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No Ifs, Ands, or Butts

No Ifs, Ands, or Butts

by Adam on August 26, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Rhea
    Rhea
    August 26, 2013, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    An ass transplant. I wouldn’t have thought of that. But if anybody needs one, I could donate and have plenty left.

    • SRSteue
      SRSteue
      August 26, 2013, 1:52 am | # | Reply

      I’m guessing the removal process could be called an “asstectomy.”

  2. SRSteue
    SRSteue
    August 26, 2013, 1:54 am | # | Reply

    The title made me giggle for sure, but the third panel made me laugh my butt off!

    • Rat
      Rat
      August 26, 2013, 3:17 am | # | Reply

      I think it should be “No Ifs, Ends or Butts”.

      No, sorry, I’ll shut up already.

      • ohplease
        ohplease
        August 26, 2013, 8:06 am | # | Reply

        That would be pretty funny too.
        That third panel just made my morning. Thank Adam!

  3. Terence MacManus
    Terence MacManus
    August 26, 2013, 2:18 am | # | Reply

    A joyous day for Alfred von Negabutt.

  4. Pi_man
    Pi_man
    August 26, 2013, 8:37 am | # | Reply

    “I’m gonna KICK your ASS!!!” *Punches your chest and face*

  5. Deen
    Deen
    August 26, 2013, 8:49 am | # | Reply

    Ever since that body part was given that name, the world has been waiting for the joke showcased in panel three.

    I’d give my right cheek to be able to find a way to work that into conversation today.

  6. Hyakari
    Hyakari
    August 26, 2013, 9:56 am | # | Reply

    Aaah, a butt joke comic. It was full moon last night!

    https://www.bugmartini.com/comics/no-butts-about-it/

  7. Müller
    Müller
    August 26, 2013, 11:34 am | # | Reply

    Relief for the Buttless Elderly™

  8. Oldskool
    Oldskool
    August 26, 2013, 11:59 am | # | Reply

    No idea why, but because of the QI-Phenomenon*, the 3rd panel reminded me of the little bellows that were historically used to blow tabacco smoke up the rectums of drowning victims.

    *watch enough QI, and any conversation will jog loose a factoid from QI

  9. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    August 26, 2013, 1:28 pm | # | Reply

    This comic is so full of WIN today!!
    I mean, it is every day, but today especially! It really CRACKED me up!
    (sorry, but someone was bound to do it eventually)

  10. AlixeTiir
    AlixeTiir
    August 26, 2013, 1:56 pm | # | Reply

    Why do they name it Gluteus Maximus anyways? Sounds more like a gladiator’s name to me.

    …ass-gladiators.

  11. Thisfox
    Thisfox
    August 26, 2016, 7:35 pm | # | Reply

    Ways of knowing that this must be an American comic: Ass without a donkey….

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