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See You Later, Crocodile

See You Later, Crocodile

by Adam Huber on February 5, 2019 at 11:57 pm
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  1. Grinddude
    Grinddude
    February 6, 2019, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Where I live, everything is a crocodile. Nobody speaks about alligators.

  2. Josh
    Josh
    February 6, 2019, 1:29 am | # | Reply

    Helpful tip: you can correctly identify a crocodile or alligator by checking to see if the animal sees you later or in awhile.

  3. asdf
    asdf
    February 6, 2019, 4:11 am | # | Reply

    And hotdogs are no more. From now on there are only sandwiches.

  4. BV
    BV
    February 6, 2019, 4:45 am | # | Reply

    Shouldn’t there be an apostrophe in “which one’s which” in the second panel?

    • Denise
      Denise
      February 6, 2019, 2:53 pm | # | Reply

      Yes, there should.

  5. Mange Kitty
    Mange Kitty
    February 6, 2019, 6:05 am | # | Reply

    I know there are sports teams with Alligator as their mascots but what if there are teams of Crocadiles as well? This would lump them all together.

  6. Tee
    Tee
    February 6, 2019, 8:29 am | # | Reply

    I’m fine with you calling fresh water crocodiles alligators but salt water crocodiles are a completely different level of threat. Like, I wont run away if there is an alligator but I will if there is a crocodile.

  7. Gatonom
    Gatonom
    February 6, 2019, 2:02 pm | # | Reply

    The only guide I’ve seen is the location and visible teeth versus not.

  8. DTIBA
    DTIBA
    February 6, 2019, 2:04 pm | # | Reply

    I understand your confusion, and share your inability to tell the difference, I’m taken to understand that there are BIOLOGICAL differences between the croc and the gator, so… No.

  9. Tubanja
    Tubanja
    February 6, 2019, 2:57 pm | # | Reply

    Wait… neither of them are lizards. S-stop, put the bat down I’llwaitstopdon’tdothat–

  10. wren
    wren
    February 6, 2019, 4:13 pm | # | Reply

    I usually tell by how ugly they are. If it looks almost friendly if wasn’t a giant lizard, it’s an alligator. If it looks like it would definitely bite my face off and mail the pieces to my parents, it’s a crocodile.

  11. HerpHeist
    HerpHeist
    February 6, 2019, 8:29 pm | # | Reply

    Reverse this and I can agree. They are all crocodilians.

  12. Deth Invictus
    Deth Invictus
    February 6, 2019, 10:16 pm | # | Reply

    Come to Australia – we have crocodiles!

    Try calling them alligators and they *will* eat you.

    Actually, they will re-eat you since they would already be eating you.

  13. HelenaHandbasket
    HelenaHandbasket
    February 7, 2019, 7:25 am | # | Reply

    Its easy to tell the difference between alligators and crocodiles. One will see you later, the other one will see you in a while.
    (I’ll see myself out)

    • Marquar
      Marquar
      February 7, 2019, 8:32 am | # | Reply

      Why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here.

    • Sensei Le Roof
      Sensei Le Roof
      February 7, 2019, 9:19 am | # | Reply

      Visionary experience.

  14. gwanfried
    gwanfried
    February 7, 2019, 1:26 pm | # | Reply

    If you’re 0 for 723 at guessing which one’s which, doesn’t that mean you’re amazing at telling the difference? If you really were bad it’d be closer to 50/50 right/wrong.

    Depends on how much you second-guess yourself I suppose.

    • James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
      James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
      February 7, 2019, 3:28 pm | # | Reply

      I think it’s more like of the 723 times he’s tried to determine the difference he got it right 0 times. True, it might not necessarily be correct usage, but personally I believe language should evolve with common usage and not stay stuck in the same way it was 100 years ago. Plus this IS Adam we’re talking about here.

      No offense, Adam.

    • Fred B.
      Fred B.
      February 9, 2019, 5:54 pm | # | Reply

      It’s the old 50/50/90 rule. If there is a 50% chance of getting right there is a 90% chance you will guess it wrong…

  15. Mark
    Mark
    February 8, 2019, 1:13 am | # | Reply

    You can tell them apart by the shape of their snouts – crocodile snouts are C-shaped while alligator snouts are A-shaped.

    Failing that, you can tell them apart by whether they’ll see you later or after a while.

    • Dan
      Dan
      February 8, 2019, 11:52 am | # | Reply

      How do they mispronounce “crocodile” where you live? The word is “in”. “In” a while. “After” has too many syllables.

  16. Angelo Sanguianto
    Angelo Sanguianto
    February 24, 2019, 7:13 pm | # | Reply

    I just call them crocodilians for simplicity because caimans & gharials exist

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