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No, That’s a Moon

No, That’s a Moon

by Adam on April 23, 2015 at 12:00 am
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  1. dragon352
    dragon352
    April 23, 2015, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    O.o
    ultimate …I out of idea here…..first?

  2. Craig L
    Craig L
    April 23, 2015, 1:44 am | # | Reply

    Well, now we know the real reason the Rebels targeted the exhaust vent.

    • qka
      qka
      April 23, 2015, 1:33 pm | # | Reply

      +∞

  3. Parrius
    Parrius
    April 23, 2015, 1:47 am | # | Reply

    “Don’t try to frighten us with your sorceror’s ways, Lord Vapor. Your sad devotion to that ancient Jedi religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen datatapes, or given you enough clairvoyance to find the Rebels’ hidden fortre-*gasp* what is that *choke* smell?”

    • Parrius
      Parrius
      April 23, 2015, 2:07 am | # | Reply

      “Don’t try to frighten us with your sorceror’s ways, Lord Vapor. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen datatapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels’ hidden fortre-*gasp* what is that *choke* smell?”

      There. Had to fix it.

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        April 23, 2015, 11:24 am | # | Reply

        Don’t be too proud of this aromatic terror you have constructed.
        The ability to empty a room pales in comparison… to my ass.

        *breathes through gas mask*

        • Adam
          Adam
          April 23, 2015, 1:36 pm | # | Reply

          Yep. I love you guys.

          • Mahnarch
            Mahnarch
            April 24, 2015, 11:18 am | #

            The Emperor does not share your colonary appraisal of the situation.

  4. Thorbjørn
    Thorbjørn
    April 23, 2015, 1:55 am | # | Reply

    Emptying your innards reduces the fart-production.

    ‘You’re our only hope, oh BM Ejection!’

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      April 23, 2015, 11:35 am | # | Reply

      “You are going with me to Alderaan. You will learn the ways of the farts.

  5. Moe
    Moe
    April 23, 2015, 3:39 am | # | Reply

    Is that the reason Han Solo always flew with Chewbacca – so he could blame it on the wookie?

    • Flex0r
      Flex0r
      April 23, 2015, 6:06 am | # | Reply

      “I’d blame it all on the wookie, the wookie, so I can take that cookie”

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      April 23, 2015, 11:30 am | # | Reply

      I need to put a comment here so that mine and Flavios’ avatars are looking at each other.

    • qka
      qka
      April 23, 2015, 1:36 pm | # | Reply

      One should always let the wookie win. Using that logic, it would not be wise to blame the wookie for your farts. Unless, of course, the wookie either 1) smells worse than that, or 2) can’t smell your farts and thus has no idea what those around him are taking about.

  6. Flávio
    Flávio
    April 23, 2015, 3:58 am | # | Reply

    It’s the toner! In the office I have a printer next to me and this happens sometimes.

  7. Michael Corley
    Michael Corley
    April 23, 2015, 5:41 am | # | Reply

    Lie fighters would make an excellent t shirt.

  8. Pink Floyd
    Pink Floyd
    April 23, 2015, 6:52 am | # | Reply

    Proton is a TREK reference!
    …and you call yourself a nerd…harrumph!
    HARRUMPH I SAYS!!

    • Adam
      Adam
      April 23, 2015, 7:49 am | # | Reply

      No. Star Wars uses proton torpedoes. As in: “The shaft is ray-shielded, so you’ll have to use proton torpedoes.”

      Star Trek uses photon torpedoes. As in: “Eat photon torpedoes, you Klingon sum’bitch!”

      Counter-harrumph!

      • Fiaro
        Fiaro
        April 23, 2015, 10:58 am | # | Reply

        ROFL I love my fellow nerds! XD

      • TheRedwolf
        TheRedwolf
        April 23, 2015, 1:13 pm | # | Reply

        Adam, you are truly a great hero, thank you for being correct about this.

        • Adam
          Adam
          April 23, 2015, 1:32 pm | # | Reply

          Hey, I know my fictional torpedoes.

  9. Deen
    Deen
    April 23, 2015, 9:10 am | # | Reply

    So much wonderful stuff here. From the title to the expressions to the mini TIE fighter for Darth Vapor… I’m dying from the awesomeness.

    • Adam
      Adam
      April 23, 2015, 1:38 pm | # | Reply

      I was hoping you guys would get the title!

  10. CorvusC
    CorvusC
    April 23, 2015, 12:17 pm | # | Reply

    Adam, I’ve been reading your comic since its early stages and you have yet failed to deliver. The star wars puns? Pure gold and aptly relevant considering a certain trailer. 😀

    In short; you’re awesome.

    • Adam
      Adam
      April 23, 2015, 1:34 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks! Yeah, with Episode VII on the way it’s gonna be hard NOT making more Star Wars-related jokes.

  11. Roger
    Roger
    April 23, 2015, 1:37 pm | # | Reply

    http://faveable.com/detail/1812/shreddies-underwear might help 🙂

  12. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    April 24, 2015, 10:42 am | # | Reply

    OK, I’ll go there… Giant Gas Planet… ENDor orbited by the MOON also known as ENDor!

    Endor (also known as the Forest Moon of Endor and the Sanctuary Moon) was a small forested moon orbiting the gas giant planet of Endor.

  13. Mahnarch
    Mahnarch
    April 24, 2015, 11:35 am | # | Reply

    (I just though of a new one)

    *after eating burritos for lunch*

    Vader: “I sense something… a presence I haven’t felt since…” *leaves quickly*

    Co-worker: *snif* “OH GOD!”

  14. Crabbie1
    Crabbie1
    January 10, 2018, 1:53 pm | # | Reply

    ohgodohgodohgod–too much ROFLwin in the comic itself and the comments!
    XD
    <3 <3 <3

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