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No More Tears

No More Tears

by Adam on January 27, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Trevor
    Trevor
    January 26, 2011, 6:08 pm | # | Reply

    You would be surprised how resilient products can be. Just today I ate a burger from A&W that was in my car since Friday. It is a cold Canadian winter right now though.

  2. PheNOM-e-NOM
    PheNOM-e-NOM
    January 26, 2011, 6:26 pm | # | Reply

    Cuz' your worth it

  3. Fuddlebob
    Fuddlebob
    January 26, 2011, 6:27 pm | # | Reply

    wow. I didn't even know shampoo HAD an expiration date.

  4. Hierro
    Hierro
    January 26, 2011, 6:40 pm | # | Reply

    When this happens to me, I relegate the expired shampoo to the role of body wash. What harm could it possibly do?

    • Tim
      Tim
      January 26, 2011, 7:09 pm | # | Reply

      And that was the last we ever heard from him.

      • Blackwolf359
        Blackwolf359
        January 26, 2011, 8:04 pm | # | Reply

        Poor guy.

      • Hierro
        Hierro
        January 27, 2011, 6:49 am | # | Reply

        Just wanted to point out two things.

        Just noticed the alliteration in the first panel

        And

        I'm not dead. Yet…

  5. kit kat
    kit kat
    January 26, 2011, 7:11 pm | # | Reply

    not my luminescence! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  6. Mirdan
    Mirdan
    January 26, 2011, 7:16 pm | # | Reply

    panel 2 is just BRILLIANCE, though the whole thing is amazing.

    also, i hope bug doesn't take the reverse of panel 3 (no beer? rubbing alcohol! only please don't)

  7. ...
    ...
    January 26, 2011, 7:27 pm | # | Reply

    Chemicals in certain shampoo can go bad over time and change form leading to a chemical that can act as an irritant for certain people with sensitive skin.

  8. ROFLsaucecopternot
    ROFLsaucecopternot
    January 26, 2011, 7:29 pm | # | Reply

    Shit, shampoo expires? o.O

  9. laalaa99stl
    laalaa99stl
    January 26, 2011, 7:30 pm | # | Reply

    might have been ever so slightly funnier if the suds were on just the 2 antenna

  10. Raven
    Raven
    January 26, 2011, 8:06 pm | # | Reply

    I didn't even know shampoo had an expiry date.

  11. pushpak
    pushpak
    January 26, 2011, 10:05 pm | # | Reply

    funny one i only stay away from expired pills others aren't that dangerous.

  12. DeltaOne
    DeltaOne
    January 26, 2011, 10:12 pm | # | Reply

    That decides it. Today's word of the day is EGADS!

  13. Law
    Law
    January 26, 2011, 11:10 pm | # | Reply

    EGADS!

    • Maoman
      Maoman
      January 29, 2011, 3:20 pm | # | Reply

      EGADS!

  14. Rodent
    Rodent
    January 26, 2011, 11:53 pm | # | Reply

    Awesome comic! Every panel in every episode have it's point and make me laugh! I started listing archives few days ago, and now I am sad because it's over. 🙁

    Well… now I have to be satisfied with one new per day… Continue this awesome work please!

  15. Panthera
    Panthera
    January 27, 2011, 12:56 am | # | Reply

    This is certainly the best comic I have ever found on the web. Kudos of you Huber. I have just finished going through the archive and found nary a dull moment.

    Your comical style somehow reminds me of the Calvin and Hobbes comics, though I mean this as a great compliment. Keep up the good work. Believe me, it is appreciated.

    • Maoman
      Maoman
      January 29, 2011, 3:21 pm | # | Reply

      O_o I never realized that, but it's so true! All he needs is a wagon and some philosophical questions!

  16. Turbo Sloth
    Turbo Sloth
    January 27, 2011, 1:24 am | # | Reply

    Peanut butter doesn't expire. Put that in your hair instead.

    • Rodent
      Rodent
      January 27, 2011, 1:51 am | # | Reply

      Strong alcoholic drinks doesn't too! 😀

  17. dofain
    dofain
    January 27, 2011, 2:14 am | # | Reply

    Luminescent? Is that a "hair-glow-in-the-dark" shampoo?

  18. Jake the Evil Hare
    Jake the Evil Hare
    January 27, 2011, 2:23 am | # | Reply

    Hmm… this explains a lot of my life.

  19. DarthCalvin
    DarthCalvin
    January 27, 2011, 2:33 am | # | Reply

    LOL! Expiring Shampoo, lack of Beer, non-responsive Poison Control….if it weren't for bad luck, Bug would have no luck at all… ROTFL!

  20. BugFan
    BugFan
    January 27, 2011, 2:40 am | # | Reply

    /__/

    |0_o|

    Shampoo expires guess i should check the 5 year old bottle in the bathroom

    • Iforwhat
      Iforwhat
      December 19, 2011, 4:20 pm | # | Reply

      Is…. That…..BUG! I love you now.

  21. balderduck
    balderduck
    January 27, 2011, 2:56 am | # | Reply

    I drank a 2 lt bottle of expired shampoo last night and my hair are just as luminous as they've ever been! You lied to me mister internet! You and your green lying hands reaching out of the screen to touch me!

  22. Jared
    Jared
    January 27, 2011, 3:12 am | # | Reply

    I want to have a conversation with someone where they refer to my hair as luminescent. I'm going to start complimenting people on that attribute of their hair.

  23. fgfvjhvjh
    fgfvjhvjh
    January 27, 2011, 4:06 am | # | Reply

    lol I can't believe you called poison control…

  24. Arigatex
    Arigatex
    January 27, 2011, 4:31 am | # | Reply

    Well, today I learned I might have used expired shampoo all my life =/

  25. seattleseth
    seattleseth
    January 27, 2011, 4:43 am | # | Reply

    I didn't even realize bugs had hair! 😉

  26. Shambo
    Shambo
    January 27, 2011, 5:12 am | # | Reply

    Okay, you put up flashing ads and I re-enable adblocker.

    I almost had a seizure over here.

    Keep up the good work BTW. This is one of my favorite dailies.

  27. Infirnex
    Infirnex
    January 27, 2011, 5:22 am | # | Reply

    I got here through Cyanide and Happiness, and personally these comics are FAR better than it! I am half way through the Archive and I just can't stop laughing!

  28. shiggityswaa
    shiggityswaa
    January 27, 2011, 5:35 am | # | Reply

    *little did we know but later on that day all of his hair fell out*

  29. Boobiliciuos
    Boobiliciuos
    January 27, 2011, 5:56 am | # | Reply

    The funny thing is, bug does'nt even have any hair? 😛

  30. MYichao
    MYichao
    January 27, 2011, 8:52 am | # | Reply

    Love it. This comic always rocks. Workin' my way through the archives now!

  31. Jedi Clampett
    Jedi Clampett
    January 27, 2011, 11:50 am | # | Reply

    Boycott Shampoo! Demand the real Poo!

    • LadyNightArrow
      LadyNightArrow
      January 28, 2011, 2:36 am | # | Reply

      /facepalm

      • Maoman
        Maoman
        January 29, 2011, 3:23 pm | # | Reply

        Your picture, madam, is perfect (for that response).

  32. DisturbingEcho
    DisturbingEcho
    January 27, 2011, 1:34 pm | # | Reply

    I love your comics got linked here through SMBC.
    http://www.smbc-comics.com/

  33. blehbleh
    blehbleh
    January 27, 2011, 3:00 pm | # | Reply

    well i guess you dont have to worry too much about shampoo expiring if you take a shower more often than twice a month

  34. themonsterloligon
    themonsterloligon
    January 28, 2011, 2:28 am | # | Reply

    This reminded me: my dental hygenist once told me that she had some toothpaste that went bad once. She says it gets nasty and slimy.

    Excellent comic as usual. I have sacrificed much of my crackberry's battery to this comic, and it's always worth it.

  35. amin
    amin
    January 28, 2011, 8:12 am | # | Reply

    the one with the towel is awesome. curious about see him without… i think it'd be like in every other panels

  36. Boothemonster
    Boothemonster
    April 15, 2012, 10:05 pm | # | Reply

    egads! shave it off and wear a wig.

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