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Sergeant Glitch

Sergeant Glitch

by Adam on April 21, 2014 at 12:00 am
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Discussion (15) ¬

  1. Blazing glory
    Blazing glory
    April 21, 2014, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    Major malfunction:Has a lot of minor ones.

  2. TaishiEa
    TaishiEa
    April 21, 2014, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    My major malfunction is that i don’t take loud yelling too well

    • euphgeek
      euphgeek
      April 21, 2014, 9:02 am | # | Reply

      Mine is that yelling drill sergeants make me laugh.

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        April 22, 2014, 10:27 am | # | Reply

        DID YOUR PARENTS HAVE ANY CHILDREN THAT LIVED?!

        • euphgeek
          euphgeek
          April 22, 2014, 12:44 pm | # | Reply

          See, my reaction to that sort of thing would get me permanent KP duty.

  3. Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    April 21, 2014, 12:50 am | # | Reply

    I’ve met R Lee Ermey. He’s actually really nice.

    • Chug
      Chug
      April 21, 2014, 9:04 am | # | Reply

      Most drill sergeants are if you’re not currently in boot camp. Honestly, you’d have to seriously care about the recruits to go through the hell they have to in order to become a drill sergeant.

    • LanceThruster
      LanceThruster
      April 21, 2014, 11:19 am | # | Reply

      He does great animation voiceovers, but some of his politics are a bit troubling. He lives out in my neck of the woods.

  4. Rena
    Rena
    April 21, 2014, 1:27 am | # | Reply

    So Bug is like Windows XP?

    Seriously, when I used XP, it was stable but had a ton of annoying little glitches.

  5. Deen
    Deen
    April 21, 2014, 8:41 am | # | Reply

    Clever title!

  6. wingspin
    wingspin
    April 21, 2014, 8:43 am | # | Reply

    The correct answer is: “I don’t know drill sergeant but it can probably be cured with push-ups!’

  7. MikeyZ
    MikeyZ
    April 21, 2014, 1:14 pm | # | Reply

    LOL I actually agree with this one. Really. I don’t have one major problem, I have dozens of little issues. (“Let’s see… You can choose from ADHD, a weird twitch whenever I’m nervous, easily grossed out, addicted to music…” “OK, your name is now Corporal Twitch. YOU THERE!…”)

  8. Michael Corley
    Michael Corley
    April 21, 2014, 10:54 pm | # | Reply

    So… Basically you’d be a great super soldier candidate!

  9. Barlakopofai
    Barlakopofai
    April 23, 2014, 3:28 am | # | Reply

    My major malfunction is that according to other peope, if I were to take drug I wouldn’t behave any differently

  10. Jakob
    Jakob
    February 10, 2018, 12:26 am | # | Reply

    My major malfunction is that I tend to get arrogant often, and can take far too long to put a plan to rest.

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