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On My Last Legs

On My Last Legs

by Adam on June 29, 2015 at 12:39 am
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  1. Kai
    Kai
    June 29, 2015, 2:05 am | # | Reply

    Clever move to imagine the guy your girlfriend will leave you for beforehand. So you’ll be perfectly fine with letting her go when the time has come…

  2. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    June 29, 2015, 6:13 am | # | Reply

    I doubt there’s enough kickboxers to go around. She might have to settle for a bicycle racer.

  3. TechyDad
    TechyDad
    June 29, 2015, 8:33 am | # | Reply

    My legs are already turning traitor. I used to be able to sit cross-legged for hours with no issue. I still can, but getting up involves wobbly feeling legs for about 5 minutes.

    And don’t even get me started on the back pain.

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to shoo some kids off my lawn. *hobbles off*

  4. Ian Osmond
    Ian Osmond
    June 29, 2015, 10:06 am | # | Reply

    EVERYBODY’S ex ends up with a Brazilian kickboxer. I’m hoping for Juliana Lima, maybe.

  5. Marquar
    Marquar
    June 29, 2015, 10:28 am | # | Reply

    Wait, I thought walking slowly and annoying the whippersnapper kids was one of the perks of getting old? Next to complaining about everything that’s what I’m looking forward to most.

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      June 29, 2015, 12:24 pm | # | Reply

      No, the best part about getting old is being able to get away with anything. “Oh, don’t mind her, she’s just old….”

      And you young folks take care of your knees and your back, because you’ll miss them when they’re gone.

      • YourWeirdUncle
        YourWeirdUncle
        June 29, 2015, 2:33 pm | # | Reply

        Oh how I miss my knees.

        Also, I’m laughing way too hard at panel two. And for some reason I’m hearing “Boooo!” in Dr. Scratchansniff’s voice.

  6. Gadzinisko
    Gadzinisko
    June 29, 2015, 12:40 pm | # | Reply

    Will you still need me, will you still feed me?… When I’m sixty four!

  7. Rena
    Rena
    July 1, 2015, 5:02 am | # | Reply

    “Dude come back, you’re my ride!”

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