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Regular As Clockwork

Regular As Clockwork

by Adam on April 6, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. CARROTS!
    CARROTS!
    April 5, 2011, 6:18 pm | # | Reply

    To-do-do lists should be the most important lists of everyone's day, you never know when you're gonna discover the next pooposaurus!

  2. Hierro
    Hierro
    April 5, 2011, 6:53 pm | # | Reply

    To-Do-Do list. Pure Gold!

    • Goeber
      Goeber
      April 6, 2011, 8:38 am | # | Reply

      Indeed! lol 😀

  3. Raven
    Raven
    April 5, 2011, 7:09 pm | # | Reply

    Wait. They're supposed to have a schedule?

  4. Beattsy
    Beattsy
    April 5, 2011, 7:31 pm | # | Reply

    gah, toilet humour……

  5. Lynne
    Lynne
    April 5, 2011, 8:04 pm | # | Reply

    I will never look at soft-serve ice cream the same way again… That line is destined to become a classic, at least in my home.

  6. Margaret
    Margaret
    April 5, 2011, 8:20 pm | # | Reply

    I just run into the bathroom before my husband. He IS my schedule maker.

  7. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    April 5, 2011, 9:01 pm | # | Reply

    Hhmmm not interested in poop but I totally agree w/ panel three, I pretty much crap at the same time everyday 😉

  8. Sarah
    Sarah
    April 5, 2011, 9:36 pm | # | Reply

    Panel 4's the shit. *cheesy grin*

  9. Some guy
    Some guy
    April 5, 2011, 10:10 pm | # | Reply

    I have lain some really great ones lately. Maybe I should start cataloging them aswell. I'm sure there must be at least one site where people share their #2 catalog.

    • Noslo
      Noslo
      April 5, 2011, 11:17 pm | # | Reply

      I'm sure there is, but I wouldn't want to go that far into the bowels of the internet. *pun sorta intended*

  10. Jeff
    Jeff
    April 5, 2011, 11:09 pm | # | Reply

    @Some Guy: For some unexplained reason…there is one. It's called "The Poop Report". I've heard of it, I've never visited the site, because…I agree with MrSnow. Never been all that interested in it. I guess it's because I'm so regular that the atomic clock in Boulder checks with me before they update it. Not a big deal. My wife, on the other hand…

    • Maoman
      Maoman
      April 6, 2011, 6:51 am | # | Reply

      RULE 34

      • Mattrix
        Mattrix
        July 29, 2011, 7:02 pm | # | Reply

        Thanks. That’s just great. Now I’ll never sleep again.

  11. Heythere
    Heythere
    April 5, 2011, 11:12 pm | # | Reply

    -twitch-

    Interesting topic. xD

  12. ShootinPutin
    ShootinPutin
    April 5, 2011, 11:16 pm | # | Reply

    I remember when I was 7, I crapped out a really big one, almost the size of my arm at that time.

    I was so proud I told everyone in my family, during dinnertime.

  13. Greyman1995
    Greyman1995
    April 5, 2011, 11:56 pm | # | Reply

    When I was 6 I swallowed one of those magnetic balls. I was shocked to see it again. But seriously, is this a hint on where you get your motivation?

  14. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    April 6, 2011, 1:28 am | # | Reply

    Bug is now blocked at my work. I thought it musta been the crotch five, but C&H, XKCD, and SMBC flow through just fine. Well I'm off to draft a memo on why accessing Bug comic is essential to my doodies. Congrats on this strange milestone. You're on the radar now!

  15. Scruffy
    Scruffy
    April 6, 2011, 3:37 am | # | Reply

    Hey this is a great comic for my birthday, thanks a bunch adam!

  16. blincoe
    blincoe
    April 6, 2011, 4:09 am | # | Reply

    To-do-do list made me laugh out loud, Adam you're a genius

  17. Dan
    Dan
    April 6, 2011, 5:28 am | # | Reply

    Just discovered Bug. Love it. Have to ask though, have you ever lived in the UK? The bio on site says you're from and in the states, but a lot of the language structure and some of the words used is stuff i'm much more used to hearing on this side of the pond than on US TV shows etc 🙂

    • Adam
      Adam
      April 6, 2011, 6:48 am | # | Reply

      No, never been to the UK, but I did grow up watching a lot of Monty Python. I do love "British humor". Big fan of Douglas Adams and Eddie Izzard. I even got my first P.G. Wodehouse book for my birthday this year.

      • History Prat
        History Prat
        April 6, 2011, 3:39 pm | # | Reply

        It is so nice to hear that you have been exposed to Wodehouse! It feels like more and more people are missing out on his fantastic satire! He's amazing, you may already know this but there is a 90's TV show called Jeeves and Wooster based on his writing starring Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie.

  18. lordgatt taurus
    lordgatt taurus
    April 6, 2011, 5:41 am | # | Reply

    God I love taking a dump. Especially when it's a big chud that slides out with nary any grogans or butt residue. Today's was a doozy. It was as thick as a mini coke can, and flushing seemed a brave proposition to say the least. Fortunately, it disappeared right at the last gurgle, even as I was reaching for the plunger. Saved by the swell. Whew.

    • seloa
      seloa
      April 6, 2011, 7:51 am | # | Reply

      I laughed (and am still laughing) so hard at this. just catching site of a small section is a hazard to my drinking ability. I just can't stop laughing. It's comments like your that make Bug so much greater to read.

      • hb6x8
        hb6x8
        April 6, 2011, 5:23 pm | # | Reply

        EEEWWW!!! God damn I wish I hadn't read that, you are both immature and that has to be the shittiest comment I've ever read!

  19. Laura
    Laura
    April 6, 2011, 6:13 am | # | Reply

    Pooposaurus…make with the soft serve….to-do-do list….this is why you are in my favorties. 😀

  20. Jim Anderson
    Jim Anderson
    April 6, 2011, 6:13 am | # | Reply

    Yikes! I didn't realize this was happening until you spelled it out. So true.

  21. Maoman
    Maoman
    April 6, 2011, 6:56 am | # | Reply

    O_O OMG I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING. Bug had a sister when he was younger… so one of three things – either she's somewhere else and never contacts her family, she died at some point, or NERD BUG is actually (or was originally) a GIRL.

    • Smooth Dawg
      Smooth Dawg
      April 6, 2011, 12:03 pm | # | Reply

      I've always interpreted each individual scenario as having entirely new characters that are simply portrayed by the image that represents them best. The neutral bug is the main character, the girl bug is usually a friend or lover, the nerd bug is usually the abusive friend or the villain, and so on. I don't think the characters are meant to be defined on a continuous storyline.

  22. seloa
    seloa
    April 6, 2011, 7:50 am | # | Reply

    lol the soft serve comment had me giggling out loud. And since we're sharing, my mom took me to the doctor when I was little cause i had such large poops. 😀

    Also, I think my brother will tell anyone willing to listen about the time I clogged both toilet in the house. He was angry for days. XD

    • MrSnow
      MrSnow
      April 6, 2011, 8:31 am | # | Reply

      Woah u just brought back memories. I as well had very unusalluy sized craps now and again wen I was a child and my parents would get pissed cuase they wouldn't go down the toilet.wen they took me to the doctor he asked me if it hurt to poop and I was like nope I just wish everybody would leave me alone about my poops :'O

  23. Matt
    Matt
    April 6, 2011, 4:38 pm | # | Reply

    In our house, we call those "Loch Ness Monsters" because the neck sticks out above the water line.

  24. MMM
    MMM
    April 6, 2011, 5:47 pm | # | Reply

    "OH CRAP"

  25. Emily
    Emily
    April 19, 2011, 3:42 pm | # | Reply

    ugh… i just read this while eating.

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