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Marriage for the Win

Marriage for the Win

by Adam on June 1, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Ataro
    Ataro
    June 1, 2012, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    How does one peel frogurt? And why is there a device specifically designed for such an occasion?

    These are questions everyone’s asking. (Mostly…only me)

    • Malcar
      Malcar
      June 1, 2012, 12:44 am | # | Reply

      Well, clearly it can only be done with the peeler, that’s why you can’t even fathom peeling it. Maybe it peels off the t, making it frogùr, which sounds foreign and exciting.

    • a bug
      a bug
      June 1, 2012, 8:51 am | # | Reply

      You know how you can never get the wrapper off those frozen yogurt tubes once they’ve frozen (unless you melt the end a bit by holding the painfully cold thing in your hands for a minute)?

    • Col Klink
      Col Klink
      April 3, 2013, 12:05 am | # | Reply

      See the whole problem here stems from your mis-pronunciation of frogurt. You’re thinking of it as fro-gurt with the long O. You can’t peel that.

      The word is frog-urt, as though it is French. I.e., comes with a skin, needs peeling. Thus, the peeler.

      Thought we had settled that a while back.

  2. Jep
    Jep
    June 1, 2012, 12:31 am | # | Reply

    Bug in panel 4 looks the ‘shut and take my money’ meme.

    • Jep
      Jep
      June 1, 2012, 12:32 am | # | Reply

      looks *like

    • quesadalejandro
      quesadalejandro
      June 1, 2012, 10:04 pm | # | Reply

      Like this?: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/73343522/BugComic.JPG
      We should use that meme instead, Sponsor!!!

  3. Azn
    Azn
    June 1, 2012, 3:06 am | # | Reply

    My favourite one this week.

  4. Max
    Max
    June 1, 2012, 3:28 am | # | Reply

    I just continue to be amazed by the amount of detail these minimalistic comics provide in the drawings. Good job sir. Your comedy is priceless 🙂

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 1, 2012, 7:44 am | # | Reply

      Thanks!

      • Qeruiem
        Qeruiem
        June 2, 2012, 5:56 am | # | Reply

        Worst thing with this comic is that you can never ever stop drawing! That would mean a very valuable different and educational view of the world would be lost for us all.

        • Adam
          Adam
          June 2, 2012, 5:46 pm | # | Reply

          My hope is to live the life of Al Hirschfeld and draw cartoons right up till the day I die.

  5. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    June 1, 2012, 7:48 am | # | Reply

    I second Max, above. For instance, the wind blown antennae in panel 3 crack me up.

  6. pastordan
    pastordan
    June 1, 2012, 8:27 am | # | Reply

    Yesyesyes, pay to go to church! Your gift helps pay the pastor’s salary!

    …

    Oh wait, not at a wedding. Crap. Never mind.

  7. Doug
    Doug
    June 1, 2012, 8:40 am | # | Reply

    YAY! for a whole week of themed-comic triumph! :o)

    • Doug
      Doug
      June 1, 2012, 8:42 am | # | Reply

      (that emoticon did not translate right… but, yay! anyway.)

  8. ganku.caelestis
    ganku.caelestis
    June 1, 2012, 8:41 am | # | Reply

    “Dont know – Dont care” … Adam! I love you 🙂 Marry me!

  9. Ghost of an Echo
    Ghost of an Echo
    June 1, 2012, 10:04 am | # | Reply

    “The Frogurt is also cursed”
    “can I go now?”

  10. Music-chan
    Music-chan
    June 1, 2012, 2:01 pm | # | Reply

    Huh, now that you bring it up, this is indeed the worst part about weddings.

    • Music-chan
      Music-chan
      June 1, 2012, 2:01 pm | # | Reply

      But hey, at least a lot of weddings make up for it with free alcohol? Well, “Free” I guess.

  11. Anyjen
    Anyjen
    June 1, 2012, 2:11 pm | # | Reply

    Adam, yours is one of the few websites that are able to penetrate the all-encompassing filter in place on our work computers preventing us from having anything resembling fun while taking the calls of angry customers. Thank you. Thank you, kind sir.

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 2, 2012, 5:37 pm | # | Reply

      I know I should feel flattered, but I’m a little insulted that this filter doesn’t find my website the least bit threatening.

  12. Todd
    Todd
    June 1, 2012, 2:37 pm | # | Reply

    Was the Frogurt Peeler the cheapest item on their registry?

  13. Heidi
    Heidi
    June 1, 2012, 2:54 pm | # | Reply

    Don’t most people pay to go to church? Like during the offering?

  14. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    June 1, 2012, 3:10 pm | # | Reply

    Us lonely people get pranced around enough as it is.

  15. Michael Adams
    Michael Adams
    June 1, 2012, 4:24 pm | # | Reply

    I paid $3 in parking to watch my grandpa die in a hospital. As for wedding gifts, my parents collectively have been married 9-10 times; but they don’t really have anything to show for that.

    And TIL “Frogurt” is a trademark for frozen yogurt!

  16. Surturs Bane
    Surturs Bane
    June 1, 2012, 5:12 pm | # | Reply

    3rd panel made me guffaw

  17. Jeff
    Jeff
    June 2, 2012, 9:35 am | # | Reply

    I myself in NO WAY feel obligated to buy the happy couple anything off of there registered “wish list”. Just ’cause they want it, don’t mean they’re getting it. What if the only thing left on there was a USB-activated missile launcher? I’m not obligated to get them their Weapon of Mass Destruction, no way!
    Or, even worse, what if they register for sex toys? Gross! Buy ’em a bottle of booze and call it a day, I says…

    • Jeff
      Jeff
      June 2, 2012, 9:36 am | # | Reply

      *their* registered wish list. Dang! I hate making typos. Sorry

    • Samuel
      Samuel
      June 4, 2012, 12:45 pm | # | Reply

      I have actually been asked by the groom why I bought them a gift which was not in their registry. I told him I look at as a suggested list for people who don’t know what to buy. I did not think it was an inclusive list of acceptable items.

  18. StranaMente
    StranaMente
    June 3, 2012, 1:06 pm | # | Reply

    Hi Adam, since I liked this strip very much (and found it appropriate to my actual situation) I made a translation of this strip in italian here: link.

  19. r0b3rt
    r0b3rt
    November 30, 2012, 11:30 am | # | Reply

    Haha, I find it a little funny that not even the cashier seems to know what they’re selling…

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