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Seriously, Clowns, You Freak Us Out

Seriously, Clowns, You Freak Us Out

by Adam on December 7, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Ataro
    Ataro
    December 7, 2012, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    Wouldn’t it made more sense to pop the balloon first?

    • Zincite
      Zincite
      December 7, 2012, 7:09 am | # | Reply

      I was taught the balloon would pop once it rose high enough for… some reason I can’t recall but should. But aye, I reckon child bug took the correct course of action. Best to get it away from the evil as fast as possible.

      • BugFanNo1million
        BugFanNo1million
        December 7, 2012, 2:30 pm | # | Reply

        The balloon will pop once it reaches an altitude where the atmospheric pressure is so low that the air inside the balloon expands more than the balloon material can handle.

        • Cimorene
          Cimorene
          January 24, 2013, 6:21 pm | # | Reply

          thus freeing the child’s soul! well, the science is solid.

  2. nyan
    nyan
    December 7, 2012, 12:27 am | # | Reply

    2 LETTERS: IT.

    • Frankie D.
      Frankie D.
      December 7, 2012, 5:40 am | # | Reply

      THEY ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE

      • Laura
        Laura
        December 7, 2012, 7:42 am | # | Reply

        BEEP BEEP Richie! 😐 I have a love/hate relationship with that movie.

        • BlueRoseLeader
          BlueRoseLeader
          December 7, 2012, 10:21 am | # | Reply

          All I can say about that movie is lol, for some reason even as a kid i found it hysterical.

  3. Strandvaskeren
    Strandvaskeren
    December 7, 2012, 12:42 am | # | Reply

    Actually a kid yelling “Flee! Flee to Jesus!!” scares me more than a clown.

    • Thorbjørn
      Thorbjørn
      December 7, 2012, 1:40 am | # | Reply

      Lol!

    • Lin
      Lin
      December 10, 2012, 2:43 am | # | Reply

      Amen.

  4. Eddddd the mad genius
    Eddddd the mad genius
    December 7, 2012, 12:53 am | # | Reply

    I never got all the hate for clowns. 🙁 dudes arent that scary, theyre just clowns.
    Also cant hate clowns when gamz is one.

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      December 7, 2012, 7:21 am | # | Reply

      Yeah. Also because of the clown scare the clown school receive less and less student each year.

      No, really: http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/05/19/clowns-might-weep-over-state-of-the-art.html

  5. Dabisnit
    Dabisnit
    December 7, 2012, 1:39 am | # | Reply

    I can’t think of many things as painful as biting my own tooth

  6. CRK81
    CRK81
    December 7, 2012, 2:15 am | # | Reply

    Wow. That was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Thanks you.

  7. Sarah
    Sarah
    December 7, 2012, 2:36 am | # | Reply

    Clown bug is pretty creepy. Not as creepy as big boned bug, but still slightly disturbing. Or maybe that’s just clowns in general…

  8. R. Silver
    R. Silver
    December 7, 2012, 3:34 am | # | Reply

    And this is why we never see clowns around anymore.

  9. Jeff
    Jeff
    December 7, 2012, 7:14 am | # | Reply

    I’ve never really understood the whole “scared of clowns” thing myself, but clown bug is…mildly disturbing for some reason. Especially in the second panel (first one he’s in). However, the eyes of kid bug in the 4th panel as he’s being handed the balloon? Priceless!

    • Laura
      Laura
      December 7, 2012, 8:45 am | # | Reply

      We blame it on the movie “It”. While I don’t have a phobia I still don’t like the Ronald McDonald types to look at me or come near me. I find myself ok with Hobo looking clowns and I can still take my daughter to the circus.

    • Adam
      Adam
      December 7, 2012, 12:40 pm | # | Reply

      If I entered a dark room, turned the light on and saw a guy just standing there – that would be freaky.

      If the same thing happened and it was a clown – I would exclaim a small, “hrk!” and some of my hair would turn white.

  10. MortalAnonymous
    MortalAnonymous
    December 7, 2012, 9:55 am | # | Reply

    I never found clown scary; only annoying. They aren’t funny and they’re always in your face. They’re so lucky I wasn’t a kicker or a biter as a child.

  11. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    December 7, 2012, 10:10 am | # | Reply

    Imagine if he had met a juggalo.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/things-i-learned-at-the-gathering-of-the-juggalos

  12. ferreroni
    ferreroni
    December 7, 2012, 12:32 pm | # | Reply

    That clown looks like the sort of critter one should expect to face in Kingdom Hearts. I can’t bring myself to be afraid of any non-chainsaw wielding clown.

  13. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    December 7, 2012, 5:23 pm | # | Reply

    dang im not scared of clowns but bug clown looks like a serial killer o>O

  14. bumblebee52
    bumblebee52
    December 8, 2012, 11:14 pm | # | Reply

    All clowns are serial killers, so says Tosh.

  15. novascottch
    novascottch
    December 9, 2012, 1:34 pm | # | Reply

    I was afraid of Clowns before IT. That movie only served to confirm my fears. When I was little my grandmother tried to give me a clown doll- I cried and screamed until she took it away.

    I went to the circus with my mother and had the time of my life- until a clown tried to give me cotton candy. Flipped my s**t.

    Went to the fair with my dad, kicked a clown in the shin for trying to give me a balloon. I never had any real reason to distrust/fear clowns. I just KNEW they were wrong. Unnatural. Evil.

    • TheLaziestUsername
      TheLaziestUsername
      August 9, 2014, 7:35 pm | # | Reply

      I think it’s the white face-paint because lets face it, pale skin can be pretty creepy looking at times.

  16. Snark Shark
    Snark Shark
    December 10, 2012, 4:06 am | # | Reply

    “Can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me!”

    Clowns are SERIOUSLY creepy. and they’re NOT FUNNY.

    Mimes are just douchebags.

  17. GuesssWho
    GuesssWho
    February 16, 2013, 6:49 am | # | Reply

    We all float down here . . .

  18. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    April 18, 2013, 3:40 am | # | Reply

    I dunno – I think the bug-clown is kind of cute.

    Then again, I think mimes are awesome.

  19. TheLaziestUsername
    TheLaziestUsername
    August 9, 2014, 7:32 pm | # | Reply

    The “flee to Jesus” part really cracks me up, especially the way the clown’s looking at that kid like “WTF is he doing?”.

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