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Sick Ass a Dog

Sick Ass a Dog

by Adam Huber on August 5, 2019 at 10:09 am
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  1. Michelle
    Michelle
    August 5, 2019, 11:01 am | # | Reply

    There are two adjustments you have to make when you go this route. First, the fact rectal temperatures are higher than oral. Second, that you don’t forget the next time and stick it in your mouth.

    • Grinddude
      Grinddude
      August 5, 2019, 3:40 pm | # | Reply

      Third: Do NOT sit down!

  2. Erik
    Erik
    August 5, 2019, 12:19 pm | # | Reply

    Thermometers work better if the bulb is in the chosen orifice, as well.

  3. SmaggTheSmug
    SmaggTheSmug
    August 5, 2019, 3:54 pm | # | Reply

    Can’t you put it in your armpit?

  4. Dreadpirateusername
    Dreadpirateusername
    August 5, 2019, 6:10 pm | # | Reply

    I thought for sure this was going to be another one of the “hitler at a Dairy Queen” things, where the first strip gets interrupted and the next week does the whole thing.

    • Alpha-Sigma
      Alpha-Sigma
      August 6, 2019, 12:38 am | # | Reply

      I know what you mean. I was hoping for advice on how to deal with my ferns.

    • Marquar
      Marquar
      August 6, 2019, 9:53 am | # | Reply

      Thanks. Now I want to see a Hitler in a Dairy Queen strip and Adam’s too sick to make one.

      • DTIBA
        DTIBA
        August 6, 2019, 11:20 pm | # | Reply

        That already happened. Dreadpirateusername is referring to these: https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/i-bet-she-did-nazi-this-one-coming/ https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/i-scream-you-scream-we-all-scream-for-nazis/

      • b
        b
        August 7, 2019, 3:24 am | # | Reply

        https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/i-bet-she-did-nazi-this-one-coming/
        This one and the one after.

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