“It shows how comfortable I am around you. It’s ‘Flatterulence'” needs to be on a t-shirt…now! Brilliant and I will most likely be using that line tonight.
After “I love you”? Really? Why didn’t anyone tell me that before? I’ve been married for almost two years and I’m still imploding 70% of my grenades! Oh, boy, do I have some wrongs to right…
I have (seriously) OFTEN stated that knowing when to fart in a relationship is the true telling test of everlasting love. Too soon, she’ll leave ya, too late, she’ll wonder if you’re normal. My brother did it on his wedding night. Gave her the old “Dutch Oven”. Yeah, they’re divorced now…(true story).
my best friends fiance yelled at me for farting in front of her. so i guess he wasn’t allowed to then, i’d like to think i helped pave the way for that in the future for him
Bug must be from another galaxy. I generally was wondering what does she taste like? Or where exactly she was on the scale of mouth-size to hand-size (except for the one that was obviously bigger than hand size)
Lost it when I read the title.
Also, how would you pronounce “flatterulence”?
Flatter-you-lence, I suppose.
First Hutt Bug, now this. These bugs are going to explode one of these days.
I laughed out loud at the “Just for five minutes.”
The thought of a bug farting cracks me up
“It shows how comfortable I am around you. It’s ‘Flatterulence'” needs to be on a t-shirt…now! Brilliant and I will most likely be using that line tonight.
Love the title!!! Hilarious!!
After “I love you”? Really? Why didn’t anyone tell me that before? I’ve been married for almost two years and I’m still imploding 70% of my grenades! Oh, boy, do I have some wrongs to right…
Great. Not long now before my girlfriend begins to associate John Paul Young with the smell of my rotten intestines. Thanks a million.
it’s true.
poot … best fart ever.
titling this “love is in the air” killed me
but, this raises the question, do bugs actually fart?
“Release the kraken!” That should be a recognized fart warning. Love it!
I have (seriously) OFTEN stated that knowing when to fart in a relationship is the true telling test of everlasting love. Too soon, she’ll leave ya, too late, she’ll wonder if you’re normal. My brother did it on his wedding night. Gave her the old “Dutch Oven”. Yeah, they’re divorced now…(true story).
Release the Kraken….
@Jeff I don’t know if that’s hilarious or kind of sad.
What if she fires first sir?
You marry her of course.
*LIKE*
“Fire a warning shot across her bow – el!”
My wife was actually the first one to fart around me.
Can’t remember which woman said “If you think you love him, picture him on the toilet. If you still love him, go for it.”
Hilarious! I SOOOO LOVE THIS!
I read this, and when I glanced at the article about “More Fan Art” on the homepage, my brain changed it to “More Fart”
damn subconscious.
It was more than a year before my wife would break wind in front of me.
You were timing it?
my best friends fiance yelled at me for farting in front of her. so i guess he wasn’t allowed to then, i’d like to think i helped pave the way for that in the future for him
Now I understand why so many people get “fat” when they get married.
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!
Bug must be from another galaxy. I generally was wondering what does she taste like? Or where exactly she was on the scale of mouth-size to hand-size (except for the one that was obviously bigger than hand size)
I would just burst out laughing if someone said panel 2. Then we would have the best date ever.