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QuasiSNOWdo

QuasiSNOWdo

by Adam on February 7, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Terence MacManus
    Terence MacManus
    February 7, 2013, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Growing up in a country that hardly has snow, my wife and I never had these childhood memories – took her to New Zealand last year for the first snow she’d ever seen in her life, and we made a snow(slush)man. It was truly, epically terrible. We were so proud!

  2. chris
    chris
    February 7, 2013, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    Great first panel! Took a minute or two to get to the second I was laughing so hard.

  3. BugFanNo1Million
    BugFanNo1Million
    February 7, 2013, 1:08 am | # | Reply

    The opposite of the snowmen in Calvin and Hobbes, really. Those were epic.

  4. Kotsuso
    Kotsuso
    February 7, 2013, 2:22 am | # | Reply

    “For just pennies a day, you can help neglected and malnourished snowmen, like Slushie here, find a caring home, far from the sun and close to a loving child. Call now.”

  5. tymime
    tymime
    February 7, 2013, 3:50 am | # | Reply

    They’re not such bad snowmen, really. All they need is a little love!

  6. B*ggled
    B*ggled
    February 7, 2013, 5:50 am | # | Reply

    *No snowmen were harmed in the making of this comic. Some children were though.

    *Five time Ultimate Snowman Contest winner denies use of artificial snow. “I only use the natural, league approved snow and organic carrots!” -Yukon Cornelius

    * (20 years later) “I ain’t training ya kid! I’m all washed up and besides, ever since I was framed by Hermey, I’ve been the laughing stock of the North Pole! You’re better off without me….” -Yukon Cornelius

  7. Armoless
    Armoless
    February 7, 2013, 6:56 am | # | Reply

    I almost spewed my morning coffee at the S/M refferance… zomgwtfbbqroflamo!

    • Random
      Random
      February 7, 2013, 7:16 am | # | Reply

      I died, plain and simply died with the reference.

      You had a loyal follower Adam. Remember us.

  8. Karine1976
    Karine1976
    February 7, 2013, 7:29 am | # | Reply

    Not Sarah McLachlan ROFLMAO!

  9. Wingspin
    Wingspin
    February 7, 2013, 7:42 am | # | Reply

    Here in the south… a half inch of snow on top of 4 inches of dead leaves makes for especially horrible snow-urchins… er snowmen.

  10. Leshka
    Leshka
    February 7, 2013, 7:47 am | # | Reply

    You got to make snowmen? In NYC, there’s snow for about 2 hours, and then it quickly turns to slush. I mean, we can make Calvin slushballs, but not much else.

  11. R. E. Hunter
    R. E. Hunter
    February 7, 2013, 8:32 am | # | Reply

    I started making snowwomen. I thought it was sexist that we only ever make snowmen.

  12. majdan
    majdan
    February 7, 2013, 8:44 am | # | Reply

    Pure gold! I’m nearly always amused by your comic, frequently laugh, and on occasion even howl with laughter. But today, when I hit the last panel I laughed for a full 5 minutes. I know for certain I’m going to break out in chuckles all day when I remember today’s strip. “In a commercial with a Sarah McLachlan song”… BRILLIANT!!!

    Excellent work. I SALUTE you, sir!!!

    • Adam
      Adam
      February 7, 2013, 10:05 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks! I was pretty happy with that last panel.

  13. Brad Fitzpatrick
    Brad Fitzpatrick
    February 7, 2013, 10:24 am | # | Reply

    Oh man, I feel your pain! Those Sarah McLachlan commercials are incredible. But I do like building snowmen 🙂

  14. Ol' Gui
    Ol' Gui
    February 7, 2013, 5:55 pm | # | Reply

    Being told to make the snowmen in the BACK yard must leave something kind of mental scar on a budding sculpter. A cold feeling inside, like a soggy knit mitten, freezing tiny fingers numb and then hurting them.

  15. Mortal Anonymous
    Mortal Anonymous
    February 7, 2013, 9:34 pm | # | Reply

    Dude! My brother and I started a tradition as kids to make “Oatmeal”s instead of “Frosty”s, because we hated Frosty, feeling like Oatmeal was some rejected alternate snowman. (If you remember the animated special, they rejected the green-hat-kid’s suggestion for the name.) We liked it, and so began annually constructing the most lumpy, misshapen snow piles we could. We even made our own complete knock-off carol, and still uphold the tradition today.

    ♪ Oooatmeal the snowman, was a lumpy pile of snow…he shoulda been first but the kids said no, and then Frosty stole his gig… ♪

  16. Jerden
    Jerden
    February 8, 2013, 3:54 pm | # | Reply

    I know how you feel. My snowmen, at least the few I’ve ever made, are always horrifically mishapen, and always seem to pick up a coating of mud and leaves as they get rolled around the garden.

  17. Echo Burning
    Echo Burning
    February 9, 2013, 1:13 am | # | Reply

    There’s a “frost bite my ass” joke somewhere in here

  18. aktnova
    aktnova
    February 13, 2013, 7:42 am | # | Reply

    Holy smeg, I’m listening to that song right now…

    • Saskfan
      Saskfan
      November 16, 2013, 9:22 pm | # | Reply

      Sarah McLachlan… Sigh; she’s such a good singer. Arnold Rimmer, not so great.

  19. tookye
    tookye
    March 1, 2013, 8:46 pm | # | Reply

    Look, it’s a frozen cloud turd!

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