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Ocean Messages

Ocean Messages

by Adam on March 31, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (21) ¬

  1. KateMonster
    KateMonster
    March 30, 2010, 8:42 pm | # | Reply

    I just found your site and read through the entire archives today, and I love it! I tried to become a fan on facebook, but you don't seem to have a page 🙁

    • Adam
      Adam
      March 31, 2010, 2:33 am | # | Reply

      Thanks for the compliment!

      I am planning on creating a Facebook page for Bug in the near future.

      • Minuteman
        Minuteman
        April 1, 2010, 9:29 am | # | Reply

        Adam that would be great keep us posted

      • Canadian Nerd
        Canadian Nerd
        May 26, 2011, 10:28 am | # | Reply

        Hi Adam. Any closer to getting that Facebook page for Bug? I’m sure you’d instantly get tons of ‘likes’.

  2. Captain Scratchy
    Captain Scratchy
    March 30, 2010, 8:58 pm | # | Reply

    I probably wouldn't have made a rescue attempt, because of the whole peeing thing.

  3. Spooks
    Spooks
    March 31, 2010, 2:25 am | # | Reply

    The first panel is why I don't go to public swimming pools anymore.

  4. Rightnut13
    Rightnut13
    March 31, 2010, 3:41 am | # | Reply

    Just discovered this sight and read through all your comics in one sitting. You made Iraq not suck for a day. Keep up the good work.

    • Adam
      Adam
      March 31, 2010, 3:43 am | # | Reply

      Dude, you made my day!

    • MrsComer
      MrsComer
      January 10, 2011, 8:41 am | # | Reply

      Thanks for your service, whether for my country or any, You are greatly appreciated.

  5. Beti
    Beti
    May 10, 2010, 3:21 am | # | Reply

    @Rightnut13 – Thank you for your service!

    @Adam – Thank you for a great webcomic. Where I am doesn't suck but you made it better nonetheless!

    • Freakazoid
      Freakazoid
      May 18, 2010, 8:08 pm | # | Reply

      What makes you think he's doing you/your country any services?

      • falco
        falco
        July 3, 2010, 5:05 pm | # | Reply

        Hah

  6. grapple
    grapple
    August 10, 2010, 9:01 am | # | Reply

    actually, urine is completely sterile. For some reason, it's still considered gross, though. (just because it exits your body does not make it filthy).

    • Yes
      Yes
      February 25, 2019, 5:07 am | # | Reply

      on the contrary,the urethra contains bacteria

  7. Goeber
    Goeber
    November 13, 2010, 7:32 pm | # | Reply

    hehe! 🙂

  8. NeonF1sh
    NeonF1sh
    January 21, 2011, 4:57 pm | # | Reply

    @grapple:

    Yeah, and having a monthly period is considered to be a "miracle" by some.

    But it's still not something you should be flaunting around.

  9. Anonymous.
    Anonymous.
    January 22, 2011, 11:22 am | # | Reply

    @grapple:

    Urine smells. That's why people don't like it.

    Plus, it is completely devoid of anything that could be good for you. That also contributes to do "omg that's disgusting" feeling.

    And it's sticky.

    And it comes out of our private parts, which some people don't wash :X

    I could keep going, but you are all probably vomiting right now.

    Which is also disgusting.

    Because that also smells.

    And is sticky.

    And comes out our mouths, which some people do not wash.

    And…

    • Yes
      Yes
      February 25, 2019, 5:08 am | # | Reply

      vomit and urinate in a blender and serve to your enemies

  10. isthatSO
    isthatSO
    June 30, 2011, 7:42 am | # | Reply

    Adam, your comic is my treat for the day. 🙂
    I love it.

  11. Izzie
    Izzie
    September 15, 2013, 7:01 pm | # | Reply

    2 is also for “freshly born out of the deep blue”… Hope you know what I mean…

  12. enchantedbrick
    enchantedbrick
    July 17, 2014, 11:25 am | # | Reply

    The ocean is an over glorified toilet. Think about it. All of the animals in the ocean use it to eliminate their waste by-products. Then all the oil spills, which a friend told me about all the leaking oil wells that release more oil than all the spills combined. After all that, I stopped eating seafood. I only eat land animals and plants.

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