seems the things you’d least expect, California thinks will give you cancer.”

      Seriously! Nearly everything I look at, it says “This product is known to the state of California to cause cancer or Birth Defects.” How is anyone still alive over there?

      • California
        California
        June 28, 2013, 2:51 pm | # | Reply

        I take offense to that.

  3. jonnyb
    jonnyb
    June 14, 2011, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE WANTS TO KILL US.

    • Stranger
      Stranger
      June 14, 2011, 12:22 am | # | Reply

      Even the bunnies?

      • JXJ
        JXJ
        June 14, 2011, 1:59 am | # | Reply

        Especially the bunnies.

        • Nick
          Nick
          June 15, 2011, 1:16 pm | # | Reply

          That’s why some small children are afraid of the Easter Bunny.

      • Deamon
        Deamon
        June 14, 2011, 4:41 am | # | Reply

        especialy the bunnies

      • Swiss Chopstix
        Swiss Chopstix
        June 14, 2011, 6:44 am | # | Reply

        Have you ever been bitten by bunny buckteeth? Of course they want to kill us.

      • Slither
        Slither
        June 14, 2011, 7:45 am | # | Reply

        Do bunnies want to kill us?
        Ref: Monty Python, Sluggy Freelance
        QED: Answer affirmative.

    • Psychotic Ninja
      Psychotic Ninja
      June 14, 2011, 2:31 am | # | Reply

      Nothing in the ‘verse wants to kill me.

      • Nick
        Nick
        June 15, 2011, 1:12 pm | # | Reply

        NOT YET

      • Iforwhat
        Iforwhat
        November 25, 2011, 4:42 pm | # | Reply

        *cleans knife* well I guess it’s time.

  4. helidead09
    helidead09
    June 14, 2011, 12:34 am | # | Reply

    Niece bug is adorable!

  5. SKS
    SKS
    June 14, 2011, 12:49 am | # | Reply

    Especially the bunnies.

  6. ninelen
    ninelen
    June 14, 2011, 1:23 am | # | Reply

    Gotta love the tumor fro.

  7. Margaret
    Margaret
    June 14, 2011, 2:10 am | # | Reply

    This is especially funny to me as my own niece just started a 2 week stay at my house. I also agree with helidead09 in saying niece bug is so cute!

  8. brian t
    brian t
    June 14, 2011, 5:20 am | # | Reply

    If you read some of the Tabloids, especially those in the UK, you’ll soon learn that the world can be divided into things that a) cause cancer or b) cure cancer. It’s what I call “cancer of the mind” …

  9. Jeff
    Jeff
    June 14, 2011, 6:18 am | # | Reply

    Niece bug/Ponytail bug is truly adorable…especially given that she’s capable of infusing loved ones (?), willingly or not, with a deadly disease.

    • Maoman
      Maoman
      June 14, 2011, 3:14 pm | # | Reply

      Those are pigtails.

      • Maoman
        Maoman
        June 14, 2011, 3:14 pm | # | Reply

        [/gaypowers]

  10. Isis
    Isis
    June 14, 2011, 7:16 am | # | Reply

    Yay, she returns, with the cuteness and the disease-carrying!

  11. That Chick
    That Chick
    June 14, 2011, 9:52 am | # | Reply

    I thought panel one was Afro Bug for a second! Love Niece Bug and the ponytails are tooo cute!

  12. NeverSerious
    NeverSerious
    June 14, 2011, 10:36 am | # | Reply

    I read this while listening to music on my headphones. Hmm… the label says they were made in Japan…

  13. ⬡
    ⬡
    June 14, 2011, 11:45 am | # | Reply

    Only one thing causes cancer: oxygen.

    • Maoman
      Maoman
      June 14, 2011, 3:16 pm | # | Reply

      Studies have proven that every single person who has ingested small amounts of saliva over an extended period of time died or will die.

  14. Greyman1995
    Greyman1995
    June 14, 2011, 11:59 am | # | Reply

    Cancer is caused by DNA. This means the very foundation of your body is trying to kill you, if the bunnies don’t get you first.

  15. GuesssWho
    GuesssWho
    June 14, 2011, 3:27 pm | # | Reply

    Sad, isn’t it? All the good things in life are bad for us.

    • Bernard
      Bernard
      June 14, 2011, 11:22 pm | # | Reply

      I just have to ask… Your name. Does it happen to have anything to do with Tales From the Cryptkeeper?

  16. Madmaestro2021
    Madmaestro2021
    June 14, 2011, 3:47 pm | # | Reply

    now I’m not afraid of getting cancer(heck I smoke like a bristol chimney I know I will get it) but you have given me some good ideas on how to avoid my little cousins, I just know if that they were around me long enough I would be the jackass who taught them there first swear words

  17. Raven
    Raven
    June 14, 2011, 6:59 pm | # | Reply

    kids don’t give you cancer?

  18. KrayzePenguin
    KrayzePenguin
    June 14, 2011, 11:55 pm | # | Reply

    So wrong… but oh so funny

  19. jonnyb
    jonnyb
    June 14, 2011, 11:59 pm | # | Reply

    Man… you either need to get out more or less. Not sure which.

  20. NinjaInWhite
    NinjaInWhite
    June 15, 2011, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Why can’t I feel proud of my accomplishment of being first comment? =(

    • Laura
      Laura
      June 15, 2011, 10:57 am | # | Reply

      AND the last comment! Opps I guess that’s me now….lol

  21. Joreal
    Joreal
    June 15, 2011, 10:50 am | # | Reply

    At least you’re not in Japan. They might try to arrest you just for hugging her there.

  22. 613 The Evil
    613 The Evil
    July 2, 2011, 9:10 pm | # | Reply

    What a cute little cockroach… 😛

  23. PastTenseDrew
    PastTenseDrew
    October 18, 2011, 1:52 pm | # | Reply

    I thought bug was just freakishly buff in the second panel. Roid rage bug! I’d worry more about the steroids than the niece.

    • Andy
      Andy
      April 17, 2012, 12:23 pm | # | Reply

      Uh, he’s hiding behind an armchair…

  24. Andy
    Andy
    April 17, 2012, 12:21 pm | # | Reply

    With a niece that cute, I’d take the risk.
    Freaking hypochondriac.

  25. Thisfox
    Thisfox
    August 10, 2016, 3:31 am | # | Reply

    I mistook the head tumours in panel 1 for an afro at first.

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