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Pissed-tory

Pissed-tory

by Adam on January 20, 2016 at 12:10 am
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  1. Bugster
    Bugster
    January 20, 2016, 1:02 am | # | Reply

    For those of you who don’t know, Marie Curie was a French woman who helped pioneer radioactivity research (she also coined the term radioactivity). Heck, she discovered two important elements for it, polonium and radium.

    Also first

    • GuesssWho
      GuesssWho
      January 20, 2016, 2:15 am | # | Reply

      In case that wasn’t enough explanation for anyone, she was also one of the first people to die of radiation poisoning. So yeah.

    • Laz
      Laz
      January 20, 2016, 2:51 am | # | Reply

      That Lincoln guy was a famous Vampire hunter, right?

    • Greenebeard
      Greenebeard
      January 20, 2016, 3:05 am | # | Reply

      Technically she was a Polish woman, it wasn’t until she married Frenchman Pierre Curie that she became a French citizen.

      • Robin
        Robin
        January 20, 2016, 4:45 am | # | Reply

        French enough for us frenchmen to boast about her ;p

        • BV
          BV
          June 11, 2017, 7:16 am | # | Reply

          And Polish enough for Polish people to whine when she’s called French.

          Source: I’m Polish 😛

    • wetcorps
      wetcorps
      January 20, 2016, 8:01 am | # | Reply

      And she was actually burried in a lead-lined casket so she wouldn’t irradiate her graveyard mates.

      • Rena
        Rena
        January 21, 2016, 10:50 am | # | Reply

        Last thing we need is radioactive zombies.

  2. Dhim
    Dhim
    January 20, 2016, 1:59 am | # | Reply

    For those who don’t know : Hitler is the first internet troll (modern history), Abraham lincoln invented the first paper money (classic history), and Ghandi founded hinduism (old history). So that’s why the 3 together represent history.

    • Rena
      Rena
      January 21, 2016, 10:51 am | # | Reply

      I don’t think Hitler was much of an internet troll.

      • JackTheRipper
        JackTheRipper
        October 21, 2017, 6:35 pm | # | Reply

        [satire]Well, that’s just because you’re literally Hitler.[/satire]

    • Steve
      Steve
      November 2, 2017, 5:18 am | # | Reply

      Hitler was not the first internet troll, not at all. That title goes to Diogenes of Sinope, the first and greatest internet troll long before the internet was ever invented.

  3. James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    January 20, 2016, 5:55 am | # | Reply

    Actually, zombies are responsible for those history photos. We zombifybthe corpses of historical figures, take their photo, and then rebury then when they inevitably kill each other. One time, we resurrected Genghis Khan and he ran away. We found him being cheered for in the nearest renaissance fair.

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      January 20, 2016, 12:42 pm | # | Reply

      What’s this “we” stuff? Hmm?

  4. Pink Floyd
    Pink Floyd
    January 20, 2016, 7:26 am | # | Reply

    Abraham Lincoln, Gandhi, & Hitler walk into a bar …

    • YourWeirdUncle
      YourWeirdUncle
      January 20, 2016, 6:18 pm | # | Reply

      …and George R.R. Martin, Joss Whedon and Steven Moffat start writing furiously, and Lincoln, Gandhi, and Hitler all die by the second act.

  5. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    January 20, 2016, 8:20 am | # | Reply

    Gandhi bug has no antennae? Did he shave them off?

    • BugFanNo1Million
      BugFanNo1Million
      January 20, 2016, 3:03 pm | # | Reply

      Yes, he had a shaved head.

  6. Splox5
    Splox5
    January 20, 2016, 10:25 am | # | Reply

    What a coincidence; I started playing the game Civilization Revolution just the other day.

  7. Mirvanna
    Mirvanna
    January 21, 2016, 12:30 am | # | Reply

    Age of Empires was my history teacher, and I can say these three can get along just fine.

    Wololoo

  8. Bottle
    Bottle
    January 23, 2016, 9:13 pm | # | Reply

    I think, in the last panel, it should be “Set one foot..” We do not “step” a foot, we “place” or “set” it. If you “step a foot” you have moved a distance — of one foot, so you would “Step a foot into this room, and mayhem ensues.” So the difference is that the line of violence is either one foot inside the room, or at the threshold.

  9. MIRV
    MIRV
    August 29, 2017, 9:29 am | # | Reply

    fun fact: Gandhi actually wrote two letters to Hitler asking him as a friend not to do bad stuff.

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