Going down the sail with a knife is actually pretty hard, becuase once the knife hits some stitching odds are it’s going to fling itself out of the sail rather than keep cutting.
Actually, I hear it in Pat Boone’s voice. Pat Boone, famous super-whitebread Christian Middle America musician, once did an album of rock covers in his own super-whitebread style titled NO MORE MR NICE GUY, which included that song.
This morning I saw a video of Prince taking part in a George Harrison tribute and Pirate bug looks like he was modelled after him. Also seeing the title I realize that obviously knife is how one would pronounce nice when a lip split open.
Well, you could take online courses. Here’s a sample: To swim with a knife in your mouth, be sure to keep the not-cutty part in your hole.
Took a knife fighting course once. Lots of fun.
They offer courses on that?
They use training knife made from plastic or wood though.
awwwwww
Going down the sail with a knife is actually pretty hard, becuase once the knife hits some stitching odds are it’s going to fling itself out of the sail rather than keep cutting.
that’s why you use two knives, so if one gets loose, you’re not immediately screwed.
As always, cutting-edge humor!
Anyone else read the title with Alice Cooper’s voice singing it in your head? Anyone? No? Just me, then…
Actually, I hear it in Pat Boone’s voice. Pat Boone, famous super-whitebread Christian Middle America musician, once did an album of rock covers in his own super-whitebread style titled NO MORE MR NICE GUY, which included that song.
It’s hilarious, and I love it.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADAM. Did your girlfriend buy you a new knife?
No, but we did attend a knife class. I am now licensed in the state of Wisconsin to julienne carrots.
You have to get a LICENSE for that?
Julienning is an artform.
Also I can’t believe the word “Julienning” is a word.
Aw, panel 2 looks like fun! I’d take that class if I could find it.
You go through a lot of sails that way.
Some advice from Zorro: ‘Pointy end goes into the other guy.’
…Technically, that was swords, but I have a serrated machete and can use that as a bread knife, so close enough I think.
This morning I saw a video of Prince taking part in a George Harrison tribute and Pirate bug looks like he was modelled after him. Also seeing the title I realize that obviously knife is how one would pronounce nice when a lip split open.
This could also work as an alternate origin for Heath Ledger’s Joker.