Bug Martini

Random nonsense three days a week
The First Book Collection! Available Now! Kickstarter
Patreon
  • About Bug
  • About Adam
  • Archives
  • Fan Art
  • Contact
  • Store
My Feelings On Funerals

My Feelings On Funerals

by Adam on August 16, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
Comments RSS

Discussion (38) ¬

  1. BoB
    BoB
    August 16, 2011, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    Yes. Funerals are way too hard to get through without bawling if I knew the guy. There’s a little room at my local place where the guys enemies can have a toast, its kind of strange.

    • Deen
      Deen
      August 16, 2011, 9:23 am | # | Reply

      I find it a little strange that you have a “local place”. 😉

      Some cultures do a “wake” and toast the passing, but they’re not the guy’s enemies. Just a way to send off your buddy with a bang. But I guess every place could have its own little twist.

      • ⬡
        ⬡
        August 16, 2011, 3:57 pm | # | Reply

        Yeah, rather than be sad about their passing, they celebrate the good life they had. It’s certainly an interesting twist.

    • Camolot the Creator
      Camolot the Creator
      August 8, 2016, 11:46 am | # | Reply

      When I have my funeral, it’ll have to be in two parts: one for my friends, and one for my enemies, the difference being that while both groups have tried to kill me at least once, my friends are jovial professionals about it. The enemies will be herded to an upstairs room, while my friends will be brought to a larger, downstairs room, which will contain the biggest aquarium available, filled with every sort of dangerous sea creature the event organizers can get their hands on. The entertainment for the night is when the floor of my enemy’s upstairs room opens up and dumps them into said aquarium.

      • Anona Muss
        Anona Muss
        September 24, 2020, 5:21 pm | # | Reply

        Excellent.

  2. ninelen
    ninelen
    August 16, 2011, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    I concur. My mom told me that whenever she dies, she wants us to have a party in memory of the fun we had with her. Well, either that, or she wants to be cremated and made into a diamond, but I’m not I really want to wear my mother around as jewelry.

    On a totally unrelated note, Ponytail Bug’s line is hilarious. I love this comic more every day.

  3. Jep
    Jep
    August 16, 2011, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    You can’t spell funeral without fun. Think about it.

  4. Western Aussie
    Western Aussie
    August 16, 2011, 1:46 am | # | Reply

    Gotta admire the Irish – they can have a good party with the cadaver as the guest of honor and not get bummed out – love a good Wake!!

  5. veronica
    veronica
    August 16, 2011, 1:48 am | # | Reply

    Funeral could use a little livening up *wink wink *

    • Deamon
      Deamon
      August 16, 2011, 10:44 am | # | Reply

      Should I call the necromancers?

      • Moridin
        Moridin
        May 17, 2013, 3:34 am | # | Reply

        Well, we could definitely use some more spirits here.

  6. LoveTheBadGuy
    LoveTheBadGuy
    August 16, 2011, 1:59 am | # | Reply

    This is why I want them to play “I Will Survive” and “Another One Bites The Dust” at my funeral. Just to lighten the mood. 😉

  7. HunterJE
    HunterJE
    August 16, 2011, 2:03 am | # | Reply

    Funerals are the worst, and I don’t care that rituals of death are one of the cultural touchstones that marked our ancestors transition to modern humanity; I’m absolutely opposed to them and have made it clear to my next-of-kin that we’re to have no such nonsense on my account. (I had a really bad experience with traditional funerals that had me just about ready to come along for the ride after my fiancee passed away, and it leaves me wondering why the hell we still subject ourselves to this shit…)

    • tlh-in-tlh
      tlh-in-tlh
      August 16, 2011, 1:44 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, many people subject themselves (and others) to funerals because they’re “expected” to. Others find it a good time to really get the catharsis started, so it’s useful to them.

      • HunterJE
        HunterJE
        August 17, 2011, 1:13 am | # | Reply

        Yeah, this was very much a “because we were expected to” thing, compounded by the fact that she’d been the valedictorian-perfect-student-volunteered-in-the-community type back in high school, so all sorts of people who barely knew her showed up to stand in line and let us know, in case we hadn’t noticed, that it was tragic .

  8. Will
    Will
    August 16, 2011, 2:47 am | # | Reply

    I have a friend for the “If your happy and you know it clap your hands” song at her funeral.

  9. cyber95
    cyber95
    August 16, 2011, 4:06 am | # | Reply

    I have never cried at a funeral. Even for people I’ve cared about. But several days after the fact, I’ll just, like, break down. I’unno, I just can’t seem to cry when it’s appropriate.

    That was a fun day at work when it finally hit me what happened!

    • Formerly dead
      Formerly dead
      August 16, 2011, 7:24 am | # | Reply

      Jeeeze dude, i know exactly how you feel. My grandfather died, and i didn’t shed a tear at the funeral. like, four days afterwards, i just thought about it and then burst down into tears 🙁

    • Noslo
      Noslo
      August 16, 2011, 9:54 am | # | Reply

      Same thing happened with me about my mom when I was 13. I didn’t cry at the funeral but I started bawling a couple weeks later when I came home from a trip and thought, “I can’t wait to tell Mom about it!”

  10. Dave
    Dave
    August 16, 2011, 6:33 am | # | Reply

    I like the “X” eyes on the deceased. At this scale it’d be too hard to draw pennies.

  11. jalie
    jalie
    August 16, 2011, 7:31 am | # | Reply

    Our family funerals are full of people telling funny stories and remembering the deceased, playing their favorite music and looking at old photos…no prayers or corpses. Though there are flowers…and everyone is uncharacteristically dressed up.

  12. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    August 16, 2011, 7:31 am | # | Reply

    I just wanna know why nerd bug’s mailbox flag is up indicating he has outgoing mail. All this talk about dying, and that’s what bugs me.

    • ⬡
      ⬡
      August 16, 2011, 3:59 pm | # | Reply

      He just put something in and now he’s reading the thing he found there when he opened the box.

      • ninelen
        ninelen
        August 16, 2011, 5:45 pm | # | Reply

        Also, aren’t the flags supposed to point the other way?

        • williamkattwilliams
          williamkattwilliams
          August 16, 2011, 7:31 pm | # | Reply

          Also, according to regulation, it must be on the right side 😛

          • ninelen
            ninelen
            August 16, 2011, 9:56 pm | #

            Seems like Adam did a bang-up job. 😉

  13. Shadoglare
    Shadoglare
    August 16, 2011, 7:40 am | # | Reply

    This one’s just bad timing for me to find very entertaining, as my mom just passed away a couple of months ago after a year and a half battle with brain cancer. And yes, a close friend of mine has requested that when it’s his time we have a wake, not a funeral. He wants people to celebrate his life, not mourn his death – probably not a bad idea.

    • AdInfinitumSpero
      AdInfinitumSpero
      August 16, 2011, 5:16 pm | # | Reply

      I have to agree on the wake bit, they’re really the way to go when it comes to looking at death of a loved one . Don’t regret their going, instead celebrate their life !

  14. pastordan
    pastordan
    August 16, 2011, 8:21 am | # | Reply

    Seriously thinking about buying this one and putting it on my office wall…

  15. -PookeyG-
    -PookeyG-
    August 16, 2011, 9:50 am | # | Reply

    The last panel clenches it. High Five.

  16. Nick A
    Nick A
    August 16, 2011, 10:32 am | # | Reply

    Front to back fantastic.

  17. Jeff
    Jeff
    August 16, 2011, 3:05 pm | # | Reply

    Yup. Last panel with the drinking bug casually leaning on the open casket…dynamite!
    For me, personally, I’m to be cremated. None of that “open casket” crap! I want people to remember me the way I am now, not laying in a casket. I told my wife to flush my ashes down the toilet for all I care. I’m dead, so big whoop!
    And playing “Another one bites the dust” is an AWESOME idea! I’ma write that down!
    Thanks again, Adam. Love this comic so much!

  18. Malikisfunny
    Malikisfunny
    August 16, 2011, 4:58 pm | # | Reply

    First panel was hilarious!

  19. novascottch
    novascottch
    August 16, 2011, 8:28 pm | # | Reply

    Anybody else find it humorous that the priest said “Jesus”? Just sayin’.

  20. Surturs Bane
    Surturs Bane
    August 16, 2011, 9:01 pm | # | Reply

    lol. last panel

  21. sidehack
    sidehack
    August 21, 2011, 8:56 am | # | Reply

    My funeral is gonna be a fish fry at the town lake. The coffin will be leaning up against a tree; not sure if I’ll be positioned for a handshake, fist bump or high five. Anyone who cries gets thrown out. Way I figure, the only person needs to be upset at my funeral is me. Course, I’ll be bored stiff…

  22. Madmaestro2021
    Madmaestro2021
    September 11, 2011, 6:00 pm | # | Reply

    I agree funerals are just bizarre, the idea of my corpse being dolled up, preserved, paraded around, then buried is just beyond me, even cremation due to fact your more than likely going to be kept by relative and slowly help them develop schizophrenia, I’m dead don’t talk to me, just chuck me in the ditch and let nature run its course

  23. Coasterdan72
    Coasterdan72
    March 6, 2013, 7:26 pm | # | Reply

    Ugh, my family has the most morbid funerals. After everybody shows up at the church and is seated, they slam the lid.

    I’ve put my family on notice that there are to be no hymns or Sarah McLachlan songs played at my funeral. I’m arranging the playlist myself, and it will be the most bizarre mix of Metal and Motown anyone’s every heard.

Reply to Deamon ¬ Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Bug Martini

What is Bug Martini? Well it is a comic strip posted three days a week about a funny bug!

Upcoming Events

More details about upcoming events coming soon!

Email Adam

Reach out and bug me via email at bugmartini@gmail.com

Meta

  • Log in
  • Entries RSS
  • Comments RSS
  • WordPress.org

©2009-2024 Bug Martini | Powered by WordPress with Easel | Subscribe: RSS | Back to Top ↑