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Rock Preparedness

Rock Preparedness

by Adam on December 15, 2009 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (24) ¬

  1. 70m
    70m
    December 15, 2009, 10:11 am | # | Reply

    The middle finger varies in it's acceptance. I was at a Disturbed show once and the lead singer bitched out the crowd for flipping the bird.

    • TSED
      TSED
      January 22, 2011, 9:09 pm | # | Reply

      That's because any mallcore band is actually made of whiny brats. Sorry to burst your bubble.

      • crocswsocks
        crocswsocks
        February 8, 2013, 8:26 pm | # | Reply

        Stuffit, hater.

  2. SirCasey
    SirCasey
    February 26, 2010, 3:13 am | # | Reply

    This one reminded me of this Girls with Slingshots comic: http://www.daniellecorsetto.com/archive.php?today…

    • Rringo Star
      Rringo Star
      April 10, 2010, 10:47 am | # | Reply

      Hahah, I always loved that one.

  3. Candee
    Candee
    March 31, 2010, 5:02 am | # | Reply

    I used to go to a lot of punk shows, and the middle finger is always acceptable, and exchanged between audience and musicians equally. I always thought it was hilarious.

  4. MPhone
    MPhone
    April 13, 2010, 3:54 pm | # | Reply

    I don't know man. Top Hat and Monocle are pretty rockin!

  5. Itsamee
    Itsamee
    April 28, 2010, 3:55 am | # | Reply

    Are you saying House can't rock?

    • crocswsocks
      crocswsocks
      February 19, 2013, 1:02 pm | # | Reply

      He can barely practice medicine.

  6. mundoinfantil
    mundoinfantil
    July 6, 2010, 8:04 pm | # | Reply

    pretty sure deaf people can totally rock. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3efht4-xNw i think you need to make a pro deaf people comic before you hear from my lawyers!

    ricardo alvarez

    ps "hear from my lawyers" was not a joke made at the expense of the hearing impaired.

    • Pink Floyd
      Pink Floyd
      March 4, 2015, 2:36 pm | # | Reply

      Your p.s. made me LOL!

  7. Anna
    Anna
    August 8, 2010, 8:04 am | # | Reply

    My brother and his friend were at a Marilyn Manson concert. The friend stuck up his hand and proceeded to signal his "ready to rock"ness. My brother looked at the hand, looked at his friend, and then back at the hand, his head shaking. He grabbed his friend's arm, tugged it down, jammed the thumb in, and stuck the offending hand back in the air.

  8. Amanda
    Amanda
    April 22, 2011, 4:23 pm | # | Reply

    Anna, he did a great thing, then. …. you know what I'm gonna say next? That's right… HORNS UP! m/

  9. chesed
    chesed
    May 7, 2011, 12:57 pm | # | Reply

    how would deaf bug even know what bug is saying?

  10. RawrJenkins
    RawrJenkins
    July 9, 2011, 4:36 pm | # | Reply

    Geez, way to hyper-extend your middle finger XD But it’s still awesome!

  11. specter
    specter
    July 20, 2011, 11:38 am | # | Reply

    lol i rock out wearing a top hat and monocle, what are you talkin about?

  12. xboxlive9
    xboxlive9
    September 2, 2011, 6:40 pm | # | Reply

    LOL: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!!!??? a checklist

  13. RoninTheOrigninal
    RoninTheOrigninal
    August 13, 2012, 2:38 pm | # | Reply

    Lose the top hat unless you’re Slash.

  14. Surturs Bane
    Surturs Bane
    January 10, 2013, 10:48 pm | # | Reply

    The bible is okay if you’re Adam Darski.
    http://www.last.fm/music/Behemoth/+images/55663009

  15. Pi Man
    Pi Man
    February 19, 2013, 7:30 am | # | Reply

    (3rd panel): “Innapropiate apparel” should be “Innapropriate”…

    • Adam
      Adam
      February 19, 2013, 7:51 am | # | Reply

      Wow! I think that’s the longest a typo of mine has sat unnoticed. Good catch. Will fix.

  16. Heavenly.Miasma
    Heavenly.Miasma
    April 3, 2013, 8:06 am | # | Reply

    psh. I always take my Bible to rock concerts. ironically, im usually assaulted with women’s undergarments anyway.

  17. James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    May 15, 2016, 4:27 pm | # | Reply

    What do you call an obsidian vocalist, a basalt guitarist, and a sandstone drummer?

    A rock band.

    Wow, this is probably the least original joke yet.

  18. Zinob
    Zinob
    July 10, 2017, 3:00 pm | # | Reply

    Are You Ready to rock?!
    A checklist.
    —
    Narrator: Firstly, you need to make sure you can hear music.
    Rock Bug: Get lost, Deafy.
    Deaf Bug: Sign language for: “Aw, man!”
    —
    Narrator: Secondly, make sure to remove any inappropriate apparel.
    – Tophat
    – Monocle
    – Cane
    – Bible
    —
    Narrator: Lastly, indicate your readiness with a hand gesture.
    – Correct
    – Incorrect
    – Way incorrect
    – Acceptable

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