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No More Jeers

No More Jeers

by Adam Huber on September 26, 2019 at 9:58 pm
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  1. Alpha-Sigma
    Alpha-Sigma
    September 27, 2019, 3:04 am | # | Reply

    The name of “No More Tears” shampoo advertises its (supposed) non-irritant nature for when a disgreeable kid inevitably gets it in their eye. If its use actually prevented crying, I’d be washing my hair with that stuff just to makecit easier to chop onions.

    And if a shampoo can prevent things like crying and tantrums, why stop there? “No More Sickness”? “No More Hunger”? “No More Wounds”? A bottle that SAYS “No More Wounds” but is actually a bottle of “No More Upper Body Strength” that had its label swapped and was surreptitiously sent to my enemy’s house?

    • Chug
      Chug
      September 27, 2019, 9:49 am | # | Reply

      I’m not greedy, just give me a bottle of ‘No More Allergies’ and I’m a happy camper.

    • Wraj
      Wraj
      September 27, 2019, 1:16 pm | # | Reply

      “No More Hunger” shampoo is just a bottle of chocolate syrup

    • Rat
      Rat
      September 27, 2019, 10:30 pm | # | Reply

      I can see a market for bottles of “No more”. Fifty-fifty it’s just something (strongly) alcoholic, but it could turn out to be cyanide… for those without hope *and* hair.

  2. dhusk
    dhusk
    September 27, 2019, 6:25 am | # | Reply

    If hippies smell, it’s usually not because they’re unclean. That was just the more, shall we say, ‘legal’ excuse for the earthy odors that tended to cling to them because of their lifestyle.

    • Annonamousethatscurriesinthedarkness
      Annonamousethatscurriesinthedarkness
      September 27, 2019, 10:02 am | # | Reply

      Ah good old terpenes are so very aromatic.

  3. tudza
    tudza
    September 28, 2019, 3:41 am | # | Reply

    Lithiated Childrens Shampoo, now with more lithium! For those parents that can’t afford laudanum.

  4. Marquar
    Marquar
    September 30, 2019, 10:09 am | # | Reply

    Does chloroform help with tangles? If so, I have a product idea…

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