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No Twin Scenario

No Twin Scenario

by Adam on June 20, 2012 at 12:00 am
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  1. Faytl
    Faytl
    June 20, 2012, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    XD, awesome as usual. Also, my first first comment!

    • Jep
      Jep
      June 20, 2012, 12:33 am | # | Reply

      Nobody here cares about ‘first’.

      • J-J
        J-J
        June 28, 2012, 7:34 am | # | Reply

        You should do something about your inability to understand simple sentences.

        • r0b3rt
          r0b3rt
          November 30, 2012, 11:55 am | # | Reply

          Perhaps you should read it again.

    • Strandvasker
      Strandvasker
      June 20, 2012, 1:10 am | # | Reply

      Welcome aboard Faytl. Panel 2 makes me wonder if I ate my twin, because I was a solo birth weighing in at 8 pounds and a bit..

      Actually I wonder if every pregnancy starts out with 8-10 babies and whether we end up coming out solo or as twins or triplets depends on how fast we chew through our siblings? 😉

      • JiaBug
        JiaBug
        June 20, 2012, 11:05 am | # | Reply

        Fetal Hunger Games, anyone?

        • Faytl
          Faytl
          June 21, 2012, 12:03 am | # | Reply

          Words cannot describe the epicness of this comment right here. *points to Jia*

      • Nick
        Nick
        July 24, 2012, 12:30 pm | # | Reply

        I must have been a set of triplets originally – I came out at 10lbs, 7oz. I was one fat-ass baby.

      • Justtoreply
        Justtoreply
        February 26, 2015, 12:16 pm | # | Reply

        No. Twins can only form under specific conditions. Fraternal twins are when two sperms merge with two eggs, and identical twins are when one sperm merges with one egg and then the egg/sperm combination splits, forming two genetically identical embryos.

        • Lokyar
          Lokyar
          January 10, 2016, 11:29 pm | # | Reply

          Sooo…. we are conceived with our identical twins pre eaten and then he forces his way out? Cool!

  2. DeamoniC
    DeamoniC
    June 20, 2012, 1:12 am | # | Reply

    I’m pretty sure I just killed my twin…
    Second and last pannel made me LoL.

  3. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    June 20, 2012, 1:21 am | # | Reply

    It has been a long time since I visit this webcomic.

    But when I read “Fetus Thunderdome” I know you never lost your touch. Thanks for the good laugh.

    Now it’s time for archive binge!

  4. Roges
    Roges
    June 20, 2012, 3:03 am | # | Reply

    Long time lurker, first time poster: The logic in the 3rd panel seems off in reference to the first. I feel that it should be, “If you _don’t_ keep your mouth shut” but then that does not flow as well. (If she does keep her mouth shut about twins then how is anyone going to know she will need two of each thing?)

    • Laura
      Laura
      June 20, 2012, 7:52 am | # | Reply

      Or just change “will get” to “won’t get”

    • Deen
      Deen
      June 20, 2012, 9:24 am | # | Reply

      I think it means that if you don’t tell folks that one of the twins has absorbed/eaten/won-the-Thunderdome challenge, then you’ll get twice as many presents.

      I was thrown off a bit too (because of the way that the first panel begins), but when I read panel 4 I realized what was meant by #3.

      • Codric
        Codric
        June 20, 2012, 11:16 am | # | Reply

        Ah, thank you, Deen! Now I get the third Panel!

        But the comic is great, anyways. ^^

  5. brony
    brony
    June 20, 2012, 3:03 am | # | Reply

    Princess Luna: The fun has been doubled!!

  6. Roges
    Roges
    June 20, 2012, 3:06 am | # | Reply

    … obviously she is, keeping quiet about the fratricide, but we started out with her telling everyone.

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 20, 2012, 7:43 am | # | Reply

      Agreed. It’s a little clunky. Probably could of left out the “keep your mouth shut” line all together.

    • billydaking
      billydaking
      June 20, 2012, 8:05 pm | # | Reply

      She told everyone she was having twins. Because she keeps quiet about the fratricide, everybody still thinks she’s having twins. So she gets twice as many baby shower gifts–one for each baby, including the now-absorbed one that no longer exists.

      Makes perfect sense to me.

  7. Leslee Beldotti
    Leslee Beldotti
    June 20, 2012, 8:46 am | # | Reply

    I never imagined that I would be reading a cartoon about chimerism, let alone laughing at it!

  8. Jeff
    Jeff
    June 20, 2012, 9:05 am | # | Reply

    Fetus Thunderdome may be one of the best lines EVER! I can see a book series written by Stephanie Mayer…oh, nevermind. It would be full of whiny, shiny teenagers and she’d ruin it.
    Fetus Thunderdome is genius, dude!

  9. Echo
    Echo
    June 20, 2012, 9:26 am | # | Reply

    “There Can Be Only ONE”

    • Kelsarian
      Kelsarian
      June 20, 2012, 6:53 pm | # | Reply

      I love it

  10. Rhea
    Rhea
    June 20, 2012, 10:54 am | # | Reply

    I wonder how it feels to have some weird tissue in your body and be told it was a twin you’d absorbed…. It does happen.

  11. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    June 20, 2012, 12:05 pm | # | Reply

    Cannibal craddle is so metal

    • JT
      JT
      June 20, 2012, 3:01 pm | # | Reply

      Sounds like a good name for a thrash metal band.

      • wetcorps
        wetcorps
        June 21, 2012, 2:03 am | # | Reply

        Foetus Thunderdome FTW !

      • MrSnow
        MrSnow
        July 18, 2012, 1:30 pm | # | Reply

        its cannibal corpses next album >,<

  12. thorgold
    thorgold
    June 20, 2012, 4:23 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t know about this strip. Sure, I can see the humor, but there’s a disconerting feeling of “Dude, not funny” that isn’t really balanced out by the humor. Is it just me on this?

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      June 20, 2012, 4:57 pm | # | Reply

      Oh lighten up, you realize that Bug comic used to use these kind of jokes and you complained now?

      If you really want comic that won’t offend everyone go back reading Garfield.

      • thorgold
        thorgold
        June 21, 2012, 8:16 am | # | Reply

        Yes, I realize this humor is used often, and I’d like to restate that I’m not the one offended – it’s just that I thought that this one’s “funny:edgy” ratio was cutting it a tad close.

        And Garfield? Dear Lord, man, I expressed distate, not murder! That’s a fate worse than death!

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 20, 2012, 7:08 pm | # | Reply

      Don’t fret. Tomorrow’s strip is about bananas.

  13. Kotsuso
    Kotsuso
    June 20, 2012, 5:16 pm | # | Reply

    Laughed my bum off at the second panel! XD
    Leave it to Glasses-Bug to be casually blunt about the situation.

  14. Karine1976
    Karine1976
    June 20, 2012, 7:32 pm | # | Reply

    “Fetus Thunderdome” sounds like the name of the next pro-life operation…

    • Bearfoot
      Bearfoot
      August 9, 2012, 10:59 pm | # | Reply

      Or a great name for a punk band.

  15. Snark Shark
    Snark Shark
    November 25, 2012, 5:58 am | # | Reply

    BWA-HA-HA!!!

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