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Predator Boned

Predator Boned

by Adam on January 5, 2016 at 12:38 am
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  1. Thorbjørn
    Thorbjørn
    January 5, 2016, 1:19 am | # | Reply

    “Wave it in the air like you just don’t care!”

  2. Ian Osmond
    Ian Osmond
    January 5, 2016, 6:28 am | # | Reply

    I read this out loud to my wife, who just LOST it.

    • Adam
      Adam
      January 5, 2016, 7:43 am | # | Reply

      Haha! Cool!

  3. Rhea
    Rhea
    January 5, 2016, 11:36 am | # | Reply

    Ah, the wonders of technology. My favorite is the auto-flushing toilet that flushes three times while I’m sitting on it.

    Love waving the target in front of the drone….

    • Ssp40
      Ssp40
      January 11, 2016, 3:24 am | # | Reply

      Oh god, those scare me so bad. I personally hate going in a public restroom to begin with, but those monstrosities make it worse.

  4. N0083rP00F
    N0083rP00F
    January 5, 2016, 2:38 pm | # | Reply

    Well the US Military kinda learned their lesson with things like torpedoes. The running gag from McHails Navy was based on truth. Torpedoes may or may not – launch – hit the target you fired at – explode when they hit the target. ie “foomp”, “brrrr, clackety, Brrrrr”, misses ship at dock and hits truck on the beach, “crunch”.

  5. J-L
    J-L
    January 5, 2016, 3:51 pm | # | Reply

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who has the problem shown in the first panel.

    • YourWeirdUncle
      YourWeirdUncle
      January 5, 2016, 7:55 pm | # | Reply

      The sink does not deem you worthy of water.

      The same thing happens to me with automatic soap dispensers. “NO SOAP FOR YOU!!!”

      • StoneMaven
        StoneMaven
        January 6, 2016, 9:46 am | # | Reply

        I hate it when sinks deny my existence…

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        January 7, 2016, 8:59 am | # | Reply

        How about those auto-paper towel dispensers?

        I’m glad those things don’t hand out the toilet paper.

        • YourWeirdUncle
          YourWeirdUncle
          January 7, 2016, 2:34 pm | # | Reply

          You mean you haven’t converted to the 3-seashell system yet?

  6. Dragon352
    Dragon352
    January 5, 2016, 7:54 pm | # | Reply

    I have had times of both the first and the last…….
    :[

    • Kai
      Kai
      January 6, 2016, 3:40 am | # | Reply

      You jiggled somebody’s tail flaps? Did you try spanking?

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