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Lordy Lordy Look Who’s Feeble

Lordy Lordy Look Who’s Feeble

by Adam on May 21, 2015 at 12:00 am
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  1. BugFanNo1Million
    BugFanNo1Million
    May 21, 2015, 12:23 am | # | Reply

    I turned 41 yesterday … hit close to home that one!

  2. Rena
    Rena
    May 21, 2015, 12:33 am | # | Reply

    At 40, your evolutionary warranty expires.

  3. Moe
    Moe
    May 21, 2015, 3:27 am | # | Reply

    Forty isn’t bad. At twenty, you get embarrassed about your body part failures. At forty you just whap that leg back on with a little duct tape and go out anyway, because “Dang it, I’m old! I can do what I want!”

  4. Karine76
    Karine76
    May 21, 2015, 6:44 am | # | Reply

    Wow, is that what’s waiting for me next year? I NEED my limbs!

  5. Mahnarch
    Mahnarch
    May 21, 2015, 7:04 am | # | Reply

    I think my date of manufacture was misprinted.

  6. Michael Corley
    Michael Corley
    May 21, 2015, 7:37 am | # | Reply

    As a 40 year old, I quite agree.

  7. Pink Floyd
    Pink Floyd
    May 21, 2015, 7:51 am | # | Reply

    As a rapidly aging man of my mid-50s…I can tell you all that the downhill slope gets steadily steeper and you gain momentum heading downward. To give you an idea of what it’s like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GdVnzDFyLg

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      May 22, 2015, 7:24 am | # | Reply

      That hurts just looking at it.

      WHY DID I WATCH TO THE END?!!

  8. euphgeek
    euphgeek
    May 21, 2015, 8:16 am | # | Reply

    Eh…40’s not so bad. Especially if you don’t have kids. Those are what age you fast.

  9. Hubcaps
    Hubcaps
    May 21, 2015, 8:25 am | # | Reply

    My wife says “all men are 16 years old”. As long as you can keep them thinking that – you are OK.

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      May 21, 2015, 2:07 pm | # | Reply

      With some of them it’s four.

  10. WingSpin
    WingSpin
    May 21, 2015, 8:26 am | # | Reply

    Us quinquagenarians laugh at you 40-somethings… and point out our superior bionic parts! We even have spare parts for every occasion. There’s my golf leg, my walking on the beach leg, swimming leg, dancing leg, whoopie leg… Oops, how’d that get in there?

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      May 22, 2015, 7:21 am | # | Reply

      What about your drinkin’ leg?

      • qka
        qka
        May 26, 2015, 7:52 pm | # | Reply

        Oh, you mean the hollow one!

  11. Biz
    Biz
    May 21, 2015, 12:53 pm | # | Reply

    I, in fact, turned forty today. FFS. Ouch.

  12. Jennifer
    Jennifer
    May 21, 2015, 1:08 pm | # | Reply

    Oh, fiddlesticks! 🙂 It doesn’t have to be that way! I ran my first half marathon the summer after I turned 40, and at 43, I’m in about the best shape of my life! 🙂

  13. Rhea
    Rhea
    May 21, 2015, 2:08 pm | # | Reply

    Forty? I WISH I were forty. When you get to 55, it’s “all systems go,” and not in a good way.

    • Adam
      Adam
      May 23, 2015, 4:04 pm | # | Reply

      I know, but I can’t speak on behalf of 50 year olds. Not yet.
      But you have to admit that 40 is when then downward slide begins.

  14. Grady Richardson
    Grady Richardson
    May 21, 2015, 2:27 pm | # | Reply

    Ah, you young whippersnappers make me sick! I’d pay big money to be 40 again!

  15. Mirvanna
    Mirvanna
    May 21, 2015, 11:10 pm | # | Reply

    Once upon a time, living past 30 was all ‘whoah’.

    40 is the new 12, demand your allowance and put a embarrassing mental scar on your mother at the supermarket with pubescent questions.

  16. Jason
    Jason
    May 22, 2015, 9:59 am | # | Reply

    I too am 40. I’m ok with it as long as I can still attract women.

  17. Derp
    Derp
    May 30, 2015, 7:22 pm | # | Reply

    The average life expectancy for a caveman was 40 if they survived childhood. I think the decline is linked to this. In other words, shut up and be glad that at least you’re still alive at the age of 40!

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