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Robot Holocaust

Robot Holocaust

by Adam on March 18, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Captain Scratchy
    Captain Scratchy
    March 17, 2010, 6:10 pm | # | Reply

    The impersonation might have worked if it weren't for the oven mitt.

  2. Dreamweaver
    Dreamweaver
    March 17, 2010, 8:28 pm | # | Reply

    LOL at the "don't care" panel.

  3. Ginge
    Ginge
    March 18, 2010, 10:05 am | # | Reply

    I had to stifle my laughter at work because of this strip. Great comic

  4. Vonda
    Vonda
    March 22, 2010, 11:06 am | # | Reply

    I am now wanting a gun that says, "P.CHEW!"

  5. Blindy
    Blindy
    March 29, 2010, 8:29 pm | # | Reply

    Oh God, Asimov must be rolling around in his grave. This comic is awsome!

  6. Chong
    Chong
    May 19, 2010, 10:51 am | # | Reply

    Actually, robots can now figure that out:
    http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=if+a+tree+fa…

    • Twisol
      Twisol
      September 18, 2010, 8:29 am | # | Reply

      I can't possibly articulate how awesome that is…

  7. Calvin
    Calvin
    August 12, 2010, 9:30 pm | # | Reply

    Tactics to use during the robot holocaust…

    Disown humanity and offer to upgrade them. (Requirement: Programming, robotics, etc.)

    Disown humanity and offer to translate information that baffles them. (Requirement: Extensive knowledge base.)

    Continue your hermitage. You never did anything wrong. (Requirement: Being a hermit.)

    Detonate hundreds of nukes mid-air. <acronym title="Electro-Magnetic Pulse">EMP</acronym> will do the rest. (Requirement: Hundreds of nukes.)

    • Sir poops a lot
      Sir poops a lot
      February 1, 2011, 2:16 pm | # | Reply

      or ctrl+alt+del

  8. Jschniguy
    Jschniguy
    September 6, 2010, 4:40 am | # | Reply

    p-chew!

  9. anonymous
    anonymous
    October 25, 2010, 12:54 pm | # | Reply

    Or, just upgrade humanity.

    DELETE DELETE DELETE

    Only thing is, then you have to watch out for your archenemies, the marauding pepper shakers….

  10. Salina
    Salina
    November 17, 2010, 4:13 am | # | Reply

    Robot holocaust.

    Its called an off switch, imo.

  11. Spencer Collins
    Spencer Collins
    December 5, 2010, 11:27 pm | # | Reply

    Hahahah, I love this one. If robots did take over the world I would be one of the idiots in panel 2 trying to beat them with logic… "Don't Care"…

    heheheheh

  12. Boo The Monster
    Boo The Monster
    January 1, 2011, 5:19 pm | # | Reply

    I LOVE YOU!

  13. Boo The Monster
    Boo The Monster
    January 1, 2011, 11:19 pm | # | Reply

    I LOVE YOU!

  14. betrippin
    betrippin
    June 8, 2011, 2:27 am | # | Reply

    Better way to fry a Robot’s brain

    “THIS. STATEMENT. IS. FALSE.”

    Also, how did a robot Lady reproduce? I mean, she doesn’t have ovaries

    • Matanui3
      Matanui3
      July 13, 2011, 1:08 am | # | Reply

      Uh, true. Yeah, I’ll go with true.

    • Iforwhat
      Iforwhat
      January 24, 2012, 12:13 pm | # | Reply

      A better one:

      The statement I’m about to make is true. The statement I had just made is false.

      It is more confusing and creates a infinity loop.

  15. Lonely
    Lonely
    August 24, 2011, 8:40 pm | # | Reply

    Great comic! The impersonation might have worked if it weren’t for the oven mitt. Thanks for sharing.

  16. Nita L. Young
    Nita L. Young
    August 25, 2011, 2:43 am | # | Reply

    Nice comic! The story and the dialogs are good! I had to stifle my laughter at work because of this strip.

  17. Passerby
    Passerby
    March 7, 2022, 8:13 am | # | Reply

    Decades ahead of his time with the 3rd panel.

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