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Office Odors

Office Odors

by Adam on August 12, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. AGuy
    AGuy
    August 11, 2010, 6:50 pm | # | Reply

    1st, no comment on this one, but funny.

  2. A
    A
    August 11, 2010, 6:53 pm | # | Reply

    Hey! That's my talking goat!

  3. Jazz
    Jazz
    August 11, 2010, 7:05 pm | # | Reply

    That goat best be appearing in more panels.

    • The Dukenator
      The Dukenator
      August 11, 2010, 7:25 pm | # | Reply

      There is an Adam Sandler skit featuring a talking goat on 2 of his albums.

      • Ahura Mazda
        Ahura Mazda
        December 25, 2010, 1:26 pm | # | Reply

        Except, unlike Adam Sandler, this goat is funny.<i />

  4. Garrett Williams
    Garrett Williams
    August 11, 2010, 7:54 pm | # | Reply

    Is that a tiny goat or a really huge bug?

    I think this is the first time a non-bug creature has been in the comic. It's weird seeing the goat in there(looks like a different style), although seeing other species in the comic is definitely good.

    • WAFFLES?!?!?!?!
      WAFFLES?!?!?!?!
      August 12, 2010, 12:54 am | # | Reply

      Then you must not remember NAZI PEDOPHILE GHIDRA!!!!!!

    • Jam
      Jam
      August 12, 2010, 1:19 am | # | Reply

      Ah, I thought it was the first non-bug critter I'd seen in these comics too. If both of us noticed it's probably true! 😀

      Odd that the first thing in bug comics to be other than a bug would be a goat…

      • Maoman
        Maoman
        August 12, 2010, 1:30 am | # | Reply

        It's because they both like the blue on the back of stamps. Which makes me think… do they all LOVE licking stamps and envelopes in bugworld? Is it like that old movie "The Borrowers" where they have whole worlds inside of walls and under floors? Or do they have their own entire world where there aren't even humans at all? Maybe this is billions of years in the future, when roaches become the dominant species on this earth (since they can survive anything)….

        I'm gonna stop now. WAY over-analyzing this.

    • karine
      karine
      August 12, 2010, 6:05 am | # | Reply

      You need to go back in the archives, there was a strip about cat's daily schedule.

      • LizzieBug
        LizzieBug
        August 14, 2010, 7:07 pm | # | Reply

        exactly!

    • AGuy
      AGuy
      August 12, 2010, 7:34 am | # | Reply

      Nazi Pedophile Ghidora was the first one to appear that wasn't a bug. It's in the one where he considers joining the army if they changed a few things.

    • jschniguy
      jschniguy
      August 15, 2010, 5:15 am | # | Reply

      your forgetting roger and roger 2 from the castaway comics, and nazi-pedophile gihdorah (sorry for my spelling)

  5. dodoman1
    dodoman1
    August 11, 2010, 8:48 pm | # | Reply

    Garrett Williams: No, there have been aliens and monkeys as well. There may have been more.

    The talking goat panel is the funniest.

  6. drJadran
    drJadran
    August 11, 2010, 9:46 pm | # | Reply

    The goat rocks! And I KNEW that the Nerdbug has bad breath!!!

  7. Dilini
    Dilini
    August 11, 2010, 10:11 pm | # | Reply

    Goodness! And here I was thinking you could only draw quizzical looking cockroaches!! I approve of goats. The perfect office peons.

  8. Thespian
    Thespian
    August 11, 2010, 11:19 pm | # | Reply

    Curse you, Nerdbug. Curse you!

    Ooh, you have to make nerdbug and bug mortal enemies like Jerry and Newman in Seinfeld 😀

    "Hello, Bug."

    "Hello…. Nerdbug…"

  9. PJ Grogan
    PJ Grogan
    August 12, 2010, 2:04 am | # | Reply

    You can add that to your portfolio…

    "What can you draw Mr. Huber?"

    "Bugs…check. Goats…check."

    Great goat btw.

    • Hagar
      Hagar
      August 12, 2010, 4:18 am | # | Reply

      Has no one seen his Earth vs. Pluto comic? He Can draw humans and aliens and everything!!
      http://www.earthvspluto.com/?p=20

  10. Andrechi
    Andrechi
    August 12, 2010, 2:07 am | # | Reply

    I hate coffee breath D:

  11. Stranger
    Stranger
    August 12, 2010, 3:00 am | # | Reply

    XD Coffee breath, microwave dinner, and aftershave. Three unregistered lethal weapons, in the professional idiots hands.

  12. Brian
    Brian
    August 12, 2010, 3:49 am | # | Reply

    Not to mention the coworker who's sitting at his desk, catching the stale whiff of a fart and thinking, "Oh, gods, that was me, wasn't it? I think it was me. Maybe no one noticed … "

  13. Mandy
    Mandy
    August 12, 2010, 4:02 am | # | Reply

    So true. Also, the coworker who causes a quarter of the building to be unusable for quite a while after he uses the bathroom.

  14. slxpluvs
    slxpluvs
    August 12, 2010, 4:17 am | # | Reply

    Not to be a Donny Downer, but when I lost my sense of smell I retained the "danger smells." These are things like poop, burning flesh, and the most intense rot you can imagine. The cologne would have smelled like it was rancid, the goat would smell like poop and burning flesh, the meal would smell like rot and poop, and Nerdbug's breath would be freshened only slightly.

    • Kodiak
      Kodiak
      August 12, 2010, 4:56 am | # | Reply

      Dang!

  15. Twiggles
    Twiggles
    August 12, 2010, 7:47 am | # | Reply

    Very funny, but I'm surprised there's no appearance of the smell of an office worker in a cheap polyester suit at the end of a working day. Coffee breath is peanuts beside that. Or so I hope *checks his breath*

  16. dgriff13
    dgriff13
    August 12, 2010, 10:43 am | # | Reply

    okay, the goat floored me. :0D

  17. marsta
    marsta
    August 12, 2010, 3:46 pm | # | Reply

    Okay. I have to admit it. I love that goat. He's pretty awesome.

  18. Shambo
    Shambo
    November 22, 2010, 4:44 am | # | Reply

    My co-workers love to nuke their fish asshole sandwiches a couple times a week.

  19. HesteHest
    HesteHest
    January 17, 2011, 10:28 am | # | Reply

    office odors are way better than bus breath. Having to take public transportation every once in a while, I can tell you that nothing is worse than a bus load of people that didn't bother too vigorously with personal hygiene. I laugh in the face of coffee breath.

  20. Ned
    Ned
    January 27, 2011, 7:48 am | # | Reply

    Are you quite proud of that drawing of a goat? I would be.

  21. lythera
    lythera
    February 9, 2011, 12:09 pm | # | Reply

    i sooooooooooo agree with the second panel!! i hate axe! yet some freshmen decided to bathe the hallway with it at school.. >____< ugh so gross that stuff smells like sweat.. Xp

  22. Loudwhitenoise
    Loudwhitenoise
    May 24, 2011, 12:53 am | # | Reply

    The first panel is very very true. I am always going crook at the boys in my class for spraying deoderant in the middle of the hallway. *cough choke*

    Asthma sucks.

  23. MikeB
    MikeB
    June 18, 2011, 6:59 pm | # | Reply

    Yeah, it’s the “splash on water, bathe in cologne” people that get me. Asthma DOES suck…

  24. swchilly
    swchilly
    August 31, 2011, 10:48 am | # | Reply

    Speaking of odors… Damn, I forgot deoderant this morning

  25. Knightly Service
    Knightly Service
    January 16, 2014, 11:06 pm | # | Reply

    I like a lot of the jokes in this strip, especially the last one.

  26. enchantedbrick
    enchantedbrick
    July 18, 2014, 8:58 pm | # | Reply

    The guys bathing themselves in after shave is no joke. You cannot even escape it at Walmart. I was with my boyfriend in Walmart and he was looking for deodorant and some little nasty no bathing dick ran into the isle and grab the Ax body spray and showered himself in the stuff and created an cloud of stench above the isle and probably the planet.

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