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Shake It Off

Shake It Off

by Adam on January 2, 2015 at 12:00 am
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    • Not the Latest in Alternative Therapies | This Is
      January 4, 2015, 6:22 am | #
  1. Church
    Church
    January 2, 2015, 12:41 am | # | Reply

    I have to admit that it looks more like the doc is trying to -strangle- the cancer out of his patient, which I’ll also admit felt kind of bad for laughing at.

  2. Terraform Trent
    Terraform Trent
    January 2, 2015, 2:08 am | # | Reply

    I think you’re trying to promote blood flow into the injured area when you shake it.
    Great comic as always! Excited for the next one!

  3. Mirvanna
    Mirvanna
    January 2, 2015, 5:14 am | # | Reply

    I thought it was too cool down your injury in a weak attempt to numb it.

  4. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    January 2, 2015, 5:31 am | # | Reply

    In that kind of universe doctors will be called professional shaker. There’s probably also devices for self shaking at home in various sizes.

    Flu: 1 minute of shaking every 6 hours.

    Measles: 3 minutes of shaking every 4 hours.

    Cancer: 4 hours of shaking a day for 3 months.

    HIV: 12 hours of shaking a day for a year.

    • Terraform Trent
      Terraform Trent
      January 2, 2015, 5:37 pm | # | Reply

      Death: 24 hours of shaking every day for five years.

  5. Saskfan
    Saskfan
    January 2, 2015, 6:51 am | # | Reply

    With flu, I tend to shake half the time anyway with fever. It doesn’t make the flu go away faster… I would rather be able to walk it off.

    • verypeeved
      verypeeved
      January 13, 2016, 2:22 pm | # | Reply

      maybe it does. maybe if you didn’t it would go a lot slower

  6. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    January 2, 2015, 7:42 am | # | Reply

    “…to the cancer over there,
    that’s taking all my hella hair,
    Why don’tcha come on over baby,
    we can shake, shake, shake…”

    Oh, come on, you knew SOMEone was gonna reference that with the title you chose, Adam…

  7. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    January 2, 2015, 8:15 am | # | Reply

    My eyesight is terrible. In the second panel the word “FLICK” puzzled me greatly at first. The L and the I ran together…

  8. Deen
    Deen
    January 2, 2015, 9:45 am | # | Reply

    Snorted my coffee on panel 4. Serious sinus burns going. Still worth it.

  9. Johnny Newton
    Johnny Newton
    January 2, 2015, 11:35 am | # | Reply

    ok this is the best ever we comic hahahahahahashahaha

  10. Rhea
    Rhea
    January 2, 2015, 12:06 pm | # | Reply

    “You never see Doctors trying to jiggle the cancer out of patients.” Well, have they TRIED?

  11. James
    James
    January 2, 2015, 12:08 pm | # | Reply

    I love how calm the doctor-bug looks in panel 3.

  12. taishiea
    taishiea
    January 2, 2015, 4:01 pm | # | Reply

    would bring a whole new meaning to fighting diseases.

  13. Shannon Love
    Shannon Love
    January 2, 2015, 5:02 pm | # | Reply

    Likely the reflex evolved back in the day when injuries to fingers where more likely to caused by teeth and mandibles than hammers. It isn’t supposed to make you feel better or to fix the current injury. It’s supposed send flying whatever the bleep made the first injury before it has time to make a second.

    Growing up on the farm and having to put fingers down into and around a lot of all natural, preservative free, no evil-big corporations involved, holes, logs, rocks, animal orifices etc, I can tell you that a a quick flick of the wrist gets ride of most “all natural” sources of finger pain more often than not.

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