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Papa’s Got a Gross Old Bag

Papa’s Got a Gross Old Bag

by Adam on October 17, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (24) ¬

  1. Drakey
    Drakey
    October 17, 2012, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    I have a request: panel two as a t-shirt.

    • wwwjam
      wwwjam
      October 17, 2012, 1:57 am | # | Reply

      I want the first panel as a shirt myself.
      I’ll even call everyone I meet a scumbag to match the shirt!

      • Jimmy
        Jimmy
        February 8, 2013, 10:51 am | # | Reply

        Better yet, a t-shirt with panel 1 on the front and panel 2 on the back!

        • 1bexstar1
          1bexstar1
          November 28, 2013, 12:00 pm | # | Reply

          The world would be a MUCH better place with that t-shirt. Definitely.

  2. Faytl
    Faytl
    October 17, 2012, 12:52 am | # | Reply

    The title is made of win

  3. ninelen
    ninelen
    October 17, 2012, 3:01 am | # | Reply

    The literal nature of the first panel made me laugh my ass off.

    I wish I could find it again…

    Ba-dum-tsh.

  4. Frankie D.
    Frankie D.
    October 17, 2012, 4:36 am | # | Reply

    Doesn’t it refer to a used condom?

    • ADHadh
      ADHadh
      October 17, 2012, 6:41 am | # | Reply

      You learn something new every day.

    • MrSnow
      MrSnow
      October 17, 2012, 2:19 pm | # | Reply

      it used to but now its just used as a word to describe a terrible foul person kinda like how bimbo used to be used as a word to describe a overly muscular man but is now used to describe an easy and loose woman

  5. Sunny
    Sunny
    October 17, 2012, 9:20 am | # | Reply

    http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/28253/origin-of-scumbag

  6. Jeff
    Jeff
    October 17, 2012, 9:37 am | # | Reply

    Actually, I think the last panel would make the best t-shirt.

    • ninelen
      ninelen
      October 17, 2012, 12:05 pm | # | Reply

      I’ll say panel 3 just so every panel is equally represented.

  7. Duke of URL
    Duke of URL
    October 17, 2012, 10:13 am | # | Reply

    Scumbag is old Navy slang for a used condom.

  8. TooBah
    TooBah
    October 17, 2012, 11:08 am | # | Reply

    Not to pick nits, but… shouldn’t the quote in the last panel be from the son?

    • Dragon
      Dragon
      October 17, 2012, 2:05 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, I agree

    • Dragon
      Dragon
      October 17, 2012, 2:06 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, I agree!

    • Amelia
      Amelia
      October 17, 2012, 4:11 pm | # | Reply

      Nah, I think the female is a classmate commenting on his lunch.

  9. Iforwhat
    Iforwhat
    October 17, 2012, 11:15 am | # | Reply

    Yep, another great comic, I’d say more but Im sleepy

  10. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    October 17, 2012, 2:22 pm | # | Reply

    lol i use that for wen i really loathe the person, also i would looooovvveeeee a bug tshirt in general like maybe one that was my size (4xtall) and just had like bug on one side of the shirt that ran from top to bottom and a qoute bubble on the other side that would be sweeeeetttt

  11. Sylvia
    Sylvia
    October 17, 2012, 2:28 pm | # | Reply

    Part of the emphasis is the connotations of uselessness and inconceivability.

  12. MortalAnonymous
    MortalAnonymous
    October 17, 2012, 11:28 pm | # | Reply

    Oo! Oo! No one probably cares, but there WAS a need for a scumbag on an episode of The Magic School Bus..! = D

  13. Evy
    Evy
    October 18, 2012, 1:50 pm | # | Reply

    I wish you would publish these in a book, or have them in the newspaper. Your comics are so hilarious, and way better than the ones I read in the newspaper.

    • Adam
      Adam
      October 18, 2012, 7:57 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks. Book one is in the works.

  14. Gregory
    Gregory
    November 2, 2012, 1:58 pm | # | Reply

    I haven’t put it in bags, but I used to put it in jars (you’re right–scientific research). We got lectured for ten minutes for not putting enough alcohol in–the whole lab smelled like rotting scum for days.

    And I would buy a few dozen Panel 3 t-shirts. I know a lot of biologists who’d get them for Christmas. 😀

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