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Little Bummer Boy

Little Bummer Boy

by Adam on December 26, 2013 at 12:00 am
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  1. Rhea
    Rhea
    December 26, 2013, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    I read about a bunch of disabled vets who snuck a stripper into their hospital ward, but she wanted music to strip to, and the only song they could all remember (they weren’t real sober by then) was The Star-Spangled Banner. So they sang it, and she stripped to it.

    Shaking your groove thing to Silent Night should be child’s play. Actually, it probably is.

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      December 26, 2013, 6:00 pm | # | Reply

      YEAH! STRIP TO MURRICAH!

  2. TheOriginalHawk
    TheOriginalHawk
    December 26, 2013, 12:42 am | # | Reply

    Love your comics as always, but thought I should point out that Jesus wasn’t an only child.

    In Matthew 13:53-57, we read:
    “When Jesus had finished these parables, he moved on from there. Coming to his hometown, he began teaching the people in their synagogue, and they were amazed. “Where did this man get this wisdom and these miraculous powers?” they asked. “Isn’t this the carpenter’s son? Isn’t his mother’s name Mary, and aren’t his brothers James, Joseph, Simon and Judas? Aren’t all his sisters with us? Where then did this man get all these things?” And they took offense at him.” Though these could be considered half brothers and sisters, since they had a different father. Haha

    • Garrett Williams
      Garrett Williams
      December 26, 2013, 10:08 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, probably meant God’s only child.

      • Chuck Chuckerson
        Chuck Chuckerson
        January 2, 2014, 4:03 am | # | Reply

        We are all God’s children.

  3. Craig
    Craig
    December 26, 2013, 2:15 am | # | Reply

    Apparently, you’re supposed to be making figgy pudding. They won’t go until they get some.

  4. Pixx
    Pixx
    December 26, 2013, 2:20 am | # | Reply

    Jesus wasn’t an only child, Mary and Joseph had other kids.

    • Garrett Williams
      Garrett Williams
      December 26, 2013, 10:05 am | # | Reply

      He was God’s only begotten son, so it still works.

    • Adam
      Adam
      December 26, 2013, 12:13 pm | # | Reply

      I thought the Dead Sea Scrolls confirmed that Mary and Joesph only had pet hamsters after Jesus.

  5. C1dancer
    C1dancer
    December 26, 2013, 3:48 am | # | Reply

    And we’re all God’s children…

  6. Blazing glory
    Blazing glory
    December 26, 2013, 6:12 am | # | Reply

    300000000 noisy brothers running around the house…oh man

    also since this is my first post may I say that I very much enjoy bug martini and eagerly await more comics to come

  7. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    December 26, 2013, 7:40 am | # | Reply

    I concur. There needs to be more and better Christmas Dance Party music.

  8. aylatrigger
    aylatrigger
    December 26, 2013, 9:56 am | # | Reply

    As someone who moves to any song in order to sing it better, I do ‘shake my groove’ to all hymns. Including Silent Night… And I’m in my church’s choir… And I have never been told that I am irreverent. In fact, I usually get compliments from the congregation for really feeling the music and showing it, emotionally and spiritually.

  9. Cybertramon001
    Cybertramon001
    December 27, 2013, 3:29 pm | # | Reply

    I just gotta ask. Do you brainstorm for the all these comics, or is it that one day you walk along and think “Man, Christmas songs are hard to dance to”?

    • Adam
      Adam
      December 27, 2013, 6:12 pm | # | Reply

      I knew I was going to do a “Christmas Sucks” week with my strip, but I normally don’t plan out all the comics for the week.

      This one just started out with me thinking: “God, I hate carolers.”

  10. SSP40
    SSP40
    January 26, 2015, 2:08 pm | # | Reply

    There is actually an ios app called “Groove Coaster Zero” that contains a song called, and I quote, “Punk Silent Night.” It’s as hilarious as it sounds.

    • SSP40
      SSP40
      January 26, 2015, 2:09 pm | # | Reply

      Crap. This was supposed to go on yesterday’s strip.

      • SSP40
        SSP40
        January 26, 2015, 2:10 pm | # | Reply

        Whoops never mind. Gah I’m spazzed.

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