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Not the Smartest Artist

Not the Smartest Artist

by Adam on July 15, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (26) ¬

  1. 432
    432
    July 15, 2011, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Win Adam! Win!

  2. Western Aussie
    Western Aussie
    July 15, 2011, 12:30 am | # | Reply

    Nice ending to the week mate!!

  3. LoveTheBadGuy
    LoveTheBadGuy
    July 15, 2011, 12:32 am | # | Reply

    Haha! I like Fat Business Bug. 🙂

    Great week of laughs, Adam!

    • euphgeek
      euphgeek
      July 15, 2011, 9:08 am | # | Reply

      Pointy-Haired Bug!

      Or is that too close to a copyright violation?

  4. Raven
    Raven
    July 15, 2011, 12:57 am | # | Reply

    Met a guy begging for money. He told me he was an artist and needed money for supplies. I asked him why he didn’t get a job. He said it would take away “muse time” from his art. When I asked him why he didn’t sell his art, he said real artists didn’t sell their art.

    • 432
      432
      July 15, 2011, 2:32 am | # | Reply

      I think I know that guy too.

  5. Daoloth
    Daoloth
    July 15, 2011, 3:13 am | # | Reply

    One of the things I love about this is that each panel is a punchline–you are the densest webcomic out there. And that’s a good thing.

  6. Thejs
    Thejs
    July 15, 2011, 4:44 am | # | Reply

    Fat Cat bug is cool, reminds me of Kingpin from Spiderman.

  7. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    July 15, 2011, 5:18 am | # | Reply

    To be successful, an artist needs an Artist’s Statement:
    youtube.com/watch?v=3v8DbLWAXvU

  8. Jackal
    Jackal
    July 15, 2011, 8:17 am | # | Reply

    Decoupage or decompose!!!

  9. Computer Matthew
    Computer Matthew
    July 15, 2011, 8:57 am | # | Reply

    I’ve always assumed that’s how life worked.

  10. Saumya
    Saumya
    July 15, 2011, 3:26 pm | # | Reply

    Poverty, check. Avant garde fashion sense, check. Prune pop-tarts level of angst, check. Complete inability to do anything. Check.

    Didn’t know I had it in me but looks like I’m a true artist. Would bring out the champagne except for the poverty and how it cramps my anguished style.

  11. Computer Matthew
    Computer Matthew
    July 15, 2011, 4:40 pm | # | Reply

    How bad off do I have to be to be a webcartoonist ?

    • Baughbe
      Baughbe
      July 15, 2011, 8:17 pm | # | Reply

      You really, REALLY don’t want to know.

  12. turquoisecow
    turquoisecow
    July 15, 2011, 6:20 pm | # | Reply

    I’ve made many a “does this pen have any ink” drawings myself. Too bad they’re not marketable. 🙁

  13. wickedsparkle
    wickedsparkle
    July 15, 2011, 6:21 pm | # | Reply

    so thats what I’ve being doing wrong-actually working!

    I love bug so much 🙂

  14. GuesssWho
    GuesssWho
    July 15, 2011, 7:00 pm | # | Reply

    It’s not that we can’t do other things. We just find them too soul-crushing.

    • 432
      432
      July 15, 2011, 8:07 pm | # | Reply

      Having ones soul crushed allows for a new level of freedom; freedoms from expectation as well as the ability to not care what other people think. Who sets the standard for happiness anyhow? Is it all supposed to be good? How can we know good without knowing what bad is? I always feel more alive during adverse situations or is that just a cop-out? Hum, who cares I was there when I was born and I will be there when I die. I plan to sell a lot of art in between too. ;-}

      • GuesssWho
        GuesssWho
        July 16, 2011, 3:55 am | # | Reply

        Look, we’re making art now!

        • 432
          432
          July 16, 2011, 9:05 am | # | Reply

          🙂

  15. irishprincessalc
    irishprincessalc
    July 15, 2011, 11:15 pm | # | Reply

    Wow I’m the total package! According to the rest of the world I have no skills… So I must be an artist!

  16. Qwert
    Qwert
    July 16, 2011, 1:21 am | # | Reply

    Adam, I was introduced to your comic through cyanide and happiness, but as I read your work starting from strip number one, i found that every strip you’ve made is a treasure, and the daily comics are like gifts I look forward to enjoying each morning. I’m glad I was introduced to such a unique and original comic strip, keep up the great work!

    • Adam
      Adam
      July 16, 2011, 10:05 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks a lot!

  17. Anon
    Anon
    July 31, 2011, 9:29 pm | # | Reply

    Learned a new word: decoupage

  18. KuntRipper
    KuntRipper
    January 9, 2012, 11:26 am | # | Reply

    Decoupage or Decease

  19. That Sick Bastard Around The Corner Store
    That Sick Bastard Around The Corner Store
    August 20, 2013, 8:00 pm | # | Reply

    Decoupage or Decimate?

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