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Rock and Roll Hoochie Ruse

Rock and Roll Hoochie Ruse

by Adam on September 9, 2014 at 12:00 am
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  1. Craig
    Craig
    September 9, 2014, 2:20 am | # | Reply

    I’m guessing the biggest problem with seeing the band “Taint” is the opening and closing acts…

    • Thorbjørn
      Thorbjørn
      September 9, 2014, 2:53 am | # | Reply

      DAmn… I was eating while I read that.

      Operative word: was

    • The Mattness
      The Mattness
      September 9, 2014, 6:03 am | # | Reply

      This is probably the best comment I’ve ever seen on the internet.

    • MJRydsFast
      MJRydsFast
      September 11, 2014, 2:55 pm | # | Reply

      You, sir, are brilliant.

  2. Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    September 9, 2014, 2:26 am | # | Reply

    Then there’s the wannabees who dress like rocker girls, but know nothing about metal music. Or rock music. Or any music. Or anything.

    • Avigayil
      Avigayil
      September 9, 2014, 4:37 pm | # | Reply

      Then there are the girls who listen to metal and rock all the time and don’t dress like rocker girls. Don’t judge a book by its cover. Hmmm. Disturbed, Sonata Arctica, VolBeat or good ol’ Van Halen. Maybe some Nazareth first…

      • Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
        Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
        September 9, 2014, 10:21 pm | # | Reply

        Agreed. I guess everyone has their own preferences.

  3. sgt.minor
    sgt.minor
    September 9, 2014, 2:52 am | # | Reply

    What’s this about German Pornography?
    I am german, what am I missing?

    • Thorbjørn
      Thorbjørn
      September 9, 2014, 7:57 am | # | Reply

      I think you can thank 1) South Park and 2) the american censorship of some forms of porn.

      Number 2 means that Germany has some fecal focused adult entertain(t)ment, that is not clean enough for the states.

      • sgt.minor
        sgt.minor
        September 10, 2014, 2:51 am | # | Reply

        Thank you very much for your explanations.
        Yes, Germany used to have it with brown stuff. But that a thousand years ago.

    • Gadzinisko
      Gadzinisko
      September 9, 2014, 8:57 am | # | Reply

      Nothing.

    • ASP
      ASP
      September 9, 2014, 1:41 pm | # | Reply

      For some reason (I don’t know why, but I guess because of what Thorbjorn said), America has decided that Germany has the second weirdest porn (behind Japan of course).

      • sgt.minor
        sgt.minor
        September 10, 2014, 2:52 am | # | Reply

        And there I thought Denmark had the weirdest stuff with animals etc!

    • Rat
      Rat
      September 9, 2014, 4:36 pm | # | Reply

      “I am german, what am I missing?”

      A sense of humor.

      ((Sorry. I’m Dutch. I had to capitalize on this. No offense. Well, maybe just a little. No, really not.))

      • sgt.minor
        sgt.minor
        September 10, 2014, 2:55 am | # | Reply

        He he he. No offense taken.
        Dutch Deutsch, not so far apart.

  4. RAAAH
    RAAAH
    September 9, 2014, 4:25 am | # | Reply

    Aw now come on! It isn’t that bad! Illegal german pornography is quite good once you come over to the dark side. *MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

  5. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    September 9, 2014, 6:54 am | # | Reply

    This comic is so full of win, I don’t know where to begin!
    Panels 1, 2, & 3…but #4 really got the best of me.
    I can tell you one thing: that is I ain’t,
    Ever going to spend much time listening to taint.
    Also: I didn’t intend for this to rhyme,
    But unconsciously it just happens sometime(s).

  6. asterisc
    asterisc
    September 9, 2014, 8:00 am | # | Reply

    this girl looks like a masculine dude… mr huber, are you opening some.. uh.. doors here for this bug character of yours?

    • SoWhy
      SoWhy
      September 9, 2014, 12:11 pm | # | Reply

      I was thinking the same thing and it bugged (heh) me. I’m weird.

      • abelardorodriguez11
        abelardorodriguez11
        September 9, 2014, 1:12 pm | # | Reply

        yup. actually panel 1 reminds of eddie, iron maiden’s mascot, who is not, at least as far as one can tell, a girl.

        This strip is very brave. kudos.

    • Garphe
      Garphe
      September 9, 2014, 4:53 pm | # | Reply

      It’s because of the shades, it makes her look like the ‘Bro’ bug.

      • asterisc
        asterisc
        September 10, 2014, 8:43 am | # | Reply

        yeah… blame it on the light….

  7. Lara
    Lara
    September 9, 2014, 8:57 am | # | Reply

    I’m a german heavy metal girl. I laughed a lot.
    But should I feel a little offended?

    I wouldn’t judge your taste of music. ;p

  8. Rebecca
    Rebecca
    September 9, 2014, 11:38 am | # | Reply

    I’m a german heavy metal girl (like Lara, Hi Lara) and I also laughed a lot. I don’t feel offended and I would sing alsong to your music 😉

    But I wonder if being a german AND a metal girl makes me even more weird than everything XD

    • Lara
      Lara
      September 10, 2014, 2:26 pm | # | Reply

      Hi rebecca.

      😀

  9. Florian
    Florian
    September 9, 2014, 2:28 pm | # | Reply

    So many Germans around here! *waves to fellow citizens*

    • diaphane
      diaphane
      October 6, 2014, 3:21 pm | # | Reply

      *waves back*

  10. Frances
    Frances
    September 9, 2014, 3:01 pm | # | Reply

    Great, now I have ‘Uptown Girl’ stuck in my head.

  11. Llama118
    Llama118
    September 9, 2014, 6:00 pm | # | Reply

    Uptown Girl is my favorite song! I actually bike through town shouting the words to it 😀

  12. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    September 9, 2014, 6:28 pm | # | Reply

    Man, the Little Mermaid. Some people asked me why I love that movie. Why not? It’s about a hot redhead wearing bikini all the time that go to land completely naked.

    So yeah. My childhood is not ruined, it’s just awesome.

  13. Karine76
    Karine76
    September 9, 2014, 6:28 pm | # | Reply

    I laughed too hard at “Taint”.

  14. tymime
    tymime
    September 10, 2014, 8:14 pm | # | Reply

    Try some of the more accessible stuff, like Twisted Sister.

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